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  • i feel trees up when i hug them, everybody likes a good grope now and again *nodnod*

    the month ended with a nice chunk of money left in the bank. go me. so i finally got my lugol's and pink salt on the way, along with some books cause the only 2 things that super relax me in bed are my guy's voice and reading. i've started taking all my vitamins again, a long tee over tight yoga pants feel really good, laundry detergent with febreez is a miracle creation annnnd... yeah that's all i got
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    • monster man is a disappointment, i dislike not sleeping, i think gramma is coming on to the idea of primal, family get together was meat and veggies with a small cake, cherry pie and cornbread. another relative borrowed my paleo solution book after saying i had great skin of all things. little kids are cute when they initiate a game of peek a boo around their dads with me. i'm still not a great lover of bacon, i think i just like the grease. i cooked 3 strips and eggs last night, looked at the bacon a minute then just gave it to the dogs. please don't tell my bay, he will burn me for heresy

      cream cheese and garlic powder melted up in boiling water makes a valid jarred alfredo sauce replacement. why do they need soybean oil in alfredo? i tried making alfredo with cream etc but it was just a gooey mess with lumps. so yeah.

      gah. boring.

      i've been stressed and sore this week, and an ill-ass. i've held my temper admirably, but i have not worn my happy face. i've worn my 'you are bugging the shit out of me so let me not sugar coat the things i say' face. i haven't been a dick. i've just been very honest.

      eating a bowl of cereal at night leads to hours of nausea and upset stomachness. eating one low dose herbal sleeping pill leads to i don't even know how long feelings of stonedness. it sure as hell isn't leading to sleep. and i'm peeling the skin off my finger, i'm assuming it will bleed soon

      and my gums and inner eye bits are pale. how the eff does this even happen.
      beautiful
      yeah you are

      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
      lol

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      • anemia?
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        • i got a butt load of red meat for this week. ground beef... gross.. maybe it'll help

          chickens, y u no have the blood i need
          beautiful
          yeah you are

          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
          lol

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          • i'm looking right at you, bay
            beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

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            • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post


              i'm looking right at you, bay
              Ain't that always the way of it.

              It's good of you to grope trees. They get flashed frequently, depending on their location, but there's nothing quite like a good grope to make them feel loved.
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              • beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • oh god, really?
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                  • oh yes, really

                    Last edited by bloodorchid; 04-03-2012, 11:05 PM.
                    beautiful
                    yeah you are

                    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                    lol

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                    • i seem to be 80/20 daily this week. food is meat and veggies, and dessert is a pint of vnilla ice cream. it's rather relaxing. i don't know why.

                      i've gotten plenty of sleep, much needed muscle relaxers helped. i could easily take those every day, back is bastardly.

                      i was at the store, feeling and looking like hell, when i hear 'hey bloodorchid. hey bloodorchid.' look around. i see the side of his head. think 'why are you here 3 hours before your shift'. and go back to feeling like hell and looking thru wheat free baking mixes. if he wanted to talk to me, well then he can stalk me to my face and not creep around the side of the aisle behind me

                      that situation left ridiculousville ages ago, i know okay?

                      at least he isn't violent. or hasn't BECOME violent anyways.

                      since i threw my happy face away my initial response is to jerk my invisible penis at everything everyone says. even on tv. just stare at them with a bland face, JERK JERK JERK, and walk away. it's a big jerk motion, my invisible dick is huge.

                      i've got a lb of gross ground beef cooking. i don't know how i want to eat it.
                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • Last edited by bloodorchid; 04-04-2012, 02:48 PM.
                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • guy in grocery store- is that an ex? who is "bay?" just trying to figure out the cast of characters.
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                          • guy in the grocery store peeping at me started stalking me in-store early last year. aroooouuunnnnd... april? may? he started chatting, like 'hey how are you?'. i lent my auto to a relative for a week, i went grocery shopping after and he came up and said 'where have you been?! oh my gosh!' and was like 'let's switch numbers'. and i, in my awkward and bad-with-subtlety glory said 'iiii'm really not looking to date' or something like that. so after some word juggling, and his face turning beet red, he gave me his number and i thought 'yay! new friend'

                            first phone conversation i discover that he's been watching me for a while, he loves me. he said. he loves me. him: '*soft teary whimper* but i love you''

                            he texted that he wanted to come home and i greet him at the door and we hug and kiss and hang out. i think i kept that one, i for sure kept the one where he told me to talk to my parents so they would tell me to date him. i'm looking now and those were all the same text

                            after i stopped freaking out, because my ex was abusive, i told him 'no. no. ....no ok? no' the next time he found me grocery shopping he apologized, 'blah blah blah no i never followed you, i'm sorry i acted a fool. no i swear i never followed you, that wasn't me'

                            a few months later i was in a bad place, mentally, and lonely, so id eluded myself into thinking he meant it when he said he'd back off. i sent 'hey, what's up' and this time it was all about sex. i eventually said 'ok i don't want to talk any more' and to his merit, he quit texting and calling

                            but he's like a gnat that keeps flying in your face while you walk

                            and my bay is my baby, my guy, that i love oh so dear. he's pretty coo'. hai bay *wave*
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • oooh, grocery store peeper sounds creepeh
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                              • i was creeped at first, now i'm obnox'd
                                beautiful
                                yeah you are

                                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                                lol

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