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  • #16
    troll hunter is instant streaming so that's on my other tab. this really doesn't help much as i do not speak the language, but i figure that since it's at the beginning i'm not missing much as with any movie ever made

    i've realized taking a multi makes me feel like i have a cold, but as i cannot stomach (mwaha) the thought of eating all the food necessary to achieve daily vitamin and mineral goals, oogy cold feeling it is. it feels like when i do eat i eat buckets. i don't. going for weeks and months at a time with no appetite will do that i guess

    i mean, i know it doesn't look it, but i routinely don't want food and when i do, i spend half the time just wanting carbs. chicken and carbs. smoothies with frozen mango, coconut milk and full fat yogurt have been this weeks 'ideal food' meaning it's all i want when i want to eat

    "Ah ha!" you think, "that's why you're fat"

    except for the chinese i had earlier. shut up. it was gross but it was carby. maybe that's why everyone who works there looks miserable, 'oh sweet! chinese food score! ...wait wth' then wilt, then look sad like the rest, their souls sucked away by sub par delicious foods

    when robots read this in the future they will rest assured that the downfall of humanity was a good thing. i am inanity.

    i'm tired.

    i am jack's overwhelming rage. i am always angry. due to various circumstances the only ways i know to deal are to shove it away or destroy breakable things. as destruction is frowned upon, and i don't have the money to replace what is broken and to rewall the walls, the anger is shoved away.

    i know what you're thinking. 'but bloodorchid, you're always so charming and polite!'

    thank you for noticing, yes i am
    Last edited by bloodorchid; 10-01-2011, 01:14 AM.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    • #17
      My Bay (tm) said the other day we should just go off the grid a while and do our primal thing away from everything. that sounds great, but to be honest i'd use any excuse to go off with him

      he's started making yogurt, you see. he finds it a neat and interesting thing. which makes my excitement for making things whoosh back up. he texts me with questions about it and i want to shake him and say YOU'RE AWESOME AND I LOVE YOU AND THIS IS NOT AN ADEQUATE ENOUGH STATEMENT TO EXPRESS MY EMOTIONS

      not just because he makes yogurt, tho little things like that make me happy, but because he encourages me. yanks my chain a little bit to get me to remember i'm alive and i like doing things. some days are harder than others but i think he's used to it. he hasn't given me up as a lost cause yet and i try not to make him want to give up

      one day i'll win the lottery and we'll have our own little self sufficient mini farm by the beach.
      beautiful
      yeah you are

      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
      lol

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      • #18
        halloween is absolutely my favorite time of year



        and since the general ladies' costume theme seems to be sexy, i should probably be a sexy plague doctor

        a sexy frankenstein's monster

        a sexy leprosy victim

        a sexy zombie?
        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

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        • #19
          i haven't lost weight but my hips and shoulder blades, i can feel them more through my skin and padding. that's strange to me
          beautiful
          yeah you are

          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
          lol

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          • #20
            Your little doggies are sooo adorable! It's almost too much to handle!

            Also: Chinese food always seems like such a good idea but it rarely is. Ohhh Chinese food tummy bricks are no fun
            sexy Jack skellington?

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            • #21
              Amazon.com: Disguise Costumes Unisex - Adult Sassy Jack Skellington: Clothing
              it exists lol... ahhh... i'll have to cut half the fabric off to make it appropriately sexified

              my guys are pretty stinkin cute, they and i agree. they get out of lots of trouble that way
              beautiful
              yeah you are

              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
              lol

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              • #22
                hiya. just read your whole thing here. it's seriously long. i kid.

                might i recommend -- for PCOS help -- the bikram sequence? it seems to help with PCOS and also endometriosis. something about cleansing and helping with hormones. anyway, lots of n=1 in my experience of it.

                that being said, where are those rod(s) in your back? and if you do go to learn the bikram sequence, i recommend you ask if the person who teaches has done any other kind of yoga or other kind of teacher training. because bikram's actual teacher training teaches you jack except for the sequence and bollywood movies and that bikram is a bit of a egomaniac. but, if the person has studied OTHER styles of yoga, particularly if they know how to handle folks with rods in their backs, then you should be set.

                you know, if you wanted.

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                • #23
                  I vote for a sexy Pirate costume.
                  "Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food." -- Hippocrates

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                  • #24
                    a sexy pirate with scurvy! good idea or greatest idea?

                    i actually don't have the body yet for a really real sexy costume. althoughhhhh...... the idea of halloween is to SCARE people......

                    i'm looking at videos of bikram yoga to get an idea of it. i have to tell you, i am a big baby when it comes to getting hot so i may just pay someone to aim a hair dryer at me and back off when i say 'you're too close, i can feel warmth!'

                    the rod is up high, i read somewhere some time that i wouldn't be able to do back bends but that's all i know for sure. that doesn't mean i don't wanna do em though.

                    the thing i'm having trouble with now is fairly consistent arthritis pain and working out is aggravating and prolonging it instead of loosening it up and easing it. earlier this year the doc was all 'yay physical therapy!' and i was all 'yay it'll make me better!' but it turned into me singing alanis morrisette to myself to keep from crying while grocery shopping.

                    so i guess with everything else, i'll put it in the can't hurt might help box
                    beautiful
                    yeah you are

                    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                    lol

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                    • #25
                      Less clothes is always more... wait

                      Hopefully your arthritis will calm down on this diet, my mom essentially eats paleo and is symptom free from her rheumatoid arthritis! But she swears that just one little slice of bread gives her pain the next day.

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                      • #26
                        i was hopeful about the pain bit, but it stayed while the weird foot ache went away so i guess i should just accept it. maybe. probably not though
                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • #27
                          first, this guy -



                          i tried last night, i did, but when he started his 'imagine this...' i snorted. then i giggled. with my palms over my eyes, imagining a sail sailing in figure 8s while the everything was darkness. that man cracks my s___ up

                          second, i want a sandwich, so i'm saving the doc's sponge cake and made french toast with cinnamony omelettes and sugar free syrup. it's just not the SAAAAAME..... omlay du fromaaaaaaage *dramatic pain wail*

                          third, it is not easy to remember everything from workout dvds to track on fitness trackers. i think i got most of it. and i leveled up, so i'm amazing

                          fourd, prolonged deep stretching makes my legs feel like i did 50 rounds of squats

                          five, i'm sleepy, but i know... i KNOW... that as soon as i turn the light off and lay down i'll be wide awake

                          6, potato pancakes made without flour aren't the same either, they were too dense, and that's really the only thing that sucks for me. i like white bread because it's fluffy and neutral tasting, whatever you put on it is what you're tasting. flour is the ship upon which my condiments sailed, if you will. i don't really like nuts (that's what she said joke is now) so almond flour was bad, i haven't tried coconut flour because it isn't sold around here, flax meal is unappealing and low carb breads turn out eggy for me.

                          one day i will find my light fluffy no taste prince. and then i'll cover him with ham and tomato
                          beautiful
                          yeah you are

                          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                          lol

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                          • #28
                            THE UTERUS

                            is a source of misgiving this evening. in april i was diagnosed with abnormality. and then a sample taker ripped a chunk the size of manhattan out of my body with teeth that wouldn't look out of place in a shark's mouth. then more abnormality. then 'come back in 6 months and we'll see how things are'. the 6 months are here, and tho my period ended last week i am bleeding again tonight. i am misgived, because the area where the sample for the biopsy was taken is achy with cramping. it has been before in the past but tonight it bothers me. i'm not sure why, i used to bleed for weeks on end and it just 'was'. i guess regular periods have spoiled me for spotting

                            so much TMI. you are so welcome.

                            so i'm working to get the dogs walk-on-a-leashable and they hate it. they detest the leash with all of their fluffy minded being

                            step 1, get them used to wearing it
                            (or, Torture 101)


                            i guess it's okay, i'm mean it not.. hey...


                            what the...


                            haaaaaaaaaa... it was nothin


                            his soul is crying but sitting in my lap will make life okay again


                            life will never be okay again


                            this is outright shunning from one who loves me without reservation and he refused to look at me
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • #29
                              you can do the sequence without the heat -- there should be a book at the library that gives the sequence. then you don't have to worry about heat.

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                              • #30
                                my heart is breaking

                                my primal french toast... isn't... isn't french toasty *sobs*

                                and all i've done the last 2 days is stretch

                                but i AM a bit more bendy
                                beautiful
                                yeah you are

                                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                                lol

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