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  • Its like he found cat pee and rolled in it so his anal glands are safe for another day

    and i guess it was all the creaming on faces and oh baby oh babys that shut it lol
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    • They shut it? Gawd.

      Sorry about Sir Stinky.
      (for the dog of course, not you)

      Hope you can get your back to feel better soon.
      "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

      B*tch-lite

      Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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      • You have my sympathies on the smelly dog. My "special" little boy stepped in his own poo and then came inside earlier today. Good thing he is such a cutie!

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        • HA ha ha ha ha. Gots to luvs the pups!

          You might be right on the naughty thread. It was getting a little extreme. Was still amusing...
          Breathe. Move forward.

          I just eat what I want...

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          • Originally posted by excursivey View Post
            HA ha ha ha ha. Gots to luvs the pups!

            You might be right on the naughty thread. It was getting a little extreme. Was still amusing...
            I got as far as the roundabout of arses... did I miss much?
            I like badgers, books and booze, more or less in that order.

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            • Originally posted by Guti5errez
              Enjoy my weights classes at the gym and tramping in the NZ bush.
              Guti5 that was a kiwi quote from over a year ago..........

              Yep they shut that sucker down as quick as, same as the cunninigingingus one. Sorry can't spell !!!!!!!!!!!

              Dog poo, reminds me of drop dead Fred!!!!!!! Best movie - ever
              "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

              ...small steps....

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              • Originally posted by badgergirl View Post
                I got as far as the roundabout of arses... did I miss much?
                i started playing dumb and derp said perfidy liked the penises

                sex hormones are flying around here for sure though. just 10 minutes ago some guy said he was jealous of Pink's rope in one of her concert videos

                be nice if there was some finesse to it though. or sense-making.
                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • Guys and finesse? Or making sense to a woman? That would be like seeing a leprechaun riding an unicorn chasing the Easter Bunny.

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                  • Originally posted by vh67 View Post
                    Guys and finesse? Or making sense to a woman? That would be like seeing a leprechaun riding an unicorn chasing the Easter Bunny.


                    beautiful
                    yeah you are

                    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                    lol

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                    • Originally posted by vh67 View Post
                      Guys and finesse? Or making sense to a woman? That would be like seeing a leprechaun riding an unicorn chasing the Easter Bunny.
                      Better keep that thought to yourself or it'll become Perfidy's next fantasy...

                      Hiiii blood orchid!
                      "I think the basic anti-aging diet is also the best diet for prevention and treatment of diabetes, scleroderma, and the various "connective tissue diseases." This would emphasize high protein, low unsaturated fats, low iron, and high antioxidant consumption, with a moderate or low starch consumption.

                      In practice, this means that a major part of the diet should be milk, cheese, eggs, shellfish, fruits and coconut oil, with vitamin E and salt as the safest supplements."

                      - Ray Peat

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                      • hiya sneaky
                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • i bit my finger til it bled! aaaaaaaaaagggggggggggghhhhhhhhh it stings

                          a muscle under my back right ribs hurts. i don't know what to do about that.

                          i found a new every day makeup look



                          bay asked the other day if his muscles were too big. god no, i want to hang on you like a 40s useless heroine.

                          i had a bunned burger again and it was only after i ate it that i thought 'NO! NO WHAT DID YOU DO! YOU'RE HAVING A SECOND PERIOD IN A ROW! IDIOT!'

                          although technically so far it's just real angry pms and cramps

                          still. idiot.
                          beautiful
                          yeah you are

                          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                          lol

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                          • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                            hiya sneaky
                            Hidey hooooo!

                            Yes, I admit: I snuck in a few times but never commented. Can I play with your gang now?
                            "I think the basic anti-aging diet is also the best diet for prevention and treatment of diabetes, scleroderma, and the various "connective tissue diseases." This would emphasize high protein, low unsaturated fats, low iron, and high antioxidant consumption, with a moderate or low starch consumption.

                            In practice, this means that a major part of the diet should be milk, cheese, eggs, shellfish, fruits and coconut oil, with vitamin E and salt as the safest supplements."

                            - Ray Peat

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                            • Originally posted by vh67 View Post
                              Guys and finesse? Or making sense to a woman? That would be like seeing a leprechaun riding an unicorn chasing the Easter Bunny.
                              That almost made me shoot water out my nose...
                              Breathe. Move forward.

                              I just eat what I want...

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                              • Cracking up at the every day makeup tutorial. LOL - sometimes you scare me.

                                LOL @ V's description!

                                Waving at the bare one.
                                "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                                B*tch-lite

                                Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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