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  • Cori- but if that peeked through, I'm concerned it's just the tip of the iceberg
    http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

    Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

    And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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    • Can I say that I love the boobs in your shirt girl? Is that weird?
      If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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      • Originally posted by drssgchic View Post
        Cori- but if that peeked through, I'm concerned it's just the tip of the iceberg
        Oh, I'm quite positive that's just the start of things... *thoughtful Pause*

        Originally posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
        Can I say that I love the boobs in your shirt girl? Is that weird?
        If you are talking about the tiny nosed girl... Yes, yes you can.
        And you are speaking for me as well... I think I unconsciously started making motorboat noises at some point... *thoughtful pause*
        “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
        ~Friedrich Nietzsche
        And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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        • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
          If you are talking about the tiny nosed girl... Yes, yes you can.
          And you are speaking for me as well... I think I unconsciously started making motorboat noises at some point... *thoughtful pause*
          No, she's scary to look at her, face.
          If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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          • Originally posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
            No, she's scary to look at her, face.
            Haven't you learned how the scroll function works...
            You simply move the pic to where you don't have to see the face... it's like a paperbag for the interwebz.
            “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
            ~Friedrich Nietzsche
            And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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            • Originally posted by drssgchic View Post
              Ok, entering this journal at work is now officially a questionable activity. The makeup/tattoo one was NOT blocked by work. Here I was banking on YouTube being blocked to keep the rating around PG-13 for me
              sorry dearie

              and if they try to fire you say 'you can't fire me, I QUIT!'

              Originally posted by Finnegans Wake View Post
              Everything's blocked for me.

              Turds.
              mwahahahaa

              mwaaaahahahahahahaaa

              Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
              I think I unconsciously started making motorboat noises at some point... *thoughtful pause*
              i lol'd. i lol'd a lot

              Originally posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
              No, she's scary to look at her, face.
              you aren't supposed to look at her face! what kind of man are you? the eyes go HERE *points at her chest*

              hey baby! BAAAAAAAAABY!

              i founds it

              yyyyeahhhhh

              beautiful
              yeah you are

              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
              lol

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              • sleeping weird lately, feel sleepy all the time.

                i wrangled my bay into some online pool. i am used to beating almost everyone i play (ONLINE pool), but he beat me after me using my spiel of 'yeah i beat everybody, BRING IT I CAN TAKE YOU'

                made me feel like a woman, all that was left was total ravishment and me making him a steak
                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • beautiful
                  yeah you are

                  Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                  lol

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                  • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                    You aren't supposed to look at her face! what kind of man are you? the eyes go HERE *points at her chest*
                    hey baby! BAAAAAAAAABY!

                    i founds it
                    No people, not the little nose big booby girl. Now I'm the pervert who has to explain I was talking about the girl that said that "your boobs go in your shirt". Gez, now I'm gonna feel all dirty today.

                    Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                    made me feel like a woman, all that was left was total ravishment and me making him a steak
                    I love it when a woman knows her place.
                    If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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                    • you're a dirty old man, booter

                      and shut up :P i do NOT know my place
                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • i like playing in dirt and flowers at 12am, more than il ike playing in dirt and flowers at 12 pm

                        i grew things from SEEDS. i am contently satisfied looking at them, thinking 'i am your creator, i am the all-father'

                        also, in-season tomatoes


                        i love i love i love this time of year

                        and mentally, i'm feeling better. i must be if i'm thinking 'time to work out!' and not even consider how my back will react. i'm also now taking hydros as needed and not put it off because i don't want to 'depend' on them

                        yes, my brains are dumb

                        also... in season tomatoes..... mmmmmmng

                        also... i kinda regret buying fish. i get all 'aw man, again?' at bowl cleaning, despite their wiggly love of me, their goddess, as i provide manna from above. i knew better, i got em anyway. sorry kids, i'll try to love you better
                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • so cookie got a butt cut this morning. and a tail cut. his shed under coat is all matted millimeters above his skin, and while he is a beautiful boy with his long hair, i am thisclose to shaving him military-style. because as soon as i get into the brush, brush, trim rhythm he gets tired of it and rolls on his back and like the gospel song says, he shall not be moved

                          and i decided to download aion. since it's now free-to-play. that's what the site says, 'free-to-play'. i started the DL around 4 am, here it is 9pm and it's 26% completed. my goodness, but dsl must be from the future! it's so fast!

                          I NEED YOU TO DL 3000KB PER SECOND, YOU'RE LETTING ME DOWN

                          weather is hot, yet humid, but feels just hot, ergo my back hurts and i wasn't sure why at first. but it's all good guys! i figured it out! now it tingles over my right shoulder blade

                          i hand dusted all my big and small roses and strawberries this morning, it works better than spooning. japanese beetle count was DOWN. oh YEAH. god i love that stuff. if i didn't think it would sear my eyes and sinuses and trachea and lungs i would throw it up in the air all over everything and dance joyfully beneath the falling powder

                          no. not really.

                          but as is, i can't really help gramma cause her trees are infested unless i just get the lower branches. i'm tall, so you know, i could get enough

                          and some asshole animal knocked my beefsteak tomato plant over, breaking it in the main branch split, where it had already been broken before. so a month of babying, it was strong like bull, now it is split like banana
                          beautiful
                          yeah you are

                          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                          lol

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                          • yeah
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • i've discovered the secret to perfect squat form

                              it's not trying to have perfect form

                              i did a quick 20 a few hours ago, partly to show myself they wouldn't make an imp grow out of my butt and rake claws over my spinal area. made me feel like i did a brisk walk. and so i woke up some and cleaned out my makeup box. and said hi to the fishes. fish 1 (the boy) is a sexy beast, he has leopard spots and stuff. fish 2 (the girl) is either gravid or is backed up with poop. there is poop on the bottom of the tank so i just don't know yet.

                              i also don't yet know if she's a sexy beast as she is still very small

                              but they feel at home now, all darkly colored and wiggly with the sexy beast spots

                              food has been 80/20 daily

                              took a pill a while after squatting

                              zoned out while the dogs went rotation getting cuddled with john hagee on tv. the rare times i watch, he makes me wish i could have faith and be all 'god will provide'. but god and i have our differences, so i am miffed at him

                              the other religious people on that channel are obnoxiously religious tho. and i'd make a terrible religious person. i've only skimmed the bible and have no plans or desire to read it because my beliefs are somewhat more relaxed. i can hang with jesus and buddha. i can't hang with bible thumpers.

                              in the few years before my cousin died, he discovered god in a big way during rehab. he was so happy when he discovered a verse giving permission to tell off color jokes, my aunt said

                              i don't want to dig holes for plants, i've been ouch-some, so the seedlings are outgrowing the planter things. and i just sigh and want to let them all die. and i don't know how to tell when the testicles on the lemon cucumber plants will be ripe.

                              maybe i should look that up
                              beautiful
                              yeah you are

                              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                              lol

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                              • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                                also, in-season tomatoes


                                i love i love i love this time of year
                                Best description I've seen of in-season tomatoes I keep looking at my abused little plants and thinking "Grow! The countdown to the first frost is already on!"

                                Glad you're (mostly) feeling better at the moment!

                                I like your view on religion. I pretty much share it
                                http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

                                Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

                                And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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