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  • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
    my hand never left your buttcheek
    It's all about being appreciated

    Hey- do you have a rice, corn, or barley heat pad? I've used both rice and feed-corn (the really dry stuff) in bags that you can nuke. It's like a heating pad, but heavy and it wraps nicely around you. You can buy them in various places, but mine were all homemade. I don't know that it'll be better than drugs, but it might be another thought for you.

    Those recipes look awesome! Another favorite on my work computer because I'm, like, so focused.
    http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

    Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

    And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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    • random websites actually help with work focus. there've been studies and everything. if they ask you to prove that then you're screwed

      i did have one of those my grandmother gave me but that was a few years ago and i think it's gone the way of the dinosaurs. i do have a heating pad i lay on sometimes, but i'm thinking i can train my dogs to lay on it while i lay on my stomach. they play king of the hill with me anyways so may as well make em useful as well as cute

      also, teenagers are hilarious



      so went to the dr. got checked more, did some talking, she's scheduliing me an MRI! HOW EXCITING! no. but she prescribed more pain pills and that is indeed a yay. then this afternoon i took a nap, which is the most primal thing i did all day because today was a broscience carb refeed day. hung out with mom and i believe her thought process went 'hmmm she feels bad, we give her yummy foods' grain products everywhere, it was good, and i made her laugh. i like when that happens

      i'd like to bully my guy here to battle cookie for place of dominance as king of the hill by laying on the heating pad on my back

      i was prescribed pain pills and muscle relaxers. i'm unsure if i can take both at once. if none of you see me again, make sure cookie doesn't eat my face. he can have the rest so that i may live on in him and his line, to bring strength to his fluffy warrior soul
      beautiful
      yeah you are

      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
      lol

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      • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
        Inn at the Crossroads | In the game of food, you win or you wash dishes…

        awwww yeeaaaahhhhhh. i read through 2 books going 'that sounds good *page mark*... that sounds good *page mark* ....that does too *page mark*'

        my laziness has paid off and these wonderful people are making the recipes for me

        pain is at an 11. i need it toned down to about a 3.
        The series is why I started eating "mashed neeps swimming in butter"
        Cooking Primal with Otter - Journal
        Otter's (Defunct) Primal Log
        "Not baked goods, Professor, baked bads!" ~ The Tick

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        • i had to look that one up but it's now in my to eat pile. i'm a sucker for fresh ginger

          day 2 of pain pills. it's amazing how one's outlook improves with really good medicine. the area immediately around my rod is still achy but i don't even care, the rest was knocked out

          i am well pleased
          beautiful
          yeah you are

          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
          lol

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          • They look about cat-sized. Think you can teach them to do that kneading thing cats do? If you want to mock up the heavy heating pad, I put plain long-grain rice in a freezer bag. You have to be careful how long you nuke it for, but it's easy.

            And you would deny your little warrior all the tender and nutritous bits of your face? That's just cruel!

            Glad the pills are working. Injury pain sucks. Drugs are good. (Particularly when you're told to take them . . .)
            http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

            Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

            And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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            • my guys are so smart they're dumb, they don't have the mental capacity to learn anything harder than the equivalent of 2+2 and i need my face for IDing, you know, just in case a detective thinks i faked my death and left my boys to live as a burlesque star in quatemala. guatamala? ..ireland

              i decided to browse a pcos board, went to the diet and weight loss surgery section, saw a lot of posts about which diet wasn't working and 'wsl works!'. i have a confession to make. i lost the initial 18 on primal but flew down 22 lbs with the help of doc prescribed phen pills. i ran out, anxiety got in the way and i didn't go back to get more until i mentioned it in my visit friday. during that time my diet has been half good half bad and 15 lbs creeped back up. i was tired a lot, i was off and on depressed a lot, i didn't care what i ate a lot. considering my condition i imagine it could have been much worse but 15 lbs is a giantly huge number in a span of 40 and i didn't like it. like i'd ballooned into a huge beast of a womanly whale

              which is odd considering i don't see myself as a whale. but that 15 lbs looked like inevitable bedriddenness at 1200 lbs with a long silken beard. did i tell you that's what happens when i eat too much flour? a few years ago i started getting the random sporadic hair and at the time thought 'oh god i AM getting old', despaired a while, and plucked them when i found them. this was before i knew about pcos. after i knew about pcos, i still thought i was forever a hideous conglomeration of man and woman no matter how much plucking and waxing and bleaching and cursing and 'healthy eating' i did, those same 5 hairs just kept showing up

              my ex had a thing about body hair, he didn't like it on him and i guess he didn't like it on anyone. he kissed me one day, saw a hair i'd missed under my chin and pulled away with a disgusted 'jesus'

              so as you can imagine, the self conciousness i felt sort of amplified just a little

              and just in time to brighten my pervy little day, my guy sent me a progress pic of his primal & IFing diet. i want to bite those abs and V taper. you sweet, sweet man you

              so long story even longer, if taking a diet pill is what it will take to knock some pounds off then there's no shame in my game. it's not like being primal isn't helping, the closer i stick to the diet the more my anxiety lessens, weird pains a 20+ year old shouldn't have went away almost immediately, hair shedding stops, premature greys are staying cause those are inherited. they are an awesome bright white too. my peekos is blunted altogether and that's pretty cool i guess

              having grain free dogs who love coconut oil is pretty cool too

              cause, you know, no dog farts
              beautiful
              yeah you are

              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
              lol

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              • sporadic bouts of unspecified anxiety and a disinclination to sleep. well this sucks. is it a result of too much chinese or am i losing my mind again already?

                here is a not-so-secret secret about my family. we all have a crutch. the older set uses smoking, the younger set uses alcohol, recreational drugs and pills. my crutch used to be smoking til my grandfather died of lung cancer that spread through his body then i did a fast force quit, caving in to 5 or fewer puffs over the next several months

                see how i was all grammatically correct with the 'or fewer'? you can thank weird al for that

                if i had less of a tight rein on myself i'd be on the alcohol and pill crutch. i'd like to huddle up and take a muscle relaxer with a bottle of alcohol so i can go into oblivion for a while, then carry on nightly until the prescrip ran out and i'd wobble belligerently to the doc where she would realize i've developed a problem and refuse to renew it wherein i would be forced to injure myself at retail chains, exacerbating my drug saturated and numb back injury for out of court settlements so i could buy more off the street. eventually i would be arrested for buying from an undercover cop, forced into rehab and come out an artsy fartsy hippie who would write several best selling self help books

                it's a vicious cycle best left undone

                i raked today, fitocracy has no tracker listing for that but i fear i care very little for level grinding this week

                and despite the pain pill that was working beautifully, when i was finished the area immediately around my rod was tingling

                i really really really don't want more surgery. i don't want more scars and staples and stitches, and yes i'm being a baby stfu
                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • Wait- so my whiskers might not be the result of fair British skin and charming French hair? (Thank you, Mom) I might have to look into this PCOS thing after all . . .

                  But isn't it a better story that you're a burlesque star in Guatamala, Ireland (hmm, that's gotta be an interesting place)?

                  I'm jealous of the pretty premature grays! Ok, I'm still under 30, but I can't wait to go gray- and I have . . . one. Given my genetics, I don't expect to go gray any time soon- but I've always wanted to be one of those little old ladies with blue hair. Only not blueing blue. Blue blue. Or maybe purple. Depending on my mood. I figure gray hair will be easier to dye funky colors than brown hair that has to be bleached first. And maybe I won't be working for a stodgy company then.
                  http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

                  Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

                  And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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                  • you could just be lucky do you has teh peekos symptoms? also, no matter what the box says, it does not fully color the grays ಠ̯ಠ they're more like random blonde highlight hairs
                    beautiful
                    yeah you are

                    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                    lol

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                    • i am about 99.9% sure that this is completely accurate

                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • i googled while waiting for next iron chef to load and apparently getting prescribed phen whatever is akin to finding the holy grail? with jesus still attached to it? buying it from questionable sources online, paying 121$ for 30 pills of what might not even BE the real thing

                        and snorting it for a high? with people asking if that made you lose weight faster? you're snorting a diet pill????? WHAT the HELL

                        i'm just... i don't...

                        what, should i be jumping and screaming 'iiiiiii haaaaaaaaave the powwwaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!' with the pill bottle held up in my fist?

                        if i had known i had the equivalent of a 300 billion winning powerball ticket i'd have pooed my pants from glee then jumped on the scale to declare myself down another pound
                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • tights!

                          i like em.

                          and i'm wearin em.
                          beautiful
                          yeah you are

                          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                          lol

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                          • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                            i am about 99.9% sure that this is completely accurate
                            Oh my god, I just about died laughing. Thank you for this.
                            My Primal Journal

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                            • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                              tights!

                              i like em.

                              and i'm wearin em.
                              Hear, hear! Less shaving required! Oh- and I don't make them run just by lookin' at 'em funny. I'm still eyeing the leopard and tiger ones I saw at Target- haven't quite worked up the guts, but I'm working on it.
                              http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

                              Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

                              And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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                              • Originally posted by drssgchic View Post
                                Hear, hear! Less shaving required! Oh- and I don't make them run just by lookin' at 'em funny. I'm still eyeing the leopard and tiger ones I saw at Target- haven't quite worked up the guts, but I'm working on it.
                                Some of the more subtle patterned of these tights are a nice gateway to leopard. Also more appropriate for the office, if that's your gig. I have some of the "fancy texture cable" model, and they are pretty awesome.
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