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  • tiny hands played every nerve in my back and right leg like master violinists last night and this morning. 'okay... melatonin'. that eventually let me doze for less than an hour

    i woke up with back singing and leg twitching, and i always get pissed when it happens. i jerk and flop like a fish on land, violently jerk to another position, twitch, kick, jerk, twitch

    so i got up and took a muscle relaxer and resigned myself to sleeping all day. i had to remind myself i survived a muscle relaxer/pain pill combo so relaxer/melatonin would be nothing



    so i didn't sleep all day, 6 hours i think. i'm not groggy, i'm not too much of a noodle. so i guess it's all good. i hurt like a mofo tho
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    • armageddon...

      Beyond Meat™ | Chicken

      although this list of ingredients is less troublesome than factory chicken feed

      and this. the cuteness kills meh

      The 50 Cutest Things That Ever Happened
      beautiful
      yeah you are

      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
      lol

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      • i had a plate full of chicken and sweet potato. i wanted more, so

        i had a bowl full of fruit and yogurt. i want more, so

        i'll probly brush my teeth. or more chicken. or both. my stomach is full, but i kinda want to lick salt off a plate or something. or something. i don't know.

        i read the nerdfitness blog on walking to mordor, then i link followed to 'how to get back on track when your life sucks'. like oliver twist looking up with big eyes, pleez suh, may i have some motivation?
        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

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        • I just read that 'how to get back on track when your life sucks'...
          I need to dig around over in NerdFitness more!
          I like it there.

          Monday i get to find out more about surgeries stuffs I hope...
          I want them to drill holes and poke things and fix shit so I can move on... NOW!
          How quickly reluctance becomes impatience.
          “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
          ~Friedrich Nietzsche
          And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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          • it does indeed

            but you're gonna get that stupid surgery over and done with and then it'll be relaxation mode

            capish?
            beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

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            • today i worked out. i feel good about that.

              does a dvd count towards my trip to mordor? if so, 3 miles. shut up, i need the structure. there was some mild upper body work included with a band, so i'm uncomfortable but it's live withable

              and i put too much pepper on my carrots. i mean who does that? really?

              yeah my back is winding up.. shiitake

              visited gramma, talked with cousins, tried not to eyeroll at my aunt, later i met my sister's boyfriend and he's adorable

              gramma gave me a necklace, so coo
              beautiful
              yeah you are

              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
              lol

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              • i need this sweet image



                my mind is getting blown right now

                alsew breaking bad blew my mind. walt lost his damn mind.

                i had caffeine, i flailed around like a spaz for 40 minutes. my mind.. feels.. unsettled. and i want it settled on something.
                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post

                  i had caffeine, i flailed around like a spaz for 40 minutes. my mind.. feels.. unsettled. and i want it settled on something.
                  that's how i feel on caffeine...unsettled.
                  my primal journal:
                  http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Primal-Journal

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                  • *zeroes in on YOU..... and settles*
                    beautiful
                    yeah you are

                    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                    lol

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                    • a sore back last night made me grumpy. not sleeping then having to wake up made me grumpy. still being sore made me grumpy.

                      i may have even grumped at my baby

                      'doooon't tell me what to doooooooo'

                      but a hydro + a bowl of beef/spinach/sketti sauce/rice + a glass of milk + cute dogs made me feel better

                      which makes me not shower my love with grumpiness

                      and tonight..... squats

                      prepare yourself, diabolical dickbag back muscle creator
                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • what's the best way to say hello to someone?

                        quote call me maybe lyrics at them

                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • with the light band work the dvd included i honestly didn't think it would affect me like using weights does

                          for reals. it felt nice moving everything around with resistance but it wasn't HARD CORE RAWR work, so while a tiny voice in my head said 'this'll suck later' the big voice said 'NAHHHH IT'LL BE FINE'

                          the big voice was wrong

                          it sucks like a young woman desperate to impress with her porn star skills

                          it SUCKS.

                          i ate one pill, i wanted ten
                          beautiful
                          yeah you are

                          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                          lol

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                          • all body parts but chest and shoulders got worked

                            i did full on PT back band work

                            and squats and squats and squats

                            and i fully expect it to suck dead donkey balls on the morrow, as i've had 2 hydros today. they're blocking the worst of it atm

                            food was too carby to be ideal. today was a too sore to care wtf i ate day

                            the dogs happily licked my face while i was doing floor work. now that they've had a taste of human they'll probably try to eat me while i sleep. if i don't make it out alive, tell my wife i luvvah
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • nice. i'm going to australia tomorrow.

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                              • bring me back a souvenir!
                                beautiful
                                yeah you are

                                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                                lol

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