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  • #91
    i fell in love at first sight, and the love deepened when i saw the costume she put on her dog

    blah.. today is a better day. head's back right. went grocery shopping to to get foods and tonight was going to be cheesy bacon cauliflower and fake fried chicken with parmesan crusties. but i perused the fish section and changed my mind. i got fish and fish and shrimp and scallops and fake crab meat and i'm taking some of each and cooking it all in old bay and some spaghetti sauce. maybe with zuchini noodles on the bottom. or maybe just shove it in my face as-is, cause at this point i'm pretty hungry

    and i'm not very creative, culinarily
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    • #92
      Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
      i swear i keep feeding into the woman stereotype. next thing i know i'll be wearing heels and a pearl necklace while baking. and that's all. you know, cause i'm a perv

      back is fighting the good fight, giving me hell, taking no prisoners. the prescription pills do exactly jack and shit so i bought a full bottle of advil earlier and was assaulted with premature ejaculations of christmas time everywhere
      For the first part- that's my favorite part of being a woman. We can get away with stuff like that Now to have a reason to . . . Hmm- I might just have to be my own reason. Where are my necklaces . . .

      For the second one- HA! I'm stealing that description! The day after Thanksgiving is one thing- but starting Christmas the day after Halloween or earlier?! Gah! (Not to mention that it leaves less room for Halloween stuff if the "seasonal" aisle also has to cater to Christmas)

      Thirdly- I'm sending you a friend request because I know the feeling of needing a hug- so I'm offering that as a perpetual one if you need it Ok, and so I can find this journal more easily.
      http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

      Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

      And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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      • #93
        i am totally gonna make you hug me every day, better get your hugging apparatuses ready

        i wore yoga pants and a long tee out in public today. it felt like i was walking around in my undies and i liked it. because god graced me with such beauty and physical perfection, pants that fit my waist are too big in the hips and thighs so my legs usually swim in fabric

        and i checked my butt out in the mirror, it looks a little bigger and i am crediting that to intense and forceful stretching of my legs and butts. i also have pictures, myspace angled naturally, and one day my give-a-damn might bust enough for me to put butt profiles up and see if it looks bigger to anyone else. because for some reason i am glute-ally fixated, it's like the only body part i have is a butt and feet. if i can get a nice butt, life will suddenly make sense and wars will end and world peace will be credited to me and my butt

        or not

        a great ass couldn't hurt tho

        i've been looking into this t-tapp thing. my back is reaching a level of discomfort that is reaching 'desperation' if i am seriously considering buying a 40$ dvd with a budget that would have a difficult time fitting in a 40$ dvd. *A* dvd, not even a system. yes, i'm balking at the price, but my back is yelling that everybody on google loves it and doesn't has pains anymore, and, and, and, etc etc etc
        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

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        • #94
          try yogaglo.com if you are having back pain and interested in yoga because it's $18/mo for online classes (you know, video like.

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          • #95
            clicked and bookmarked, thank you ma'am

            today we'll have a little discussion on lonliness and toughing it out. i will unabashedly say i miss my guy. honey badger don't care. i miss him, i hate his schedule keeps him so busy, i hate that circumstances are such that i can't talk to him before bed. he reads this on occasion. i love you. honey badger don't give a shit. i miss you, stupidface. all the inadequate expressions of my emotions are right here in this little box.

            he told me, a while back, that one of the reasons he liked me was because i am a 'tough cookie'. i don't feel like any kind of cookie but a crumbly one. sure, it would appear to the average outsider that i have ovaries of steel, able to handle and deal with any and every crap situation thrown my way without mussing my hair. it's a lie. it's just because no one else can deal with it for me. i don't like dealing with things but i put on my big girl panties and deal until i can't deal any more

            and then i open my arms in his general direction and say 'hug '. every single bad thing and sad and overwhelmed feeling crunched down into that with none of the drama and fanfare i'd like to put into it

            you're my bright and happy spot, and when it feels like the dark is crashing against me and pushing me down and dragging me under i open my arms and say 'hug'

            sometimes i even say please

            and here you come with your own little mini sun and you squish and say 'hi babby' and then i can breathe again for a little while longer

            so much to worry about and i've reached my saturation point of overwhelmedness. i'm tired of being a tough cookie, let me be the crumbly one instead. let me miss you and tell you i miss you without covering it up with fake griping

            babby, my arms are open

            hug?
            beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

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            • #96
              awww. you are so sweet. i would hug you, but you don't want hugs from me. i'm not your guy and i'm just inside your computer anyway.

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              • #97
                I'm gonna do it anyway. *hug*

                I had a friend that I could ask for a hug any time I needed one, but I lost him when I moved. I didn't realize how much it meant to have that until I didn't. It's important. Espically when the world needs to see you as a tough cookie. Because I know you're really mushy and sweet in the center, and someone needs to nurture that part.

                By nature, I'm a cuddle bug. By nurture, I don't touch people. I'd be glad to practice getting back to my nature by offering a daily hug, if you need one
                http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

                Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

                And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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                • #98
                  zoebird, you've been pulled into the butt grabbing inappropriate black hole circle of hugging

                  i appreciate it guys, i really do

                  and i do not have a mushy caramel center, my center is like a jawbreaker made of salt. really.. uh.. salty salt
                  beautiful
                  yeah you are

                  Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                  lol

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                  • #99
                    Do I get a butt grab with this virtual hug?

                    I once bullied my husband into flying to Alaska to give me a hug. He stayed less than 24 hours due to work shit, but I got my hug.
                    My Primal Journal

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                    • Originally posted by ottercat View Post
                      Do you read "Fetch My Flying Monkeys"?
                      Excellent site!

                      Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                      he told me, a while back, that one of the reasons he liked me was because i am a 'tough cookie'. i don't feel like any kind of cookie but a crumbly one. sure, it would appear to the average outsider that i have ovaries of steel, able to handle and deal with any and every crap situation thrown my way without mussing my hair. it's a lie. it's just because no one else can deal with it for me. i don't like dealing with things but i put on my big girl panties and deal until i can't deal any more

                      and then i open my arms in his general direction and say 'hug '. every single bad thing and sad and overwhelmed feeling crunched down into that with none of the drama and fanfare i'd like to put into it
                      {{{hug}}}
                      "Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be." Kurt Vonnegut
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                      • Originally posted by BeckaSki View Post
                        Do I get a butt grab with this virtual hug?

                        I once bullied my husband into flying to Alaska to give me a hug. He stayed less than 24 hours due to work shit, but I got my hug.
                        if you insist ;P and thank you winencandy

                        i'm out of my element when people aren't being jackasses, i'll try not to be too much of an awkward turtle all over everything. you guys are really nice, thank you again

                        the last purposeful physical activity i had was 3 days ago. no stretching, no walking, no squatting, no nada. i'd load free yoga videos and not do them. i'd look at the yoga dvd i rented and walk away, i'd think 'i really should get some walking in' then get on the computer, think 'i should be lowering my carbs because of my pekos' then eat a potato or 3 (they're small, shut up), say to myself i need to eat more greens then eat a yellow squash, think i should get on the floor with the dogs then just let them come to me for chest and head scritches. bear isn't shy about what he wants, he'll hop up on his back legs, walk closer and twist around so he's leaning on my thigh while grabbing my hand with his paws so i can rub his chest

                        he'll also use said paws to shove his brothers away from me when they want a turn. my children are so incorrigible

                        i think i had chinese 3 days in a row last week. there's dead toy all over the floor. i have no immediate plans to clean it up, i just said 'you guys are horrible, pick up your mess'. they wagged their tails and smiled

                        it's time to man up tho. being miserable is ignorable. a fresh bottle of advil, 30 packs of batteries for my electroshock machine (or, for an equally obscene amount of money, rechargable batteries and a charger), and looking into gym fees so i can leg press my pre-glorious butt while getting sting-ily, electrically massaged

                        i saw a blogger chick with a 42 inch butt. that's my goal, even tho i'm tall. i can make it happen
                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • Hmm, I'm more of a smart ass than a jackass. Close enough.

                          BTW- why don't I get a butt-grab? It'll get me here daily

                          *sigh* Kids are kids whether they have two legs or four, aren't they? Just no good at cleaning up after themselves . . .
                          http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

                          Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

                          And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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                          • my hand never left your buttcheek
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • ugh. urgh. blegh. okay while i couldn't sleep this morning i did the upper back yoga dvd and copious amounts of lower body stretching, to make up for my lack of responsible splits keeping up with

                              the back stuff was unpleasant. the inner thigh stuff was not as unpleasant, there is progress there. i can feel it.

                              i got a few hours of sleep and my back is still unpleasant but a handful of advil should help. when i was younger i was against drugs. now i'm 3 steps away from breaking into peoples houses to fund my pill addiction

                              but only people who deserve it, because i am a good person

                              dr check up is tomorrow, to see if my tumor is a tumah so that i can say 'IT'S NOT A TUMAH' or 'it's a tumah D:'. i'm unsure if i was sposed go back to my dr or the specialist i saw for the pain making sample taking. i'll find out soon enough. yaaaaaaay. >.>
                              beautiful
                              yeah you are

                              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                              lol

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                              • Inn at the Crossroads | In the game of food, you win or you wash dishes…

                                awwww yeeaaaahhhhhh. i read through 2 books going 'that sounds good *page mark*... that sounds good *page mark* ....that does too *page mark*'

                                my laziness has paid off and these wonderful people are making the recipes for me

                                pain is at an 11. i need it toned down to about a 3.
                                beautiful
                                yeah you are

                                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                                lol

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