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  • Nice plate o' food. You even made carrots look yummy. And now I'm hungry.

    Frog jelly - love the name and the concept. I think I'll call my mix and match meat loaves Frog Loaves from now on. Since I can easily eat 3/4 lb of meat in one sitting, but not a whole pound, I can end up with 1/4 lbs of various ground meats. Mix 'em all together with egg and frozen/thawed spinach - now I have a name. They're Frog Loaves. Frog Burgers. I think this Frog concept will work well.
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

    B*tch-lite

    Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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    • there were indeed leftovers. i had diet dr bane several hours after and suddenly i was starving, so i ate it. i was done again after a few bites so it was slow eating.

      it was only after i saw the name of the stuff that it looked like someone blendered a bucket of frogs, before i thought it was some kind of salsa. so when you say frog loaves, i think eyeballs and legs sticking out o.o curse my vivid imagination

      the boys wound up puking and recycling the chicken backs. it was.. horrific. i'm going to need therapy. i know this is something dogs do from time to time to digest their meals but sweet baby ray they are never getting chicken backs again. never not ever no more.

      i want my bay but i think he's asleep

      he should wake up. just because i said i was watching face off didn't mean he could just fall off to sleep willy nilly.

      and i turned captions on youtube just to see how it goes. this is what it says on a makeup video.

      thanks
      epic pp
      pp pppppppp
      it's just ste that doesn't poop all wrong
      thanks
      pp pppppp
      eat pp pppppp
      pp pppppp
      be eat yet
      group
      way
      no
      on you

      consider me entertained

      but being entertained isn't getting my youtube sound working. i guess i shouldn't have clicked adobe and java off

      i guess it's bed time
      beautiful
      yeah you are

      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
      lol

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      • BO, just wanted to let you know how much I enjoy your postings, you make me laugh, you make me cry and sometimes I just want to cook you a good meal. I don't usually post here but I think I have read all of your posts. Anyone with a love of animals like you who is willing to step into that sh!tstrom of a thread for a friend is an awesome person in my book!

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        • Originally posted by vh67 View Post
          BO, just wanted to let you know how much I enjoy your postings, you make me laugh, you make me cry and sometimes I just want to cook you a good meal. I don't usually post here but I think I have read all of your posts. Anyone with a love of animals like you who is willing to step into that sh!tstrom of a thread for a friend is an awesome person in my book!
          x1000

          Sorry about sucking anyone into that. It was me acting out. Cookie was so much better than I at it. Where is Cookie? She came and had such an explosive presence then *poof* she was gone. I feel so unfulfilled. *chuckle*
          "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

          B*tch-lite

          Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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          • i'm terrible at accepting compliments and i was trying to think of a joking way to respond til i remembered urban forager's post in the sht storm thread and ...yeah

            thanks you guys, i really appreciate it

            the kindness really helps
            beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

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            • I was trying not to sound too sucky uppy or stalker like but I can't really do funny on these pain meds. What is funny in my head while taking dilaudide is not funny in real life, according to my husband but what does he know! Both you and Joanie are a great addition here and I read both journals regularly. I don't like truly mean people who say things just to be mean! If I had any Internet skills I would find some cool YouTube video to end this moment but sadly all I can do is this

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              • bah, what does your husband know about it anyways sometimes i like bickering, especially if it's explosively crazy, but i don't like mean people either. there's enough bs to deal with in the world, no need to add to it

                and you and your crazy stalkery ways are welcome here anytime, you stalky weirdo stalker

                if adobe would let me update so i could listen to youtubes again i'd put a video up for you since you can't, but it's not. it's being difficult. so i'll put this up instead



                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • i've been nursing 1 dr bane for about 8 hours

                  i'm pretty awake

                  food during the day; more steak, leftover mushrooms and carrots, sweet potato with greek yogurt instead of sour cream. not recommended, does not taste good.

                  hung out with mahm and had some bread product

                  supper was open faced cucumber meat canoes and a bowl of honey yogurt

                  i got the boys some wings along with the backs, but after the barforama i'm pretty much scared to feed them it. once that smell gets in your nose, man... *shudder*. and i saw i'd bought 2 packs of backs instead of one when i opened the freezer. i think i'll leave that pack in there for a while. and yes i have a bad memory sometimes.

                  they were only a buck something, i thought i was getting a great deal on puppy foods. i didn't know i'd keep paying in horror and tears

                  i was okay in the emotions, i thought, til i back read some of my journal posts. but it's not as bad as it was. it's like a seeping scrape instead of a gushing jugular.

                  i really don't know if i should be grateful for the life lessons that mf'er gave me or wish i'd never met him. i want to take a bat to his face, regardless.

                  my bay may be able to swing a visit again soon, that makes me a happy camper when he was here, i was superficially anxious to make sure he was comfortable, but being with him was deeply peaceful. he knows how to make me feel special too, it's a super power of his. when he was driving away, he rolled his window down and yelled I LOVE YOUUU in front of god and everybody. and who has ever done icing-on-the-happy-cake like that for me before? pff.

                  we didn't take pictures, i think it didn't cross our minds because we were busy being content and talking and hanging out and watching bad movies while he was making friends with my boys and warming my maternal areas by making special efforts to befriend waka who was extra nervous.

                  apparently one of the quickest ways to secure my love is to be a big tough manly fellow who will belly rub and soft talk the insecurity out of my little frou frou dogs

                  you're a clever one, bay, of course i'll have your babies

                  next topic before i make myself cry because i'm a hormonal female who wants a hug

                  i'm looking at peoples pomeranians and i'm pretttty sure my boys are cuter than all of them. even as puppies.

                  and i stopped wanting to buy all the expensive christmas makeup, instead looking at them with a rational shopper's mind. so that's good i guess.

                  ugh.. bay wake up and talk to me
                  beautiful
                  yeah you are

                  Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                  lol

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                  • Are you drinking HFCS?!

                    Mexican coke or San Pellagrino, Blue Sky sodas have sugar. Or do I have no clue what "Dr. Bane" refers to?

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                    • i... am full. i'm also sleepy. i'm also caught up on family guy, american dad and bob's burgers. and i'm still awake. and i'm sleepy. steak, a sweet potato, an apple and a dr bane was breakfast which is why i'm hyper while sleepy

                      the steak is helping the low iron tiredness i think. i've had 3 the last 2 days. maybe i should have parcelled them out better, but maybe it's too late to think about that now.

                      i have more.

                      lots more.

                      thank you locally owned store and hundreds of thousands of cattle eating and turning into steak around me which leads to nice prices and fresh meat that isn't somewhat disturbingly pretty lookinglike at other stores.

                      the boys have been inoutinoutinout and i'm about to rig up a mini laser show and hope they'll chase it like cats and keep themselves entertained because ven though i feel guilty about it i'm too tired to want to play

                      i pet them though. i give them that.

                      i need to learn to come to terms with my stupid back. i want to squat. i want to play with weights. i want to impress my bay with what i can do.

                      so frustrating
                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                        • Hi mo i didnt see it when i posted, diet dr pepper is my bane. I keep quitting but i keep going back and now i know how heath and jake feel

                          Originally posted by WaylandC View Post
                          Sooo.. You want to touch me with puppets? It wont do anything for me but okay
                          beautiful
                          yeah you are

                          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                          lol

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                          • i'm tired. but i got up and made some food anyway.

                            i didn't make it to gramma's. i'd been up about 21 hours so i took a short nap, slept hard and woke up feeling like grumpy sht.

                            i'm currently full of steak and rice, and yogurt and honey

                            i decided tonight would be a good night to brush the boys. i got the brush in hand, got down on a knee and bear knew what was up. 'i'm first. i'm first. i'm first. brush me first. i'm first. i'm.. no guys move! i'm first. me. me. now. now. now. hurry. hurry up. i'm ready. let's do this. i'm first.' so he was first, and he made all sorts of dumb faces, and it was cute, so there are pictures. cookie tries to pass out when he's being brushed. waka hid because though he loves brushes, he knows i sometimes trim nails and the risk did not outweigh the reward.

                            bay told me when he'd have some free time so when he gets here i'm keeping him. forever. he only thinks i'm letting him head back when it's time.

                            raw clover honey is sickly sweet

                            it's difficult to make myself cut down on carb heavy food when that's what i want to eat

                            i'm already ready to see my guy
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                              Hi mo i didnt see it when i posted, diet dr pepper is my bane.
                              No no no and just no.

                              Wtf?!

                              Diet?!?!?!?!?!?

                              Just get sugar sodas!! As mentioned above- blue sky I believe has cane sugar and a dr pepper type soda. The neurological consequences of artificial sweeteners are far too grave for someone with PTSD type symptoms. That could be a huge factor in your emotional state. Switching to real sugar would be far more therapeutic. I hope this doesn't come off harsh or overstepping, but I just really want you to stop drinking that poison. Like yesterday.

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                              • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                                my bay may be able to swing a visit again soon, that makes me a happy camper when he was here, i was superficially anxious to make sure he was comfortable, but being with him was deeply peaceful. he knows how to make me feel special too, it's a super power of his. when he was driving away, he rolled his window down and yelled I LOVE YOUUU in front of god and everybody. and who has ever done icing-on-the-happy-cake like that for me before? pff.


                                apparently one of the quickest ways to secure my love is to be a big tough manly fellow who will belly rub and soft talk the insecurity out of my little frou frou dogs
                                Aw. He certainly sounds like a keeper. I'm a sucker for a guy who's nice to my pets too...
                                Breathe. Move forward.

                                I just eat what I want...

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