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  • my sleep has been crazy. i'm pretty sure this is why i can barely bring myself to shower, remember bad things and feel like a terrible person in general. weird sleep = depression amplification.

    but food is 90/10 a day and there is something about shrimp and crab salad that i'm craving, so i've been eating a lot of it.

    vitamins came in, so yay

    i could live in Ahh Bras, easily. yes i said what the hell and bought one. then tonight i said hell yeah and bought another.

    it helps that the price went down

    bay's phone threw up so he can't text at the moment, just call. i said 'the things you do to get out of talking to me', he said 'yeah it's not like i like you or anything'

    oh i know! i know. because i watch you through your windows.

    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    • i checked the scale, salads up to my ears = 2 lb weight loss

      i can dig it.

      i was antsy and wanted to work out so i started up a vid to load, went and started a load of laundry and by the time i did that and picked up some the desire was completely gone. okay, i guess..

      i also spent the last week brushing my teeth with just the brush and mouth rinse, cause people were like 'ohhh, my teeth are so much better without toothpaste' (insert annoying high pitched tone)

      well ohhhh 2 of my teeth are sensitive tonight. and i really want a bowl of strawberries.

      soda consumption is way way down, some days none and some days 2 at the most. i'd like to say Psht whatever i can quit any time i want! but apparently my quit times are not permanent. it likely ties in with my weird sleeping, i get tired for too long a time and i just want to feel awake, dammitall. and it spirals. it's an ugly ugly circle
      Last edited by bloodorchid; 07-08-2012, 01:25 AM.
      beautiful
      yeah you are

      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
      lol

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      • *deep breath*

        RAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNN!!!

        wee

        yeah i'm still awake. reading wellnessmama's remineralizing tooth powder thing and amazoning the costs, also reading more horror stories on curezone. it's cheaper than a movie ticket
        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

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        • No rainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

          Bumblebee girl makes me happy... that's why!
          {{{hugs}}}
          “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
          ~Friedrich Nietzsche
          And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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          • i like watchin the puhhhddles gather ray hay haynnn

            no more rain, just lightning *le sighs* you jinxed meh, cori!

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            bay fixed his pukey phone so i can resume with the gushy love stuff, cause he makes me gushy lovey

            today was a gramma food day. i could have done much worse but is all good, tomorrow will be better

            we were talking earlier about me not wanting to work out and he said to walk. i don't mind it. i don't know why ii don't do it. is maybe back soreness making me never wanting to do anything at all?

            i joke about eating pills like candy but i hold back. maybe i should hold back a little less and get used to the not sore/stiff feeling
            beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

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            • yes today is a beautiful food day. crab, strawberries and kiwi on baby greens is a lovely sight to behold. right before i eat it

              then it's a lovely sight in my mouth

              vitamins all tookened, hydros too. then extensive vacuuming made my back area warm and now sore and tingly.. hmm...

              next on the list is tricking the dogs into eating flea pills and buying more dog food

              i'd read, when they were babies, that poms have teeth issues. when i found taste of the wild i was like 'pfft! i don't have to worry about snaggly teethed pups' but bear has some yellowing on his back teeth

              crap. more dead chicken parts? liver? i don't even know

              as for my own, sensitivity was a one day thing. i brushed with toothpaste finally. using mouthwash still made my mouth clean, but the toothpaste feels cleaner and brushes easier. but i looked up some alternative hippie dippie herbal things i'm going to try as soon as i convince myself that it's okay to spend some money on it

              this month i've gone the other extreme and haven't wanted to buy much of anything. is a good thing. however, urban decay has a new palette and i'm considering. maybe in a few months when the price goes down... *rubs chin*
              beautiful
              yeah you are

              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
              lol

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              • ha-HAAAAaaaaaa!

                something to look forward to

                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • You'z tryin to scare me... and I'm home alone again.
                  “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                  ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                  And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                  • ima tappin on your wiiiiinndooooowwwwssss in the daaaaaarrrkkkkkkk
                    beautiful
                    yeah you are

                    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                    lol

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                    • it's difficult to find a good paranormal website that isn't full of illiterate idiots who think a bobcat outside the window is a werewolf

                      maybe i'll go to 'ima warwelf' sites next

                      yeah.. i can't tell if this is entertaining or painfully painful in my brain to read all the stuff these people are writing

                      and now it's furry role play.. a shy newbie says hello, i'm a were wolf and i want werewolf friends. his replies are 'welcome!' and tail wags and cheeriness from people claiming to be alphas... THIS IS NOT HOW WOLVES SAY HI! WHERE IS THE BUTT SNIFFING AND FIGHTING TO THE BLOODY DEATH?

                      i am entertained

                      took a hydro this morning, took a hydro this evening before working out a while. eyesight went fuzzy for a time so that's how you know it's kicking in apparently. sat on the floor with the dogs and brushed them while movie watching. talked to my bay. ate a ginormous salad. i'm sleepyish..
                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • yesterday i woke up after an hour of sleep with vomit in my throat. no gagging, no hurling, no panicking, just 'jesus christ i'm gonna puke... ok i didn't but if that taste doesn't get out of my mouth i will puke... okay i didn't but having to keep coughing the vomit and irritation out of my throat is putting the taste in my mouth over and over i'm gonna puke'

                        i got back to sleep some time later. the rest of the day was sore stomach. interrupted sleep had me passing out around 8pm and my baby is right, i don't take 'naps' i take sleeps. i slept through the alarm until about 2am

                        *hisses like a vampire* i hate doing that

                        stomach is still sore so i don't know wtf went on

                        food is still 90/10 a day, so good deal. my eyes burn from tiredness and i want to rub them like a kid rubs their sleepy eyes, with hands mushing their face every which way

                        upper body all worked out the day before, butts is due today
                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • this video is fascinating to me. and it's not because of her and her weight, mean people, it's the salad base

                          i watch her make that food in awes

                          also, i put makeup on today (wanna scrub it off alreadyyyyiuhsdlkfjalvdbhv)

                          yesterday the nice older gentleman that works at my dog food buying place called me over to the service desk to ask if i needed help when i was headed to check out. he calls me 'young lady' . i told muh baby he had competition..

                          ..he didn't seem all that fussed about it for some reason
                          Last edited by bloodorchid; 07-11-2012, 08:37 AM.
                          beautiful
                          yeah you are

                          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                          lol

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                            the f is this s? ):<
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • ALL of that dressing for 1lb of macaroni???
                              It's like sloshy mac salad stew....
                              Never mind the whole sweetened condensed milk thing, which I suppose could work.

                              I've never liked mac salad really... unless barely, barely dressed.
                              Watching that stuff drown gave me a case of the "blechs".

                              Yay for old guys who know how to make 'young ladies' feel good, without being smarmy!
                              “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                              ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                              And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                              • i had one of my Big Boobs Magoo bras on yesterday, that may have helped push him over the limit of smiling and nodding to outright calling me all the way back to where he was

                                and this

                                KHALEESIIIII


                                also, this is terrible, but true. someone give this woman an oscar for her marriage act!


                                also also, apparently breaking bad is back on sunday. god i'm so behind...




                                beautiful
                                yeah you are

                                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                                lol

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