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  • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
    they left a buggy full of kids right in the middle of the aisle right in my way, and these are the amish types that drive! they should know better!

    they're the heathens. and bad drivers.





    if you want to feed me delicious emotional carbs i'll take it

    and i want to blow those green bits off the plate, a salad is blasphemy with bacon and eggs. although a salad with chicken and fruit would be good too..

    this looks like a toy. and i'm so tired. and i want my warm bay's body with his warm bay hugs. and a nap. and i had cereal for breakfast, and it was disappointing.



    and.. i laughed

    MRW during sex my boyfriend asks if he can go in "the other way" : reactiongifs
    mmmmmmm cabrito in the making....

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    • I'm trapped in suburbia hell for now, but one day, I will move to somewhere I can have chickens and goats. One day...

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      • Originally posted by moluv View Post
        Anybody heard of v-steaming to start up a missing period?
        I've read about drinking parsley tea.

        Parsley For Periods |
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        • the lady herbs in the vitamins i need to start taking again also help stimulate my period, though the v steaming sounds super comfy

          i was talking with bay about it and said i could cut a hole in the couch cushion and sit cross legged on that all wrapped up in a blanket and he said i could put an adult diaper on to trap the steam and keep warm longer. no i want to be steamy not swampy

          there's a difference. though i did invite him to steam with me. maybe i'll make him next time i see him

          and i love tina. a whole lot.







          my newly arisen eagerness to buy my female relations 60$ makeups each is stemming, i believe, from my unhappy state. it'll make them REALLY happy and that, in turn, will make me feel better. but i feel like i have to buy them NOW, despite there still being 3 months waiting time to give them to them. my brain is dumb.

          and there's fuzz or something up my nose that's been making me sneeze all afternoon

          i have a lie bump on the tip of my tongue now. it is probably from faking a decent mood for a few days. faking is a form of lying i think. dammit i hate lie bumps, they sting so much and i always have to rub them on my teeth just to make sure they're still there.

          i haven't done any form of exercise

          my eyes are tired

          i thought i was finally okay today but it turns out i've just numbed off. i ate subway til i felt sick. i really don't know how to handle my emotions.



          beautiful
          yeah you are

          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
          lol

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          • there was vacuuming and the playing with of pups and the cuddling of waka because he gives good hugs for such a little dog. he also burrowed under a blanket on the couch and made a little doggy cave and that was cute too.

            my original plan for this evening before and slightly after subway was to order pizza and have a movie night. instead, i did all that up there and half assed some stair stepping and made a plate of diced sweet potatoes frizzled in bacon grease, chicken thigh bits with roasted garlic sprinkle and alfredo spinach while watching more bobs burgers

            i'm still tired but i don't want to lay down or read or sleep but i'm pretty uncomfortable like this

            so i dunno
            beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

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            • Well it's about nine hours later, so hopefully you got some sleep. And hopefully are more comfy.

              Doggy caves are cute.
              "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

              B*tch-lite

              Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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              • there was some sleep yeah

                there's still some emotional feeding issues but the urge to buy super pricey christmas presents early has passed

                after a steamy smoochy sounds session with gramma's bird he groomed little underwing fluffs on my shoulder til it looked like i had a massive case of dandruff on one side of my head. he puffed up and trilled and i got all 'i want to snuggle you with my face but you'll try to eat my lip gloss off but it might be worth trying to dodge because that was sweet, you cranky old man'

                food today; a lot of scalloped potatoes, some carrot cake, 2 burritos, 3 burgers. a large tea made with sugar, 2.5 dr banes. i'm not even hungry but sometimes i make myself eat it and then i feel sick and then i still want to stuff more in.

                the dogs really liked their bites of carrot cake

                and i watched the very last ever breaking bad
                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • I dreamt that you started a new journal here on MDA. I don't remember what the first post said!
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                  • Almost four days without a post. The counters are getting dusty.

                    Maybe if I clean up a little, she'll come back.
                    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                    B*tch-lite

                    Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                    • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
                      Almost four days without a post. The counters are getting dusty.

                      Maybe if I clean up a little, she'll come back.
                      Um yeah. Everything ok?
                      Breathe. Move forward.

                      I just eat what I want...

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                      • the floor needs a vacuuming if you REALLY want to draw me out

                        yeah i'm good i took some time to finish being depressed over memories and then my period started. it's been 6 months so it's been rather unpleasant, but it certifies that 1, i'm fertile again and 2, i'm not knocked up

                        hooray!
                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • Yay on both counts! Welcome back. Good that you're feeling better.
                          "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                          B*tch-lite

                          Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                          • thanks

                            hnnnngh... updates.. cramps, bleeding to death, nausea from cramps, hormonal hot flashes, lots of sleepiness. the hot flashes are annoying. even after a cold shower and standing under a fan on high, still hot and sweaty

                            but on the upside, no diet dr bane this week. that might change today, i am very very sleepy. i slept a few hours last night and a few hours yesterday

                            yawn yawn yawn

                            farmer's market has apples so i'm going to see what less-than-year-old apples taste like
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • turns out less than year old apples taste about the same as year old apples

                              i also did some heavy duty meat shopping today, for me and some for the boys. they are currently nursing a chicken back food baby each and waka walked in looking like a murder scene. his chest and feet tops were red. if i had caved into temptation and bought that shark doggy hat today it would have gone on his head and while he looked at me in adorable misery and i could have acted out a scene from jaws with him 'ahhhh oh noooo it's eating meee lookit all the bluuuuuuds'

                              my boys are like me. the less outside items constrain their bodies the better.

                              SO TEMPTING THOUGH

                              i cooked all this then ate three bites of everything. and for all you steak puritan fascists, there is no a1 on that steak.

                              but is that a lovely looking plate of food? i think so



                              the advil is putting my cramps under control but is doing nothing for my back. but the farmer's market had raw honey and sweet potato butter. there was something called frog jam? i think? i was almost afraid to look at it but it turns out it's a bunch of fruit whirred together to look like guts. but i just got apples and a spaghetti squash and honey and tater butter, all that for the low low price of 15$!! gah..

                              bay showed me his tan. i think his definition differs from mine as his tan looks redder than browner. but i should tell him it didn't come through so he should send me more pictures
                              beautiful
                              yeah you are

                              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                              lol

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                              • Nice looking food! At least you have leftovers now?
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