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  • nameless: several layers of old towel or sweater wrapped in old t shirt would be a good quick easy peasy cheap try-it-out. or just a folded up wash rag. suuuuuper comfy. that's for light times tho

    i don't trust my body

    coolbird: i bookmarked a link to buy sea sponges and they are next on my to-buy lady problems list. i saw a big sea sponge body washer thing at the store and i thought about buying/washing/trimming/using it. but then i saw the loose nubby bits all over it O.O 'they'll come off inside meh *horror music*'



    i went out and got chinese today. all other foods sounded disgusting, and tho this was too, it made my period induced litany of CARBSCARBSCARBSCARBSCARBSCARBSCARBSCARBSCARBSCARBS CARBSCARBSCARBS!!!!!! shut up a while

    i didn't even really want it. all food is unappealing today. and i kinda wanna go jam my finger down my throat and throw it all back up
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    • I have a moon cup and a diva cup... of the two I preferred the diva cup... the body of it was a bit softer and it was easier to fold to place, but the opening still had plenty of spring to hold it open and in the right spot.
      I used the Divacup for several years and was always very happy with it's performance. Maybe a few there was a bit of seep through, but that was usually on an unusually high discharge day... and that stuff just happens. Or it could have been because I didn't seat it well... I found that it sealed the best it after it was opened and in place I pinched the bottom of it a bit and gave a twist. Sounds weird I'm sure... LOL
      It takes a bit of practice and fiddling to get used to using the Cups... I also almost always used a little bit of silicone safe personal lubricant dabbed/smeared around the top rim of the cup... it made insertion and seating go a little smoother IMO. Dry is not that pleasant, ya know...

      That said I really don't use either of them much anymore.
      I just don't have enough being discharged to bother for whatever reason.
      On a 'bad' month I might use the divacup one or two days... that happens 2-3 times a year now.
      Other than that I just resort to black boyshorts when the Russian Circus comes to town, and that's enough.
      I know that most women can't get away with that scenario though.
      “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
      ~Friedrich Nietzsche
      And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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      • I'm still 4 days or so. Day one, light; Day two, Krakatoa circa 1883; Day three, light; day four, light to nothing.

        Honestly, if Day two could chill a bit, that would be nice.

        But, I thought I'd give it a whirl with a smidge of lube, and see how it goes.

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        • I know you've all moved on here, but I'm still half fascinated and half traumatized by the macaroni salad video....
          SW: 243
          CW: 177
          Goal: Health

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          • Originally posted by KerryK View Post
            I know you've all moved on here, but I'm still half fascinated and half traumatized by the macaroni salad video....
            No... I will forever be fascinated/traumatized by that video...
            “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
            ~Friedrich Nietzsche
            And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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            • I just assumed BloodO had a craving for macaroni salad. i'll have to take a second look.

              i've personally never liked the diva cup; irritates my muscles and makes the cramps worse. They're not as earth friendly, but i really like Insteads. first few days, i have to use one of those and a pad, after that i can go either/or.
              my primal journal:
              http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Primal-Journal

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              • Might be different for me... I used the small cup I think.
                Just one pregnancy, and I had a c-section, my cervix never opened... so the small worked.
                As always... er'budy is differrnt.
                “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                  I have a moon cup and a diva cup
                  i watched a video on how to put those in. the lady showed a few folding techniques then put it in a vase to simulate vagines. she then did a lot of finger digging :| i had much sympathy pain for that vase

                  i'm still leg crossing at the memory

                  Originally posted by zoebird View Post
                  Krakatoa circa 1883
                  *cracks up*

                  Originally posted by KerryK View Post
                  I know you've all moved on here, but I'm still half fascinated and half traumatized by the macaroni salad video....
                  after that she went 'healthy foods', she essentially replaced sugar with salt.

                  oh honey no... let me help you..

                  Originally posted by Saoirse View Post
                  I just assumed BloodO had a craving for macaroni salad. i'll have to take a second look.
                  it's a culinary horror show



                  today was a good gramma food day, all veggies all the time. i tried her new recipe for zucchini pancakes cause she asked what i thought about it. and she always knows just what food you didn't get to ask you what you think about it. so 2 of those, like 3/4 cup of soup that had noodles in it, 4 chicken nugget dinosaurs and 2 bites of lemon pie. not great, not terrible

                  buttload of walking with myself and then my niece

                  then home and moar salad and quinoa noodles and sketti sauce. after not buying much the first 2 weeks, this weekend, dogfood included, i plopped down 60-70. expensive things should not be so expensive!

                  and i should win the powerball!

                  it's not that i don't know how to budget. i do. i just sometimes.... don't
                  beautiful
                  yeah you are

                  Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                  lol

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                  • Ohhh... hehe... that little ol' lady Creampie reference is priceless.
                    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                    • so i'm wearing my first instead softcup

                      ....am i a woman now?

                      it's like a first sexual experience 'well, that was pretty okay. i guess i'll do it again'

                      i bought some liver filled rawhide twists. watching cookie dance with his in his mouth and bear run around happily made me smile. waka, the prudent one, immediately set out to gnawing

                      i feel content.. i feel good



                      Last edited by bloodorchid; 07-16-2012, 12:53 PM.
                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • We got out of bed early to catch the bus today because the car might need a head gasket repair.

                        here's the cool thing. we bought an online voucher for our car's warrant of fitness (inspection) and it covered 2 WOF plus 2 "full maintenance checks" plus then any labor on any repairs that needed to be made -- we just pay for parts.

                        yesterday, they replaced a few small things, but worked on the car for two hours. We passed WOF, and paid $99 for the fluids, small replacement thingies.

                        But, they suspect that it's the head gasket, so we go in again on Friday afternoon to see if the car has flushed properly (since they put some stuff in there to flush the cooling system), and if they have to replace it, the labor is *still* covered under the voucher. Since it's the labor that makes that expensive, we are so lucky.

                        I only paid $150 for the voucher (which according to my friend is about the cost of doing WOF and basic labor for WOF -- and they are gambling on most cars not needing any work), and so I could get several hundred dollars worth of work for free because of it.

                        Woohoo! vouchers working in my favor.

                        I'm on my 4th cup of tea already. And it's only 10 am.

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                        • luuuckyyyyy. i'm jealous find me vouchers so people can work my car over



                          1.went walking again earlier. back hurts now.

                          2. i sat on the floor with the pups a while, bear was off elsewheres so it was just cookie and waka playing in my lap. suddenly *dramatic music* bear ambles out from behind a chair, sees us and gallops at us with his mouth open joyfully

                          and he pretty much belly flopped on cookie

                          i love my boys. like. a lot. there has been extra cuddling with them, cookie especially. he can jump on things, so. and me being high/spaced out on hydros adds the perfect element of cuddleability that i slouch there, he lays on my chest with his head by mine and i pet him and he warms me like a blanket

                          3. i sent the bay a text earlier that said 'I HURT MY LADYBITS'. an instead cup. so, you know, awkwardness. he asked if they came in a kid size and i said i wasn't sure but if so they'd be covered in glitter and justin beiber. no. gross. no.

                          i don't know if it's just me or hydro remnants from last night but i am sleepy. and my guy cousin is reading 50 shades of grey because a female coworker told him to. what you men won't do to have sex, gosh
                          beautiful
                          yeah you are

                          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                          lol

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                          • how'd you hurt your ladybits with the cup?
                            my primal journal:
                            http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Primal-Journal

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                            • there was not nearly enough foreplay..

                              naw i pinched a little too far from the center so the rim was wider than the first go round yesterday, some temporary forced muscle stretching. like Ow My Balls, without the balls
                              beautiful
                              yeah you are

                              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                              lol

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                              • yowch. i've pinched myself with my fingernails (more of a scratch, but not quite) during insertion before. owie.
                                my primal journal:
                                http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Primal-Journal

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