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  • Seriously, Spammer? Of all the things to spam from in this journal, the finest selection of posts about:

    1. Boobs.
    2. The Quest For Ass.
    3. Lady Troubles.
    4. Oniony First Kisses.
    5. Group Naps.

    You pick Hang in There?! Come on! That's like stumbling over a treasure chest of jewels and gold coins and helping yourself to a wheat penny.
    JOIN THE PANDA SHOW!!! Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and PANDALOONERY!

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    • boobs!
      beautiful
      yeah you are

      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
      lol

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      • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
        Seriously, Spammer? Of all the things to spam from in this journal, the finest selection of posts about:

        1. Boobs.
        2. The Quest For Ass.
        3. Lady Troubles.
        4. Oniony First Kisses.
        5. Group Naps.

        You pick Hang in There?! Come on! That's like stumbling over a treasure chest of jewels and gold coins and helping yourself to a wheat penny.
        So true... the spambots need to up their game! F'rserious.

        Zeus--- reminds me of Alex Good. Hehehehehhehe.

        That is the most hideous ass I've ever seen... and I've seen some really hideous asses. I had truly rather see fat than that weird ropy muscle things... I hope that is massively photo shopped.
        *cue "Puked in my Mouth video*

        Y you no like rainbow glitter fro-wigs?
        Admittedly things went badly after the rainbow glitter fro-wig dancers left the stage...
        Last edited by cori93437; 05-07-2012, 09:45 PM.
        “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
        ~Friedrich Nietzsche
        And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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        • I dunno...its a pretty nicely toned ass... Ha no, but it does look like an aliens face or something.
          KFCialis - It may be boneless...but you won't be! - Stephen Colbert

          My Powerlifting journal in preparation for my first meet - http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum/thread54184.html

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          • that's a great butt, you just jeluss

            i dribbled honey mustard on my shirt >.>



            i saw this and thought 'how perfect!'

            still going strong on the vitamins, so pats on my back. breakfast took over an hour to cook. freakin potatoes and a pork steak, come on!

            some dog decided peeing on the corner of my chair was a cool fun thing to do. :|

            >:C noooooo!

            i need to get out a diggy tool and make a rose bush hole but back says 'naaaaaaaaaah maybe later'. it's a 'slow bloomer', apparently buds bloom over like 10 days. and i like that. GIVE ME ALL THE PRETTY SMELLS, PRETTY FLOWER.

            so i guess since i'm crippled, crazy AND i have no life, gardening for pleasure it is

            and reading

            a big book order came in

            awwww yeah, giggity. BOOKWORM MODE: ACTIVATED
            beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

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            • a lavender seed sprouted! wheeeeee!

              the day after i bought 2 lavender plants

              the baby fingers were indeed alive, as they've sent a tentacle out to recon the area

              and the new roses smell so pretty. SO. PREH. TEE.



              also, my sugar levels plummeted and i had to cram 2 apples in my face. it happens so rarely that it takes a while to figure out why i suddenly feel like shakey shitballs
              Last edited by bloodorchid; 05-08-2012, 12:45 PM.
              beautiful
              yeah you are

              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
              lol

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              • admin looked at my profile... did i get in trouble? o.o

                did i say too many bad words?

                were all my posts about buttsex offensive?

                i dunno. but i'm about to shave the dogs, i'm tired of prying little fuzzy doggy hairs out of my face. JUST BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE POMERANIANS DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO CONFORM TO THE POM IDEAL

                JEEZ

                i want lemon curd and i want to read in bed and i want someone to do my nails all at the same time. i was kind of depressed today. i'm upgraded to 'okay i guess' now. soon i'll be 'drooling on the pillow'
                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • huh. BUTTSEX!! no admins visited my profile.
                  my primal journal:
                  http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Primal-Journal

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                  • once i saw mark the man himself had and i was all 'so cooooool! ....have i been saying too many bad words?'
                    beautiful
                    yeah you are

                    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                    lol

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                    • Ohhh... you gonna do THIS!


                      I think I'm going to take a magic tylenol and join you in "drooling on the pillow".

                      Obligatory BUTTSEXXX!!!
                      “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                      ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                      And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                      • awww...that's so cute!!

                        BUTTSEX!
                        my primal journal:
                        http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Primal-Journal

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                        • You do realize that if you shave the poms you will have nothing but big eyes and disembodied tongues, right? There isn't actually anything under the fluff . . .

                          Every time I hear buttsex the first thing that pops into my head is two naked butts rubbing against each other. Then I mentally realign the bodies.

                          So, uh, yeah, buttsex!
                          http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

                          Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

                          And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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                          • I refuse to participate in a conversation with this subtext.
                            If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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                            • Originally posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
                              I refuse to participate in a conversation with this subtext.
                              hehehe
                              my primal journal:
                              http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Primal-Journal

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                              • awwwBUTTSEX

                                cute puppy *fuzzes its face* my guys are too big for that now, they'd look like weird disembodied tonguemouths with big kid bodies

                                for real tho, they're men now they're the larger breed poms (maybe pom mixes)

                                i tested my luck last night and took a melatonin pill, stayed up for a reasonable amount of time to be sure my throat wouldn't swell up and spent that time wondering if strangling would wake me up, and if i could get to the phone, and if a tampon applicator would be a good tube to hold my throat open, and then i went to sleep and had 'I HATE MEN!!' dreams, then woke up 'laying crossways over the bed staring at the wall' depressed

                                (that was not related to the dream)

                                so i moped around a bit then went to get dog food and bird seed. i probably have that sweaty head smell from messing with plants earlier so of course i'd see people i knew and spent time socialising and be paranoid the whole time that i stank

                                then i got some little things and cucumbers and shrimp and wound up forgetting those foods at the store. and i don't care. i also spent some time remembering how i could get a week's worth of food for 20 bucks when i ate ramen and vegetables

                                and then i got chinese, but it just made my stomach hurt

                                so here i am
                                beautiful
                                yeah you are

                                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                                lol

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