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  • ^mwahahahahaaa

    *all kinsa hugs back*
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    • iodine! on your hand!

      cookies!

      i watched u2 vids on youtube. hawk slept. adult content for all adults.

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      • lessee.. the last 2 weeks i've been overly warm. this is especially annoying when i wake up

        cookie found another escape hatch or ten. i've found 2 and fixed them both but not before he escaped AGAIN this morning and found a dead animal to eat before i found him

        i am disgusted. and my stomach was already sore.

        i'm also finding it difficult not to hold him in front of my face, shake him and yell WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? WOULD YOU JUST STAY IN THE DESIGNATED SAFE AREA?!

        why am i always so uncomfortably hot now. it could be 68* and a sheet would still be too much to sleep in

        hagrid is now 2 inches long and a bright spring green. i moved some sweet pea flower vines & sweet basil sprouts to my big rose container. there is something satisfying about having grown it all from seed. the japanese beetle army still has stragglers lounging at my place. i crrrush zim, and leev ze bodies of ze slain for ze rrrest to find

        maybe it helps, there were only 2 this morning and 4 yesterday. the army itself is at my grammas. it's like locust swarms you only see on national geographic. you kinda just have to stand there, mouth open, saying 'whoa..'

        as for the other flower sprouts, they'll go in the supposedly yellow hibiscus pot. and i'm really not looking forward to digging holes for the tomatoes. and i want to buy a window ac unit so i can lug it room to room with me, set on 35. the last time i felt this warm in cold temps i was in icu getting pumped full of morphine etc

        apparently my parents kept turning it down when i'd say i was getting too hot, til it was set to 50 and i was still 'it's so hot in here'

        good times

        i don't hear the boys yipping so cookie must not have found another hole to squirm through

        yet.
        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

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        • and i spoke too soon

          DAMMIT COOKIE
          beautiful
          yeah you are

          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
          lol

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          • that's interesting that you run so hot.

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            • want a (not)well paying job of holding an air conditioner aimed at me all day every day?
              beautiful
              yeah you are

              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
              lol

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              • 1, unfiltered apple juice is extra delicious
                2, meltonin made me dream i followed my grandfather's ghost to where religious cannibals killed him
                3, it took forever to go to sleep even tho i was super tired
                4, the japanese beetle army is getting wind of an untapped resource to infiltrate and eat as i killed 15 of them today
                5, i will never get to see what my peach hibiscus looks like bloomed because the beetles always find and eat them before i can see the pretty
                6, i am happy to leave the beetle corpses for the ants to eat
                7, my doc hasn't approved my hydro refill. it expired before i ate all of them, i don't like to let myself dope up as much as i want so i had some left
                8, i don't feel like driving all the way back to her office, so i will wait and call monday
                9, bone broth is simmering
                10, food porn's got me all hot and bothered
                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                  1, unfiltered apple juice is extra delicious Juicy NOMS!
                  2, meltonin made me dream i followed my grandfather's ghost to where religious cannibals killed him
                  3, it took forever to go to sleep even tho i was super tired
                  4, the japanese beetle army is getting wind of an untapped resource to infiltrate and eat as i killed 15 of them today
                  5, i will never get to see what my peach hibiscus looks like bloomed because the beetles always find and eat them before i can see the pretty My Charlie Waffles is a one dog hibiscus flower eating army! He even jumps for them. The only ones I ever get to see are the ones at the very top, an maybe sometimes I pick those for him too.
                  6, i am happy to leave the beetle corpses for the ants to eat Cute lil chicken love to eat beetles. Uh huh.
                  7, my doc hasn't approved my hydro refill. it expired before i ate all of them, i don't like to let myself dope up as much as i want so i had some left. Punches your doc in the throat, that'll give her something to think about when you call on Monday...
                  8, i don't feel like driving all the way back to her office, so i will wait and call monday
                  9, bone broth is simmering
                  10, food porn's got me all hot and bothered I accidentally ate salt yesterday (forgot to order a steak UNseasoned). Food = GROSS today. Bleh.
                  And just AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ My love/hate relationship with Gilbert.
                  Last edited by cori93437; 06-15-2012, 04:52 PM.
                  “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                  ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                  And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                  • japanese beetle army control killed my baby birds. i had a serious problem with that.

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                    • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                      And just AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ My love/hate relationship with Gilbert.
                      cookie eats everything green or pretty he can find if he can reach it. he's a stealth ninja :| and i think i'm gonna google how to record and loop youtube vids so i can have 10 minutes of gilbert screaming CLI-TORRRRRRRRRRR-ISS

                      Originally posted by zoebird View Post
                      japanese beetle army control killed my baby birds. i had a serious problem with that.
                      ew i would too, i don't like baby anythings getting hurt

                      there are japanese beetle traps sold here, a scented lure over a plastic bag they fall in but are too dumb to fly back out of. i think i'm going to have to cave and get one this year too. i don't like spraying bug killer cause i like the good bugs

                      japanese beetles can eat a bowl of dicks tho
                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • that's what happened, they sprayed my tree that was filled with beetles, and in it was a bird and babies. I was MAD as hell. The guy was like "don't worry lady, this won't hurt you or your baby or your tree." and I said "what about the baby warblers in the tree? Did it hurt them?"

                          And he looked a bit sheepish and said "yes, they are probably dead."

                          NO duh dummy. Beetles weren't the only thing in the tree, stupid.

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                          • If you buy the beetle traps just remember to put them as far away from the garden stuff you want to protect as possible.
                            They attract beetles... the beetles are stupid and don't always find the trap quickly.
                            While they are in the area, before they find the trap, they eat stuff!
                            http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/2001.html

                            Last year, maybe two years ago, my MiL had a huge problem with them. In addition to traps she would take a pail with soapy water out into the garden and try to lower branches into the bucket a bit before giving it a shake to knock them loose. Most of the beetles would fall into the water and drown.
                            For a while she was filling a pail every evening in addition to the traps.
                            I think they ate the entire centers out of her sunflowers... she has since decided that sunflowers are brilliant traps because she can plant lots cheaply, and when the center of the heads are full bend them over and cut them off into a soapy bucket to kill the whole mess of them.

                            BAD beetles! You could also squish them into beetlejuice...
                            Last edited by cori93437; 06-15-2012, 11:47 PM.
                            “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                            ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                            And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                            • i hate those beetles.. they're like douchebag friends who mess all your good stuff up. and then crap on it after. beetlejuice is good tho

                              and zoe, i'd have had to stare at him til he left. i get hung up about baby/young anything, they're helpless. don't hurt them.

                              except for baby copperheads and cottonmouths. if you even breathe wrong in their vicinity they come at you like rabid badgers on meth to kill you til you die

                              beautiful
                              yeah you are

                              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                              lol

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                              • I bought this wine yesterday and thought of you

                                "Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be." Kurt Vonnegut
                                "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." Douglas Adams
                                "Moderation sucks." Suse
                                "Wine is a vegetable." Meaty
                                "Every decision you make, from what you eat to what you do with your time tonight, turns you into who you are tomorrow and the day after that." Cmdr Chris Hadfield


                                Winencandy

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