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  • Man admits 'having sex' with 1,000 cars - Telegraph
    JOIN THE PANDA SHOW!!! Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and PANDALOONERY!

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    • that is a whole lot of fapping
      beautiful
      yeah you are

      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
      lol

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      • I love my car, but only as a friend.
        JOIN THE PANDA SHOW!!! Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and PANDALOONERY!

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        • Brings new meaning to the phrase "Doing it in the back of a car".

          Buttsex

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          • you mean doing it ON the back of a car! right? right?
            beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

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            • was depressed yesterday, woke up that way today, still am now. i found myself thinking, earlier, that i am not the glamorous leather & stiletto wearing sexy minx i envisioned i'd be by now. i wear jeans and tees and rarely makeup, i don't like wearing heels and i think the last time i did was at prom for less than an hour. i'm socially anxious, anxious in general, and instead of doing fun things i creak and groan around watering plants and talking to dogs

              i feel... so cool

              i'm sad, i eat sad food, i look a mess, i think part of me feels safer not losing weight. i think maybe deep in my mind i thinki don't deserve anything but being a crippled old lonely lady. because that's what it feels like i'm heading towards today
              beautiful
              yeah you are

              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
              lol

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              • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                think maybe deep in my mind i thinki don't deserve anything but being a crippled old lonely lady. because that's what it feels like i'm heading towards today
                *hugs*
                my primal journal:
                http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Primal-Journal

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                • i'm sorry that you feel that way, bloodorchid.

                  if it helps, it's actually ok to be exactly who you are. i mean, it's ok to not wear heels, to do the jeans and t-shirt thing, to not wear make up. I haven't worn make up in a million years. yeah, that's basically what I do.

                  ok, well, i wear yoga pants (tights), a skirt, a yoga tank, and then a wrap sweater or cardi with me vibrams plus a scarf, but still. same diff. feels like PJs.

                  you gotta find your way to being you, not trying to be someone else. focus on being healthy, as best you can, and cut yourself some slack. ok?

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                  • Originally posted by zoebird View Post
                    you gotta find your way to being you, not trying to be someone else. focus on being healthy, as best you can, and cut yourself some slack. ok?
                    This... *Hugs*

                    Remember that heels and leather skirts are just wrapping on a package. No matter how you wrap a thing, a gift, it's what's inside that counts. Who you are and how you are comfortable is far more important than some over glamorized (and photoshopped) media image packaging. If that means jeans, t-shirts, and puttering in the dirt coaxing beauty out of seeds and soil while hanging out with three lolling tongued little yap dogs (and possibly a very fuzzy chicken) then THAT is perfect. It's the perfect you. Don't doubt that.
                    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                    • I don't know about you guys, but I prefer someone that is attractive withOUT makeup. I mean, someone that can wear a straw hat and a t-shirt and still make you take a second look. Then, on the rare occasion they decide to tart up with leather and heels- well- damn

                      What you deserve is to be happy. If that's puttering in the back yard, then do it. Just don't forget to pop in here sometimes to provide us with some delightful snark. Wouldn't be the same without you
                      http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

                      Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

                      And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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                      • you guys all made me cry

                        you all suck

                        i'm glad you guys are around
                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • I live to make people cry.

                          Glad it was a good thing this time
                          http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

                          Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

                          And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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                          • Just for you... *hugs!*


                            This actually reminds me of the husband, which is why I luv hims. But I wanted you to feel special too.
                            “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                            ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                            And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                            • Sorry, I am not good at the whole 'feel better about yourself' touchy feely stuff. That said, you really have no need to feel better about yourself. You f*cking rock. You don't need leather to be a sexy minx, hell, any time sexy stuff comes up here you are the first name mentioned. You have more womenz throwing their undergarments at you than Tom Jones. Who are we kidding, I want to be you when I grow up.

                              Comfortable is sexy, funny is sexy, believe me, you've got sexy. But beyond that you have personality, and I mean that in a 'New Year is not New Year without Dick Clark' kind of way. You're the porch light of MDA...all us moths coming to yo' flame

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                              • Originally posted by canio6 View Post
                                Sorry, I am not good at the whole 'feel better about yourself' touchy feely stuff. That said, you really have no need to feel better about yourself. You f*cking rock. You don't need leather to be a sexy minx, hell, any time sexy stuff comes up here you are the first name mentioned. You have more womenz throwing their undergarments at you than Tom Jones. Who are we kidding, I want to be you when I grow up.

                                Comfortable is sexy, funny is sexy, believe me, you've got sexy. But beyond that you have personality, and I mean that in a 'New Year is not New Year without Dick Clark' kind of way. You're the porch light of MDA...all us moths coming to yo' flame
                                MMHMM...speak it brother! Tell it like it is! Can I get an amen!?
                                If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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