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  • Happy and smug! You are starting the New Year off right!

    And congrats to your mom. That is awesome.

    Happy New Years!

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    • Smugnicity is an excellent word! 100 points on the butter recommendation - I'd be all smug also.

      If you're not around tomorrow, bloodorchid, Happy New Year to you. I think maybe it will make you blush, but I do think you are such an awesome spirit. I hope that 2014 is a year of triumphs and inner peace for you. (Though not so much inner peace that it takes away that edge we all love. )
      "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

      B*tch-lite

      Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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      • Hey girl! Happy New Year! Glad to see you surface finally! Hope you and Bay have a wonderful 2014!! Also, what Joanie said!
        Breathe. Move forward.

        I just eat what I want...

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        • i don't even know what to say. he's home now, and i'm sad about that, but he stayed as long as humanly possible and i got all dem hugs and all dem kisses. he found my ticklish spot and exploited it shamelessly. when i got nervous about a herd of bros in the gym he said, with a serious face, if they said anything he'd swing a plate at their head. and i turned all wibbly and said 'you'd do that for me?'. the dogs have adopted him as one of their own, even little fairydog waka. watching him laugh as he ran from a falling massive dead limb was as much fun as watching him pull it til it swung and twisted and crackcrackCRACKed. we browsed toys during a family christmas shopping trip and bought a small Toothless toy, who became our december love child and lived on our little tree. my new favorite way to watch movies is right beside him.

          cause i love him. and stuff. and things.

          i also learned that his version of leg raises = him being upside down in the air. i wish i'd taken a picture

          DO IT AGAINNNN!

          he got me dis, for the xmas

          Shiro Cosmetics

          as well as dis

          Shiro Cosmetics
          beautiful
          yeah you are

          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
          lol

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          • sometimes ideas that seem good at the time turn out later to be not good. like drinking a bane at 11pm. i'm awake! weeee

            properly nutritioning my dogs is getting more complicated. i need E to balance out the sardines? cookie's muzzle getting white hairs means he's horrifically dying of malnutrition? is that why my hair is white? if dogs should eat what their ancestors did, does this mean i should be giving them cow wings instead of chicken wings? because apparently poms should eat beet pulp, barley and cow

            food is complicated. i don't really love nuts so i don't buy almonds. they eat acorns sometimes. if i buy them almonds, they can stop eating acorns. right? because like most things we love to eat, google says acorns are bad

            but the chicken shawarma looks good. so that's cool.






            beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

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            • my patheticalness. it's showing. noooo-hoooo don't go to sleep, stay up and talk to me more

              noooo baby noooo

              food has been carby. carbiER, i mean. i tried a church recipe tonight, and really, i mean, you know, it didn't SOUND bad on paper. but it was bad. chicken and broccoli and rice casserole. it was an even bigger let down after sushi for lunch, even though the amount of onions and the tempura shrimp were let downy, so that tells you something about the rice dish

              my mom digs old movies. i don't, so i don't watch them with her all that often. one was from the 40s, and it was about a woman and the uptight puritan she was to fall in love with in the 1700s. at one point she was talking to him through 1700s prison bars and said something like 'and we can get outta here just like THAT *snaps fingers*'. the only logical ending for that movie was her burning at the stake for witchcraft

              only a woman riding the c___ of satan would speak like that

              WHERE ARE YOUR EXTRA NIPPLES

              i will be useless during the reconstruction after the apocalypse, i get lured in by shiny new things. i have little experience fixing old things. granted i learn stuff pretty quickly, but try to earn a place in a safe zone saying 'okay here me out, i don't know how to fix stuff per se, but i could learn'

              out, heretic! wait, SHOW US YOUR EXTRA NIPPLES





              beautiful
              yeah you are

              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
              lol

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              • i'm wearing purple lips

                i didn't know if it would look terrible on me when i bought the thing but i knew i wanted it and i was gonna wear it anyway. i looked in the mirror and first person perspective says it looks good so i think i can wear it

                but if it looked stupid i'd wear it anyway. i am sad. i miss my guy. this is my sad lipstick on my face

                waka and cookie got a bath (bear gets one tomorrow, too long bent over in humid tubs makes me feel sickish) so now waka wants to chase wet cookie, and wet cookie is taking a break so wet waka will randomly scratch kick his back legs which makes me flip around to look for pee. waka gets weirdly aggressive sometimes. some call it a flaw, i call it rampaging testosterone and super manly. i also call him my little fairydog, so obviously he's manly

                i lost weight while bay was here, so 10 lbs total which takes me back to what i weighed when i started primal. fuh. but i learned that while i can eat carbs and i like carbs, i can eat less with minimal pain and horror
                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • i said holy shit out loud




                  maybe the shock isn't nice of me. i know she's older and all, but any time i've seen her in a picture or movie, she's always looked smooth faced like on the l'oreal commercial. i just assumed there was plastic surgery and botox.

                  she kinda reminds me of my great gramma in a wig and glasses and eye makeup

                  great, now i'm thinking of this. where ever you are, naturally aging actress, i'm sorry, it's not you. it's me. and adobe. mostly adobe. and l'oreal.



                  i feel bad now

                  and i'm probably going to hell some more
                  beautiful
                  yeah you are

                  Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                  lol

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                  • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                    i said holy shit out loud




                    maybe the shock isn't nice of me. i know she's older and all, but any time i've seen her in a picture or movie, she's always looked smooth faced like on the l'oreal commercial. i just assumed there was plastic surgery and botox.

                    she kinda reminds me of my great gramma in a wig and glasses and eye makeup

                    great, now i'm thinking of this. where ever you are, naturally aging actress, i'm sorry, it's not you. it's me. and adobe. mostly adobe. and l'oreal.



                    i feel bad now

                    and i'm probably going to hell some more
                    She could use some adobe work.... no wait.... thats stucco when you smear crack filler on the outside of a building...

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                    • maybe the l'oreal magic cream works though, she doesn't really look 70ish from the jawline up

                      on the upside, i can do a super duper awe inspiring 7 second plank. on the downside, i want to buy things to make me happy

                      and my back is aching like a very large, back sized tooth. so that's not helping.

                      bear is being particularly needy right when i don't want to be touched so i'm earning an oscar for my portrayal of an owner happy to pet her dog

                      my anxiety is flaring
                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • i watched breaking dawn part 2. i think my favorite part out of the whole movie was aro's (?) crazed laugh followed by bella beating jacob up for mate printing on her baby

                        'wait bella it's not like that!' WUH-POW

                        those are bad bad movies. and edward is a fussy, weird old man. and i could barely lay on the floor, barely protect my face from dog love, and barely just barely get up off the floor. i'm not sure of the cause of this new hell, maybe all the turning getting up off a chair into butt work.

                        i dunno.

                        but syfy turned kelley armstrong's otherworld series into a tv show. i know, i was surprised too. i like those books and after what they did to dresden... i read the synopsis with dread. felt trepidation when i saw the cast picture, then threw my hands up when i read she's now a model

                        their creative changes make no damn sense. why the hell can't she be a journalist? what benefit does changing her into a model bring? does she still meet clay in college? does she drop her reporter classes and fly off to model school? does she still have her super snazzy investigative gene to work her google-fu to find out all about the mutts she has to kill to death? or because she is now a model, does she hire people for that?

                        i literally want and do not want to watch it

                        i had mom food. i lost my tolerance. the rolls were sickly and sour
                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • Have you watched Lost Girl? Another SyFy show. We're watching it on Netflix right now. There is *too* much sex in it, but it's fun =P
                          Depression Lies

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                          • yeah, i do that whole show is a ball of cheddar but i enjoy it. i went through season 1 fairly quickly and i just started to skip through the sex. it got sooo boooringggguh

                            i'm not too into the new season for some reason. maybe it's too cheesy? you wouldn't think too much cheese could be bad, but maybe
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • Yeah, we skip the sex now hah. Kenzi is ridiculous and one of the main reasons why I keep watching.
                              Depression Lies

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                              • Is Lost Girl good? I saw commercials for it just before we shut off the cable. We're watching Breaking Bad right now (I know, I know). The best part about being 5 seasons behind is that you don't have to wait for the next episode =D
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                                "Not baked goods, Professor, baked bads!" ~ The Tick

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