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  • you would think they'd try to figure in the logistics, but i end up all 'what the f you guys?'
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
      you would think they'd try to figure in the logistics, but i end up all 'what the f you guys?'
      That's what I am saying. Perhaps some kind of crane?

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      • oh they for sure were all 'yeah baby i need a crane for THIS horse'
        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

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        • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
          oh they for sure were all 'yeah baby i need a crane for THIS horse'
          When it comes to the finer points or equine elevation I knew I could count on you.

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          • beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

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            • i (officially) no longer feel bad for her
              Rihanna Calls Out Someone For Cyberbullying, Then Cyberbullies In Return

              jesus h christ..
              Santorum: JKF's 1960 Speech On Religion Made Me Want To Throw Up

              and this makes me long for the good old days
              Sexism In 30 Vintage Ads

              although i am rather fond of #12. but that may just be my kink showing.

              sigh... ladies. gentlemen. i do not want to be around people. i tried to go shopping thursday night but the constant personal space bubble violation by hordes of teenagers made me growly. now my grandmother has told me to get my ass to her house

              i don't want to go anywhere and be around anyone and perform The BloodOrchid Showww! Starrinnngggg... BloodOrchid!!!!

              although i am rather more talky and less pretendy with her. i still just want to hide here and do my thing. even tho i know she takes it personally and that makes me feel bad. i want the dogs to leave me alone. i want to stay home. i want no pressure on my mind to DO things. i'll call her and explain. she'll put on her worried voice and then i'll be 'ah shit..' but i'd be able to breathe a sigh of relief because i wouldn't have to force myself around people
              beautiful
              yeah you are

              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
              lol

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              • but i went anyway. and freshly shaved legs feel really good. and i quickly got over my expensive makeup desire.. i think it was just 1 order. <3 urban decay still tho, so don't feel worried UD. still got the love. i'm just a cheap bastard. also, don't put fake lashes on for the first time when you're an emo kid because you will most likely call yourself 'fat ugly and dumb'

                they looked good tho :P they just don't translate well over camera phones. but that damn right lash strip was such a bitch

                i am clumsy and awkward so yes, it was a minor triumph that i didn't stab my eye out

                i want to gym, but i have 2 problems. 1, anxiety. 2, stronger back muscles = metric fucktons of pain. 7 and above on the pain charts. i'm sorry for dropping an f bomb on your site mister sisson. in physical therapy i did well enough, i have strength, it just turned me into a quivering, eye leaking mess. physical therapist: you're doing well! you're standing straighter! ....are you okay? me: let's just get this over with *being all tough lookin.. til i get in my car*

                do not like. do not want. do have need. ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu

                but i want to gyyymmmmmmmmmm.... om-lay du fromaaaaaaaaaaaaage.....

                i couldn't sleep earlier. i might could now. yes, i am fairly intelligent. i just prefer to type like a hick.

                sigh...

                wheeeeeeeeeeeeee
                Last edited by bloodorchid; 02-27-2012, 05:20 AM.
                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • I hear you on the trust issue. I tend to trust first if it's a person in a position of power but I take forever to trust if it's a peer. Which is almost invaribly backwards and leads to dissapointment.

                  If you're looking for logistics, there was this queen once . . . (although apparently there is some discussion as to whether the studs she kept were equine or human- either way- you go girl!)

                  The requirement to be social sucks. I want to make more friends, but by the time the end of the day or the weekend rolls around the last thing I want to do is be nice to another damn stranger. Sadly, in most cases being surly and sarcastic doesn't encourage people to talk to you, so it's just better to stay in. The wine is cheaper that way too.
                  http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

                  Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

                  And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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                  • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                    Wow. Whatever happened to the person hired to be in charge of a star's public relations?! FAIL.
                    JOIN THE PANDA SHOW!!! Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and PANDALOONERY!

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                    • those logistics sound painful, and terrifying to behold but the thought of all the cranes and pulleys that might be required amuse me to no end

                      and i want to make more friends too, i'm just too much of a nutball in person to put effort into it because when it comes down to it, i just want to hang out with my guy because everyone else is stressful and they don't tip me for my amazing performances. that and compared to the rest of my town.. i'm not big into church, conservativism, beer or meth

                      i've also been awake since yesterday. i'm also pretty tired.
                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                        Wow. Whatever happened to the person hired to be in charge of a star's public relations?! FAIL.
                        i saw it and thought 'ohhhh.. she's one of THOSE assholes'
                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                          i saw it and thought 'ohhhh.. she's one of THOSE assholes'
                          I grew up in Los Angeles, and I've met some of those stars splashed across the magazine covers who are drooled about from coast to coast. Wow, ducklings, save the drool. In real life, many of them are the rankest of assholes.
                          JOIN THE PANDA SHOW!!! Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and PANDALOONERY!

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                          • i am in such a snarly mood. every question is a dumb question. every reply is a dumb reply. every dog hop for attention is a dumb hop for attention. lemme aloooooooonnnnnnne.

                            maybe after sleeping too much due to herbal sleeping pills, i woke up on the wrong side of the bed. it happens to be the same side i wake up on every other day. it's just the wrong one today. and it makes me want to yell at everyone, including me, 'YOU'RE AN IDIOT, GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE'

                            i am full of cabbage and squash and some sweet potato and a glass of lemonade and 2 glasses of milk and 2 peanut butter eggs and i want to jam my finger down my throat and reverse the polarity of its gravitational descent. forcefully.

                            i am depressed, i am socially anxious, some days i'm borderline suicidal. because i am so trapped in my own life and i can't get out of it to make anything better. why? because i'm a stupid scared rabbit with a broken back. if it wasn't one thing it'd be the other. i'm, so far, screwed. like surprise butt sex without the lube screwed.

                            and i just want to unload every single thought and memory just to get it out of my own head, just ask someone 'did that really happen to me? what the hell? can i have a hug for it?'

                            but they can't help, or won't help, or will just make things worse

                            and at the end of the day, when i'm done being angry, i'm just exhausted because i exhaust myself
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • What makes you feel better?

                              Sometimes you just have to get out of your own head, otherwise you'll just swirl around and around in the toilet bowl of your angry brain like that annoying chunk that won't flush.

                              And "feeling better" doesn't mean skipping through a field of daisies in a sundress, it can be going from "Feeling Victimized" to "Feeling Vengeful" to "Feeling bored and over it" and if that's as good as you can feel, well it's better than you felt before
                              Cooking Primal with Otter - Journal
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                              "Not baked goods, Professor, baked bads!" ~ The Tick

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                              • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                                i am in such a snarly mood.
                                I just got done posting a journal entry and saw your thread so I thought I'd peek in to see how you were doing.

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