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  • kids read this?

    boobs?

    booooooooooobs?
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    • Somewhere a kindergarten teacher reads it out loud for Circle Time.
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      • if you were still a teaching type, would you read this for circle time?
        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

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        • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
          if you were still a teaching type, would you read this for circle time?
          Yes. After I translated it into Latin or Classical Greek. It's so much more interesting than Pat the Bunny and Are You My Mother?
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          • you don't think it would lose some.. pizazz in the translation?
            beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

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            • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
              you don't think it would lose some.. pizazz in the translation?
              I read very dramatically.

              That's especially easy in Classical Greek, where it always sounds like you're shouting at someone even if you're just saying thus the priest prayed and Phoebus Apollo heard him.
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              • Joseph262, methinks you are a troll, and trolls belong in MY journal so I can write love notes to them instead of doing my real writing. Off to FABULOUS with you!!!
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                • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                  Joseph262, methinks you are a troll, and trolls belong in MY journal so I can write love notes to them instead of doing my real writing. Off to FABULOUS with you!!!
                  Oh... he definitely went to FABULOUS.
                  “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                  ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                  And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                  • left for the bamboo forest hussy again ):<

                    i am currently sitting with my shoulders back, left shoulder raised and right shoulder lowered. this helps, but i don't think it will help my posture

                    and i like this lady, she should win everything
                    Lolo Jones Is The Olympian Version Of Liz Lemon

                    ladies. (gentlemen). no matter how pretty you think it is, no matter how wonderful it sounds, no matter how tempted you arrrre... don't bother with the tarte vitamin gloss

                    one of my first and few big name purchases, i found it scrumbled in with my other glosses and thought to myself, self. the price for this was too damn high to not use it. let's slather it on again. i like it even less now.

                    my kisses will be smelly and sticky and gummy

                    i should makeout with everyone so their lips feel as gross as mine

                    after all, what is misery if it isn't shared?

                    i would also be sharing my cold germs. i finally felt better then BAM! BAMBAMBAM! woke up sneezy and sniffly and coughy and achey again. i know it's from the comfort foods. i should make a thread moaning about it for a laugh, like 'i don't understaaaaand! i thought i could have 20% and still be awesome! primal is a joke and mark sisson is a charlatan!'

                    mark... if you ever read this... i don't believe you're a charlatan

                    my mouth feels gross. maybe i can dump the expensive stuff and pour in some bonne bell...

                    i need to find a face and just wipe my mouth off all on it
                    beautiful
                    yeah you are

                    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                    lol

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                    • my 8 year old sometimes reads over my shoulder. STOP IT! i say, STOP IT!

                      creepy neighbor dude happened to come by ?yesterday? or maybe it was the day before. my laptop was open on the kitchen table with that naughty picture of marge simpson behind bars. lol, oops. too bad it wasn't the lovely cowboys.
                      my primal journal:
                      http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Primal-Journal

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                      • hmm.. aybee-may iway ouldshay ypetay inway igpay atinlay?

                        isway isthay egiblelay?

                        oday iway ikelay isthay? iway inkthay osay
                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                          Yes. After I translated it into Latin or Classical Greek. It's so much more interesting than Pat the Bunny and Are You My Mother?
                          Sie sind meine Mutter?

                          Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                          I read very dramatically.

                          That's especially easy in Classical Greek, where it always sounds like you're shouting at someone even if you're just saying thus the priest prayed and Phoebus Apollo heard him.
                          German fo sho... it's either sexy or disturbing.
                          How do you think Hitler got so messed up... it was just his mom saying "Ich liebe dich!" all guttural and LOUD...


                          Oh.... and lips... lately, Smith's Mocha Rose 'lip balm with vanilla'
                          Everytime I put some on around anther person they end up all "hmm... something smells good" or "do I smell s'mores".
                          I don't like the Smiths in a tin, I prefer the tubes for ease of application since it's very soft and melty stuff... almost no color. But that's how I roll.
                          Last edited by cori93437; 05-24-2012, 09:45 PM.
                          “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                          ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                          And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                          • hmmm...maybe easier just to flick him on the nose whenever he's looking over my shoulder.
                            my primal journal:
                            http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Primal-Journal

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                            • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                              Sie sind meine Mutter?



                              German fo sho... it's either sexy or disturbing.
                              How do you think Hitler got so messed up... it was just his mom saying "Ich liebe dich!" all guttural and LOUD...


                              Oh.... and lips... lately, Smith's Mocha Rose 'lip balm with vanilla'
                              Everytime I put some on around anther person they end up all "hmm... something smells good" or "do I smell s'mores".
                              I don't like the Smiths in a tin, I prefer the tubes for ease of application since it's very soft and melty stuff... almost no color. But that's how I roll.
                              i currently rock lip vitamins in vanilla, but i'll look that up because i could easily have a bucketful of balm

                              *german pornnnnnnnnnnnn*

                              Originally posted by Saoirse View Post
                              hmmm...maybe easier just to flick him on the nose whenever he's looking over my shoulder.
                              easier and funner
                              beautiful
                              yeah you are

                              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                              lol

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                              • i wish i knew what everyone was talking about. i have such a hard time following along when I have to work for three days and hardly get to focus on the journals.

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