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    my dad's just old school southern 'christian' in a small town of them, where if you aren't republican you're an idiot and hellbound by default (his many and varied sins apparently don't count). and the man doesn't even go to church *eyeroll* he doesn't follow the 10 commandments but is quick to point out the pertinent passages to make his point on whatever, he's so completely helpless that if my mom ever kicked him out he'd starve in a week & he'd never go to the chinese place because they chose a different company than he wanted to build with. like they betrayed his fool ass

    even tho when he tried some take away he liked it

    til he found out what it was

    >_>
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    • so dumb. it cracked me up.

      so i have a craptacular memory. this is established. i don't like it, but it is what it is. something that's bugging me now is i can't remember all the bands i listened to a few years ago, as i would like to listen to them all again on pandora or youtube or get the cds for cheapies

      and it's bugging the crap out of me.

      i guess i could do some heavy duty googling 'alt rock bands of 2000-2011'

      so obnoxious, my brain can be

      *twirls all over the place*

      Last edited by bloodorchid; 03-05-2012, 09:42 PM.
      beautiful
      yeah you are

      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
      lol

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      • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
        my father is so right wing he said i was going to hell for being liberal
        I can't help but think- "Wait, if I'm in hell and you're in heaven- I can spend eternity without you?! Yes!"

        With as many times as I've been told I'm going to hell- never by my parents, thankfully- that I can't help but think it's gonna be a good place. I mean, you'll be there, so will anyone with a personality. And we'll be without the self-rightious religious right. (I'm going with the assumption that they're right and they're going to heaven- otherwise, we really would be in hell!)
        http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

        Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

        And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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        • *bear hugging you*

          *for days*
          beautiful
          yeah you are

          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
          lol

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          • And we'll be without the self-rightious religious right. (I'm going with the assumption that they're right and they're going to heaven- otherwise, we really would be in hell!)
            Hm, a place packed with self-righteous, smug, religious right kinda sounds like Hell to me...
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            Otter's (Defunct) Primal Log
            "Not baked goods, Professor, baked bads!" ~ The Tick

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            • apparently the only sure fire ways of getting me over my anxiety are to get me drunk or get me pissed. cause i'm ready to go to the gym NOW and get awesome. and i'm pretty sure pounding out my aggression in weights is healthier than stewing and snarling and cussing like a well seasoned sailor. and the good doctor gave me nice pills. ppfffuck liver failure! i have points to make, physically!

              and with my base level strength, i'm sure that soon i will be able to punch thru some asshole's face completely. such as the stalking stocker for starters. 'oh, you aren't following me even tho you're following me? you've been hitting the gym? ME TOO *CRUNCH*!!'

              but he's just annoying and not the cause of my current amazonian death giver leanings

              facebook stalking is never a good idea, drunk or sober. it leads to screeches of ARE YOU FCKING KIDDING ME

              _UUUUUUUNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTT!!
              beautiful
              yeah you are

              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
              lol

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              • There is nothing wrong with getting pissed- or getting pissed. Whatever brings your badass self back to us Go gym!

                *grabs your ass to keep the bearhug from getting awkward*
                http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

                Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

                And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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                • ^hahaha I laughed at that hug. Nice logic

                  I am bringing all the pissed to the yard these days, and somehow managing to keep it off the forums despite some extreme idiocy in a couple of threads. My self restraint is to be admired...or shot. Whatever you want.
                  Depression Lies

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                  • Originally posted by drssgchic View Post
                    *grabs your ass to keep the bearhug from getting awkward*
                    This is what I like to see. The world would be a much better place with more ass grabbing.

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                    • insidious grabbage

                      rawr!
                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • gods below, i hate captchas. if they were actually easy to read i wouldn't mind so much. but they aren't. and i friggen hate em.

                        this is SUPER ADORABLE
                        CulturePulp.: The Sabretooth Vampire

                        i am actually kinda afraid to plant my new grape root. like it will die immediately. i am intimidated by a stick. but i want that stick sooooo bad. so don't die, stick. don't die.

                        my stomach is sick. i get weak and shaky if i do anything more than walk around. i lugged around a plant pot for a few minutes and later watched my hand shake like i had maracas. GOOD TIMES!
                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • so i still feel like a$s

                          i'm either A, sick. or, if you're following the iodine thread, B, detoxing

                          i don't know wtf. but it rained all day and night so i couldn't throw the rose and grape in the ground

                          i don't know why my blood sugar was bottoming uot yesterday either

                          the youtube makeup lessons continue. it goes well enough. We did this to Our face today


                          not the exact colors, but it looks good. i'm almost competent.

                          but maybe that's why i went all out, becaaaaaause i feel so rough.
                          beautiful
                          yeah you are

                          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                          lol

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                          • i should lay down. i should wash my face first. i should just go ahead and pass out. but i feel bad enough that just sitting and sipping caffeine sounds like a good plan. hence my manic and annoying posts all over the place

                            you're welcome

                            whaaaaaat is wronnnnnng with meeeeeeeeeeee

                            why am i so weak! i have sht to do! eff eff eff!

                            Last edited by bloodorchid; 03-08-2012, 09:51 PM.
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • That cartoon is awesome.

                              I'm with you on the "What the fuck I just want to function!" issue. We need a support group.

                              Oh yeah- and Scottie was so adorable I'd be all about grabbing his ass too. Actually, I'd be ok with most of that crew . . .
                              http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

                              Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

                              And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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                              • a support group with someone to beat with wiffle bats until we feel better

                                beautiful
                                yeah you are

                                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                                lol

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