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  • i don't like stuff under my nails. but using my fingers to dig some dirt up in a pot creates a lot of stuff. and i've had 4 hours of sleep. and i bought a tiny yellow rose bush (tiny here meaning 2 sprigs and a flower) and there are approximately 100 bajillion baby preying mantises outside. more seeds are sprouting. fresca makes my teeth hurt. the spaghetti squash plant that is still in the planter pot it came in has exploded a giant yellow flower. raw food marinara looks disgusting. today is an eat everything day. i'd like a nap. i'm watching a movie instead.

    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    • i used to dip my fingertips in hydrogen peroxide. cleaned out the crap and felt all nice and bubbly. i had really strong, beautiful nails then too; not sure if that was a consequence of my habit.
      my primal journal:
      http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Primal-Journal

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      • go watch the avengers
        go watch the avengers
        go watch the avengers
        go watch the avengers

        ok? ok.

        super fun. so do it.

        i discovered the secret to making mashed cauliflower without the need for a blender. turn it on simmer and forget about for about an hour. and the amount of cheese i put in there, it's only primal in the loosest sense of the word

        my bay reads this and he said he thinks i'm funny, apparently some of you weirdos do too

        i don't understand it, you're probably all high

        i wonder if i dangled out a bacon he'd say anything :-? let's see..

        my vas deferens is a little tight, i haven't been working it enough lately. what are some good exercises to get it nice and loose? *dangles bacon*

        i'm still pulling skin off my fingers tho not to an extreme degree. i am rather calm and content right now. except for my stomach. too much cheese. it feels gross. i sat out back this morning, 'meditating' watching rain hit a puddle. i got a little lost looking at the patterns. and the dogs all took turns being hugged under my arms. cookie licking the air because he couldn't get my face, bear letting me hug-hug him and waka looking at me with devout devotion. it was nice. they're warm and bear is exceptionally cuddly and waka.. he's just sweetness on 4 hairy legs

        my sister stayed at the lock-in after graduation and she told me about the raffle. 'so and so won a tv, so and so won a tv too then i won a picture frame then the person after me won a tv!' haaa

        to the bug that bites me while i sleep... I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for insects like you. If you let my body go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

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        • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
          to the bug that bites me while i sleep... I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for insects like you. If you let my body go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
          That made me howl tonight. Lady Friend, too.

          Wise up, Bug. You don't want bloodorchid on your ass.
          JOIN THE PANDA SHOW!!! Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and PANDALOONERY!

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          • and now i shall sing to you the song of my peoples

            beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

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            • I watched some furry porn once... it was not sexy. And I felt a bit
              “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
              ~Friedrich Nietzsche
              And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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              • I thought the avengers was "meh." Parts i liked, but issues with plot were totally annoying. Going and seeing it was not worth $100.

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                • $100? is that what a movie costs in NZ?
                  my primal journal:
                  http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Primal-Journal

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                  • I lurved The Avengers. It gave me a mild case of "teh fangirlz".
                    Depression Lies

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                    • The movie cost $100 because: 1. Movie tickets are $18 per (So $36 there); 2. babysitting costs $15 per hour -- and since we needed to get there a little early and give ourselves time to get back, it ends up being about 3 hours ($45); 3. parking is also a consideration (for this film, based on the theater) so we paid $10 for that. That's $91. Sometimes, we buy coffees or ice cream as a treat afterwards -- so that's $100.

                      When friends sit for us and we don't have to pay for parking, we get away for $36. If we go on a Tuesday night (not always easy, particularly if the show you want to see isn't playing on tuesday night -- it's an interesting rotation, and also because I don't finish work until 7, which means going to a late show, which means staying up super late, which means tired on Wednesday), then we can get in for $18 (it's half-price Tuesdays), but getting a sitter (friend or paid) is really difficult on Tuesday nights -- even if you are trying for it early (asking a week or two in advance).

                      Also, our income isn't high yet, so it's pretty much an extravagance to go to a movie these days. We mostly go for free (friend invitations because they get free tickets or give us free tickets), or we don't go at all, and in general, we see about 3-4 films a year now (if that).

                      I feel like I totally wasted my $100 on Avengers, when I could have seen something else that probably would have been a lot better.

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                      • good lord if every movie trip was 100$ i'd never think any new movie would be worth it

                        also



                        and also

                        Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I saw a little boy, clear as day, walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML
                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • i looked at old pics of me. or well from various moments from the last 7 years.

                          makes me think about my weight again. what is my subconse? weight goes down, extra male attention is nice. the crazy men start circling.

                          weight goes up, i still feel like just me. psychotic and sane male attention fades. i go back to 'stasis mode'

                          why am i not moved to take the measures necessary a pcos lady to lose weight

                          back pain aside, why am i not motivated to work out routinely

                          i don't like bay seeing me naked. i shake my head looking at myself in the mirror. but i don't have the fire under my ass to get a hot nubile body.
                          beautiful
                          yeah you are

                          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                          lol

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                          • spent an hour or so outside yanking weeds and thinning seedlets and saving waka from the stairs

                            i got the pen up yesterday and cookie kept escaping, he'd find me in the yard with a look of joy on his face for the wonderful game we were playing

                            i think all the escape hatches have been found and adjusted. the boys like being in the grass. i like them being the grass.

                            i told my bay that even tho it sometimes makes me feel like an old lady, i really do like growing things. more seeds sprouted, some plants are thinned. the only thing i don't like is digging holes so maybe i can convince him to come take his shirt off and do some shoveling. shirtless.

                            MMMNG

                            i feel very good. very content. very peaceful.

                            foods yesterday were pizza pizza strawberries and pizza. today has been vitamins and a pack of sardines in mustard hahaha

                            ahh... i'm sorry, body
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • i was brushing the dogs outside, swatting at mosquitoes and i got one. it was a big one. its GUTS squished on my LEG.

                              so disgustinnnnnnnng

                              lunch was a giant bowl of tuna and cucumbers and nori strips and half a cantalope. i'm trying to cram some potassium in. as fresca has acid blasted my teeth (i mean srsly, i just had 4. wtf.) my front teeth are not happy with all the fruit. mai bodeh is tho.
                              beautiful
                              yeah you are

                              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                              lol

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                              • mmmmmmmmm MM!

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                                15 Things You Didn't Know About "Game Of Thrones"



                                maybe caffeine this late was a bad idea
                                beautiful
                                yeah you are

                                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                                lol

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