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  • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
    i haven't squatted the last few days. it feels like much longer. and taking my pills like i should is something i still struggle with. i think about why sometimes, and what i've come up with are these; dependence, i want to be strong, but i can't be if i have to eat pills til i get old and die a few hundred years from now. stubbornness, if i have to take it i don't want to take it. idiocy, just eat a damn pill.

    having physical problems and mental problems when i just want to be a real boy (girl) like everyone else makes me feel low

    my anxiety is up, my sleep is a little weird. the days of proper sleeping, brief tho they were, were nice.

    i'm looking through pinterest for food porn inspiration, and it's working. i'm getting a lady food boner. but not a big enough one to go shopping, i still have eggs.

    i'm just.. very tired. toughing things out makes me very tired.

    Love that pic! Showed it to my two and they both now feel like supermodels ;-)



    Here's something I'm sure will put a smile on yer dial. Ya can't beat a little ginger dude busting out muscle ups!
    http://i.imgur.com/HVMAax8.jpg
    If you're interested in my (very) occasional updates on how I'm working out and what I'm eating click here.

    Originally posted by tfarny
    If you are new to the PB - please ignore ALL of this stuff, until you've read the book, or at least http://www.marksdailyapple.com/primal-blueprint-101/

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    • What? I stop by and there aren't any fresh pictures of twerkin' fannies or conversations about boobs?

      Shame on you, Bloodorchid.

      I guess I'll go clean the kitchen instead.
      JOIN THE PANDA SHOW!!! Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and PANDALOONERY!

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      • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post

        So much destroyed wood.

        Giving the ax to the wood.

        Alright I got nuthin.

        And also, you're the best.

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        • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
          What? I stop by and there aren't any fresh pictures of twerkin' fannies or conversations about boobs?

          Shame on you, Bloodorchid.

          I guess I'll go clean the kitchen instead.
          just for you-



          Originally posted by moluv View Post
          So much destroyed wood.

          Giving the ax to the wood.

          Alright I got nuthin.

          And also, you're the best.
          i picked that picture out just for you. it has the perfect amount of sinister intent, he could almost be jason, or michael meyers

          that wood.. is getting chopped
          beautiful
          yeah you are

          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
          lol

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          • Ah, thank you. I can go to sleep now.
            JOIN THE PANDA SHOW!!! Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and PANDALOONERY!

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            • i have that effect on people

              food. a small quesadilla wedge, 1.5 diet dr peppers, 2 glasses crystal light, what measures to a bowl of spinach with some chicken and alfredo, some sauteed brussells sprouts, 2 small flounder fillets and some cherry tomatoes i cooked with them, a sweet potato i tried to cook to caramelized death like gramma does

              i'm tired, sniffly, eyes are burny tired

              my obliques are sore for some reason. i must be shifting weirdly.

              i told bay to get in my bed. he said 'you get in mine'. I SAID MINE

              i want to buy the expensive holiday sets that are coming out, but i don't know if it's because i want them or if i just feel bad and new toys will make me feel better

              i thought about my bad ex earlier and got angry

              i think i'm gonna bed and see how it goes
              beautiful
              yeah you are

              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
              lol

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              • now is the time for tmi. if you are a delicate flower, avert thine eyes

                i woke up this morning having a drop of blood on my panties. and that's it. it was like a sneak attack, or a cat. look away and boop! swatted you

                i'd forgotten how much i liked belly dance. not as the rich and colorful history, but just the movement and grace and sometimes sexiness

                food; leftover fish and potato. crystal light, diet dr bane of my existence, flour stuff at lunch, oj, more bane, chicken leg.

                here's this



                and this

                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • i think i had the opportunity to fall asleep and i passed it up

                  i had a slight aversion to sleep and i don't know why yet

                  i haven't taken my zoloftses in quite some time so i'm wondering if my crazy is revving back up

                  i got hungry so i made some crystal light, then oj, then milk and cheesy eggs. they aren't too great this time. also, i don't think i was actually hungry, i just wanted food. but supper was apple slices, 2 chicken legs and sweet potato fries. i looked at the plate and thought 'i made myself a kid's meal'

                  i haven't taken any pain pills because i don't want this stuttering process of fertility to stop again

                  i was listening to bay in bed earlier and he said 'what are you doing?' i said i was listening to him 'why?' cause it's relaxing

                  i think he may have meant he'd like it if i contributed to the conversation, but i just didn't have anything on my mind to say, i was tired and thinking about snuggling up to him

                  i teased a grown sibling with 'children! language!' after hearing play, deadpan insults of 'slut. whore. skank.' and sibling said 'i love you' to me all sincere-like

                  melt my heart why don'tcha

                  and here is cute stuff, because it pleases me and makes me kiss a sleepy waka's fluffy sleepy face







                  beautiful
                  yeah you are

                  Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                  lol

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                  • Aw, teh cuteness.
                    Depression Lies

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                    • I love frogs. My shower curtain is frogs looking through peepholes at me when I shower. Dogs eating icy treats are awesome.

                      I thought you were getting a soda stream to get away from the aspartame? (I'm taking a few seconds to play the concerned Mom/Sissypoo here.) Or maybe I'm just jealous because I miss crystal lite.

                      Bleed on!
                      "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                      B*tch-lite

                      Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                      • i got it twice while drinking soda streamed beverages i got nauseated, i don't know if they're related

                        and i'm kind of a baby
                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • ^drops of blood?!

                          Also, please talk to me a out banana girl and food combining. I've done FC before on a slightly different menu but haven't quite figured out how to get through my current fave foods with combining properly. How much of this are you doing?

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                          • just the one, i haven't had a period in 6 months and i'm trying to make my body behave again

                            it's stubborn like i am

                            and who's doing food combining? where? when? how?

                            OR ARE YOU TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE IN MY OWN JOURNAL?!

                            ...is she prettier than me? do you love her?!

                            no i'm kidding, i'm hyper right now
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                              just the one, i haven't had a period in 6 months and i'm trying to make my body behave again

                              it's stubborn like i am

                              and who's doing food combining? where? when? how?

                              OR ARE YOU TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE IN MY OWN JOURNAL?!

                              ...is she prettier than me? do you love her?!

                              no i'm kidding, i'm hyper right now
                              Oh that makes sense now that I've read the previous comment (duh, that's what the arrow is for) about your getting a sofa stream.

                              I'm excited waiting for your period to come (I'm thinking about your sacral chakra right now even!)

                              Now I don't know where I saw that banana girl video. It was few days ago during High Twerk Season, I watched it on someone's journal (obvs I thought yours) and wanted to come back and comment on it and now I don't know whose it was. Ill just YouTube her.

                              But I do want to hear what you eat sometimes too.

                              And there is no one else but you.

                              (I'm hyper ((read:high)) right now too)

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                              • i'll concentrate to help better direct your sacral chakral thoughts, and hopefully it will turbo boost my alignments into the proper flow

                                i really enjoyed typing all that
                                beautiful
                                yeah you are

                                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                                lol

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