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  • Don't be snorting caffeine! LOL! Don't you know that legal substances are generally more lethal than illegal ones?

    We could use a little of that cool weather here - 2pm and 92F/33C here. This means no laying about in the morning. Up and out the door for walk. Lay about after 2pm during siesta time.

    I hope you feel better and get some really good sleep.
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

    B*tch-lite

    Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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    • i think i got sleep. it was nice, but my dreams were vivid and weird like where you wake up thinking 'when did i ever worry about that happening?' was tired during the day so i guess i'm not caught up, then i see mark's weekend link thing saying people who nap drop dead every 5 minutes and now i'm paranoid.

      my area got lucky, it just rained with the added bonus of some temporary rivers all over the yard that i wanted to walk barefoot in if it hadn't been lightning

      and terrihorribad movies are the best. really. i don't know why. you can be sober or you can be drunk and they're just as fun to watch either way

      re;legal drugs, i'm so hardcore i took benadryl to make sure i stayed asleep all night

      don't mess with this creampuff. you don't want none.

      i'm going to have to buy about 500 more strawberry plants if i want to eat more than 2 a week because my god those 2 were amazing and dammit i want more

      i was gonna play with the pups before bedtime to wear them out so they'll sleep instead of mope but they seem to have already passed out around me..

      my packaged chemical not-food hasn't seemed to have bloated me (yet), and/but i haven't really had much of an appetite. so who knows.

      i'm gradually deciding on some of what i want for my day of birthing. sea magic, fish guts, some kind of self proclaimed miracle bag of minerals call dino mite, new tire. maybe look at nice little colorful decor. maybe a nars chubby lip pencil and/or gloss.

      also i need to remember to google if it's feasible to paint over layers of old paint and call it good enough. also need to remember to get some wall putty. hey mda! you're my to-do list!

      all the money being put to hosting is money well spent
      beautiful
      yeah you are

      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
      lol

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      • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post

        i'm going to have to buy about 500 more strawberry plants if i want to eat more than 2 a week because my god those 2 were amazing and dammit i want more

        also i need to remember to google if it's feasible to paint over layers of old paint and call it good enough. also need to remember to get some wall putty. hey mda! you're my to-do list!
        your strawberry plants will put out runners this year, and if you let them root, they will produce strawberries next year... yeah, I know.. it won't help you out this year, but if you have 500+ plants and they all set 2 or 3 "babies" you will have a shit-ton of strawberry plants next year.... and if every plant produces 1/2 pound of skrawberries.... jooz got a butt-load of skrawberry margarhitas coming your way!

        You can paint over old paint... oil based can cover oil based paints, latex covers latex, but I don't think you can cover oil based paint with latex paint.... if you are unsure, a good primer will hide nasties on the wall and prevent bleed-through and give you a good surface for your new paint to stick too...

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        • That's a lot of margarhitas! Note to self: must visit bloodorchid next year. Bring tequila. Though there's no reason not use vodka if you don't like tequila - just call them adult fruit smoothies.

          Doc's got it right (of course) on the primer. And you can get primer tinted to near the color of your paint which makes the color richer than applying it over white. I do love me a freshly painted room.
          "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

          B*tch-lite

          Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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          • alcohol anything would be great. the first 2 were small and misshapen but the new growing batch are getting bigger and strawberry shaped, there might even be enough for 1 per glass

            thanks for the primer info, i have no idea what all it is just that it's matte and looks chalky

            i am so effing tired. i slept, i slept enough, i had a lot of techicolor dreams, i guess i'm just not caught up yet as i'm tired and my eyelid is twitching

            i see that burpee has lemongrass... oh myyyyy...

            it's getting in the 40s again and it's a pain until i see that everywhere else blew away and then washed away
            beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

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            • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
              i see that burpee has lemongrass... oh myyyyy...
              I had to read this a couple of times... my first thought was... how the fuq does lemongrass do burpees without arms and legs.... then I remembered the seed company... <facepalm> I truly am an idiot some days....

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              • brainfarting is a circle, the last time it was my turn, this time it was just yours

                but i'm left wondering who lemongrass is and why they don't have arms or legs

                i began my birthday month buying nice things, the dogs got their chicken legs, waka covered himself in gore, i keep adding and deleting things from online shopping carts

                things i generally don't think about are on my mind tonight. it stings.

                and as all things in life are circular, i'm back to thinking this time won't hurt if i work out so we'll see

                i had a gluten free bread sandwich and it left a weird film in my mouth

                sleep is still less than optimal

                i currently don't want meat or fruit or vegetables

                colors weeee

                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • I wish I were a kinesiologist to help you. I'm thinking that if your back is the center of the pain/injury, maybe you could do very isolated exercises starting with muscles far from your back and then work (over time) back to the midline. Not sure if that makes sense.
                  "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                  B*tch-lite

                  Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                  • yeah i see what you're saying and i can do it, i just don't know how pain-free it would be. before my mri a few years ago, doc sent me to physical therapy and at the check up was confounded by the pain increase. after the mri, she was like 'ohhh' and sent me to some specialist who reviewed the mri scans and informed me that my broke spots were too old to balloon cement into

                    so everything that might remotely 6 degrees of separation be attached to my back muscles judo chop everything if i do anything fun

                    theoretically i could do fun move-heavy-things things, but in my down time i'd be downing hydros like candy while laying on the floor

                    it's just super duper frustrating and i whine about it sometimes

                    like after coveting other peoples' bodies. like this one. i blame her for setting off my newest bout of whining.



                    sleep is terrible again. i dunno wtf. i got some deep burgundy petunias and have decided that they need a light colored planter, possibly out of ocd. i'm not even considering using the dark one i already have. i'm just watering them in the little tray they came in.

                    i'm still adding and subtracting from birthday online carts

                    i still don't want real food, it does not look or sound appealing at all. but i do want to grow food. but i haven't started any seeds. i don't know what my malfunction is.

                    it's amazing what previously unknown variety of bug and bird will show up if you have out flowers and a bird feeder. today was a tiny little powder blue bird innocently fluttering around waka's bark area, thankfully he was preoccupied elsewhere so my heart had time to go squee

                    my grandmother currently has every blue finch in tennessee at her house

                    i'm getting cookie and bear to bark less at the hummingbirds, a soft 'guys' will usually do it. now they just watch. waka is higher strung and determined to protect his domicile against all threats, feathered and buzzy

                    i think i generally shut down most mental processes outside. i think if the biting bugs wouldn't find me i'd just sit in shut down mode out there all night every night

                    i guess i'm just worn out. i guess it's why real food and the preparation thereof is just so unappealing . i'm awake awake awake, asleep, awake awake awake





                    beautiful
                    yeah you are

                    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                    lol

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                    • aw yiss

                      CAWERL!!



                      more awake awake awake asleep awake. to feel somewhat less groggy, i'm pretty much pounding diet dr pepper like i pounded your mom's vagina

                      i ate real food yesterday. i'm done with gluten free bread. dee you in. done.

                      gross, man

                      i'm in the mood to spring clean, now i just need to sleep some so i'll do more than sway holding a cloth
                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                        DIES I'M DEAD.

                        ((Those poor ears though, if you're going to hack of part of someone's ear, at least do it carefully...))

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                        • yeah, them ears :/ but otherwise oooooooommmmmmggggggggggggggg<3

                          those are some adorable babies

                          it's finally time to flea pill the pups so i went to the vet and there was a couple with a big lab mix looking dog. he noticed me and came over to wag and sniff my pants and get his jowls rubbed before his owners saw and said 'oh, i'm sorry!' and pulled him back

                          outwardly i was like 'oh it's fine!', inwardly i was like 'nuuuuu we were bonding'

                          i also perused more plant places. i'm weak. 'le gasp! hibiscus?' so i got 2 small ones to grow. a peachy double bloomer and a darker peachy regular bloomer. i set them in a larger empty pot i have waiting and cookie found them and remembered he can eat them, so i gave waka and bear their own blooms too. a tree frog tried to claim the large empty planter but unless he has nukes i'm gonna win this battle

                          i slept this evening. my eye still twitches. sometimes it calms down after i eat vitamins but i think i need more magnesium. pluh.

                          food wasn't terribly horrible. it took a while to remember because my brain is mush. some of gramma's lemon pie, cabbage, chicken, mashed potatoes. i still just want to grow food to look at instead of eat. but i did buy salad stuff to stop being mean to my body.

                          i also made the mistake of buying oxygen's summer special magazine. it's almost completely literally made of pictures regurgitated from several years of previous magazines. i thought this practice would have ended now that they're with a new publisher.

                          why can't i quit you, oxygen? you're no good for me

                          also i've begun baby stepping workouts, 5lb weights. back is already letting me know how it disapproves but i don't care right now
                          Last edited by bloodorchid; 05-05-2014, 09:37 PM.
                          beautiful
                          yeah you are

                          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                          lol

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                          • this goes here

                            Wet Dog Photography Rightly Wins Award

                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • food of the day. 2 big ass steaks (on sale, might i add. BAM.) and 2 big ass salads. i passed out for 2 hours. i'm currently drinking unsweetened tea with a splash of cranberry juice.

                              this is not what my body wanted. my body wanted a whopper and diet dr pepper. my body is also beginning another period the week after the last one ended. back when my pcos was full blown i'd either not bleed for months or bleed for months. a few weeks of wheat eating brought me back full circle quickly.

                              i can watch my eye twitch in the mirror. it looks and feels like a low level current is zapping me. maybe it is, invisibly.

                              having hibiscus sitting at small dog level is making for some adorableness. we all went out early this morning and waka nibbled and tugged on a closed bloom until another one just dropped off, which he picked up and trotted away with while wagging his little hairy tail

                              given the right context, hibiscus flower touchiness can be a good thing

                              i'll probably do my 'get swole with 5 lbs' routine again unless i justgo to bed first. the first night if was difficult to turn in bed, now it just burns

                              i went ahead and ordered my fancy birthday makeup, 1 nars gloss with a bunch of free samples via codes and birthdays and such

                              i'm pretty stoked

                              beautiful
                              yeah you are

                              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                              lol

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                              • That woman has a lovely body. She ruins it with the high heels. High heels look great with a number of clothing items. High heels with a bathing suit look like porn. To me. Everyone else's mileage may vary.

                                Puppy - OMG cutest puppy ever!

                                Baby stepping workouts are good.
                                "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                                B*tch-lite

                                Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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