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  • Originally posted by canio6 View Post
    . What dude is going to say, "damn, getting a piece isn't worth $50"?
    Depends on the piece, amirite?

    ...but no, seriously anything and everything we can do to encourage people to not procreate is a good idea.

    And I do not understand the logic behind anti-abortion a-holes who want to limit other contraception options... Look jackofficer, if it doesn't become a zygote it can't get aborted!!

    Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to make sure...

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    • look, if you use birth control you're a slut

      which is why i don't use anything
      beautiful
      yeah you are

      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
      lol

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      • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post



        GET OUT OF MY VAGINA, CONGRESS
        Seriously can we just napalm all of Virginia? How much napalm would that take?

        Scorched earth, and the rename it "Vagina".

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        • what's the recipe, dawn and lighter fluid? hell, get a few more people to pitch in and we got it
          beautiful
          yeah you are

          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
          lol

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          • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
            look, if you use birth control you're a slut

            which is why i don't use anything
            The really disturbing implication of that whole fracas was that somehow we should view sluts as less valuable than law students.

            I've always appreciated sluts.

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            • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
              what's the recipe, dawn and lighter fluid? hell, get a few more people to pitch in and we got it
              I'd always heard styrofoam gasoline and palmolive.

              ...but hey once we've renamed it Vagina, and ground the bones of it's former citizens into the dirt, we can build a rail road across it and call it the "Trans Vaginal Express".

              Fig puckers.

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              • i.. seriously like that lol
                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                  i.. seriously like that lol
                  I know.

                  I'm just here to be liked.

                  (Well, that and spread the FAME AND GLORY OF ALMIGHTY SATAN.)

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                  • i don't believe it, i think the like you feel from others irritates you like a case of herpes that won't go away
                    beautiful
                    yeah you are

                    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                    lol

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                    • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                      i don't believe it, i think the like you feel from others irritates you like a case of herpes that won't go away
                      Gosh, called on my deadpan sarcasm again...

                      ...and herpes never goes away.

                      It's hiding out in the nerve clusters just waiting for it's chance.

                      I still like sluts.

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                      • outbreaks :P herpes outbreaks

                        shut up
                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • Originally posted by DarthFriendly View Post
                          The really disturbing implication of that whole fracas was that somehow we should view sluts as less valuable than law students.

                          I've always appreciated sluts.

                          True, at least you know where they stand unlike lawyers.

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                          • why are male sluts never open about where they stand :-?

                            also, this will always be true



                            i burned my food today, so i will make a horrible trophy wife
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • my grandma has agreed to check my primal blueprint and paleo solution books out. my fingers are crossed. she said she isn't good with following direction (so that's where i get it from) but she's noticed i look like i feel better. her health is bad and i just want to take over SO. DAMN. BAD. i want to empty her pantry and fridge and restock it as i see fit. COCONUT OIL and BUTTER for ALLLL

                              reh-vo-lu-shun! reh-vo-lu-shun!

                              i was less weak and wobbly today, so high five whoever on that. annnnd.... i was shoulders-hunched-in pissy. everyone was too close. my clothes felt too weird. i wound up behind someone who looked and acted almost exactly like my very estranged ex. that was disturbing. but a lady at a closed register waved me over and said she was about to clean up and leave but she wanted to get me first because i was one of her good customers

                              thank you, nice lady. thank you. my degree of disturbed staring was about to get obvious

                              Last edited by bloodorchid; 03-12-2012, 12:48 AM.
                              beautiful
                              yeah you are

                              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                              lol

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                              • stopped by gramma's, talked about the books and stuff, played with the bird then got super sleepy so said i was gonna head out before i passed out. felt bad leaving but i couldn't think of anything else to talk about and i don't think watching me yawn would have been enjoyable. but i hope hope hope she does read them. if she doesn't, i can guilt her into it. she likes me, she should be susceptible to my tears

                                i went to the health food stores on the search for liquid iodine, and pink salt. on thursday my iodine levels will shoot thru the roof and all my ills will be cured forever

                                for srs, i hope it does make me feel super awesome

                                and i spent too much, but my face will feel all clean like only hippie products can make it feel

                                my vitamins have stopped making me feel like i have Perpetual Rhinovirus

                                i walked all over, uphill, downhill, and did not get shaky weak

                                the windows are open and it feels AMAZING

                                and i got to flash my white legs today and snowblind anyone who looked
                                beautiful
                                yeah you are

                                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                                lol

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