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  • oh laws, the thought of a high me is scary

    munchie foods are always good tho
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    • Originally posted by drssgchic View Post
      Move out here so you can smoke away the pain. Then Saiorse can pop down for a visit. It's a 7ish hour drive, so to make it worth it she'll have to spend the night . . .

      I promise to provide Primal-approved munchies
      *wiggles eyebrows* make me into a REAL woman!

      druggies are funny. i've only been high a few times and i didn't like it.
      my primal journal:
      http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Primal-Journal

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      • ohh.. it's gonna be one of THOSE kinds of slumber parties i'll have to shave my legs then

        and here is this, to make life a little better through the art of song

        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

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        • Never smoked myself- I have enough issues with inertia- but those I know that do seem to like it.

          It'll be worth shaving your legs
          http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

          Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

          And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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          • last night and today have been comfort food days. pms cravings helped with that decision. there's only so much i can say no to before i get to F it, i don't even care

            while i was sleeping, the dogs got into one of my potted plants and yanked out and chewed up my aloes etc. this has never been an issue before, aside from a tiny puppy cookie adorably side gnawing a bush bean leaf last spring and bear trying to eat strawberry leaves. i don't know if 2 of the plants were poison. the guys are still hyper and happy. so poison fears aside, i worked for a month keeping the aloe alive, and the succulent was finally growing and coloring up. so dammit guys wtf

            so cookie went first. hold him, point him at the pot, say NO and spank. put him down, look at the other 2 and with a calm voice 'ok, who's next?' and waka came to me and sat with his ears down. and i felt horrible. I AM A MONSTERRRRR BOYS I'M SORRRYYYYYYYYY

            and after 2 more NO and spank, they're all bouncing around my feet like it ain't no thang. i suppose like most kids, the anticipation is worse

            i still felt bad tho
            beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

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            • my kids would be super pissed forever if i spanked them (which i have). cat puked all over the floor today, i have no clue why.
              my primal journal:
              http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Primal-Journal

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              • i hate puke. especially cold puke. D:

                i sat on the floor with them a little while ago and let them play all over my lap so i guess i'm officially forgived if they were fighting to be king of my lap
                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • yes, i will be doing this. bay. i will do this.

                  beautiful
                  yeah you are

                  Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                  lol

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                  • lol.

                    my primal journal:
                    http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Primal-Journal

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                    • lol that is so depressing
                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • so i slept all last night (thank you melatonin, you helped a brother out this time) and felt decent this morning (thank you cold front, you're awesome too) so i scrubbed all over and shaved and put makeup on and bought a bunch of veggies (my stomach says thank you to me)

                        it's 46 outside. craaaaaaaaaaaazy.

                        i am due for day 2 of week 1 of butt bible.

                        bay, you are still a donkey's behind

                        i got a new strawberry plant to go with my others, it has DARK pink flowers instead of LIGHT pink

                        oooooooh
                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • i was naive enough to think that sauteing veggies would be quicker than roasting them

                          needless to say, 1 hour later, sweet potato and carrots and broccoli and yellow squash and zucchini squash cooked with lemon pepper ON TOP OF baby greens and sliced eggs and some higher quality ranch... is pretty good

                          Today, I went to the bathroom to pee. I looked at the toilet paper after I wiped and saw a spider on it. It was still wiggling its legs. FML
                          oh sweet jesus D:
                          Last edited by bloodorchid; 04-21-2012, 11:39 AM.
                          beautiful
                          yeah you are

                          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                          lol

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                          • i feel like a fancy lady putting on loreal's color balm *fans self and sashays*

                            gramma ordered some flower seeds and bulbs she wanted me to stick in dirt so i did. my aunt called from grammas house to see if i wanted to come watch movies and i said i wasn't feeling that great and didn't really wanna go anywhere so i got 'WHAT ARE YOU DOING ARE YOU CRAZY QUIT MESSING IN DIRT AND GO TAKE YOUR MEDICINE AND LAY DOWN RIGHT NOW D:'

                            it's okay it's okay it's okay D:

                            i don't do well with people fussing over me

                            i've been watching the dead files today and not taking pain pills today. i think part of me is like 'yeeeahhh we'll just wait this out' and i don't really get that unless that voice comes from the stupid part of my brain that says to everything I DON'T NEED HELP I CAN DO IT MYSELF

                            no i haven't butt bibled yet either. not like it's horrible or anything, just kinda feels like running uphill after a while
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                              lol that is so depressing
                              yes. yes it is. so then i think: should i just pretend to be super excited? is it just the lactating hormones that make me not-so-excited? i dunno. then again, the last time i ovulated, i probably would've boinked anything that moved. so it's probably just the hormones. WEAN BABY! WEAN!
                              my primal journal:
                              http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Primal-Journal

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                              • you should sigh and roll your eyes at the baby everytime it's time to feed, so baby gets the hint *mwahaha*

                                Originally posted by lil_earthmomma
                                1 Tbsp butter
                                Pancetta, or thick cut bacon chopped
                                4-6 cloves minced garlic
                                2 1/2 cups whipping cream
                                1 cup freshly grated Parmesan
                                8 large egg yolks
                                1/4 cup chopped fresh basil leaves
                                1/4 cup chopped fresh Italian parsley leaves
                                1/2 cup chopped walnuts, toasted
                                1 tablespoon finely grated lemon peel
                                4 cups coarsely shredded chicken (from 1 roasted chicken) Or prawns (which I actually prefer)
                                Freshly ground black pepper

                                Heat the butter in a heavy large frying pan over medium heat. Add the pancetta and saute until it is brown and crisp, about 8 minutes. Throw in garlic and cook until fragrant. Add the cream and heat till simmering. Turn the heat down and whisk in the eggs. Continue to whisk until sauce thickens. Remove from heat. Add cheese. Add the chicken to the pan with the pancetta and stir to combine. Throw in basil, parsley, walnuts and lemon. Taste, season with salt and pepper and serve over mushrooms.
                                i'm saving this, i didn't read it the first time. but i did finally and it looks yummeh. hydro plus 2 advil for other reasons makes me feel like my hands and head are floating. i like it. because they all finally did something.

                                i was talking to an aunt about squatting making my back hurt (she asked how it was doing) and she was like 'quit that!' and i was like 'but i want a butt!' and she said 'you inherited gramma's flat butt, get used to it!' haha

                                grandmother also let me borrow her nightvision goggles. this is like gollum and the ring = my paranoia and the goggles

                                preshusssssssssssssssss
                                beautiful
                                yeah you are

                                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                                lol

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