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  • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
    my butt twerkings are slow

    i need to fnid the damn ffw button on my hips

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    • I am so uncoordinated, I think twerking is not something I should consider. Plus I don't think I'd live down the embarrassment it would cause if my husband saw me trying.
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      • Originally posted by namelesswonder View Post
        I am so uncoordinated, I think twerking is not something I should consider. Plus I don't think I'd live down the embarrassment it would cause if my husband saw me trying.
        It's just not something you go cold into right in front of your husband. You gotta train for that.

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        • Originally posted by moluv View Post
          It's just not something you go cold into right in front of your husband. You gotta train for that.
          Well haha yeah definitely not. Embarrassment is probably my #1 fear so I think I'll just keep working on my wall crawls for now.
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          • Originally posted by namelesswonder View Post
            Well haha yeah definitely not. Embarrassment is probably my #1 fear so I think I'll just keep working on my wall crawls for now.
            The handstand twerk (no booty poppin) I posted in the other thread (which I suppose has now been stunk up by a bunch of dudes) is just like a wall crawl, except you just bring your feet down and out to the sides to get that angle. I'm not advanced enough to even do anything with my butt yet, I'm just holding a handstand of sorts.

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            • Originally posted by moluv View Post
              The handstand twerk (no booty poppin) I posted in the other thread (which I suppose has now been stunk up by a bunch of dudes) is just like a wall crawl, except you just bring your feet down and out to the sides to get that angle. I'm not advanced enough to even do anything with my butt yet, I'm just holding a handstand of sorts.
              hey... thats not fair... most of us shower regularly!

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              • Originally posted by ssn679doc View Post
                hey... thats not fair... most of us shower regularly!
                Yup, once a month, wever I needs it or not....Saying that after watching that somewhat talanted girl twerkin a couple of pages back a few cold showers was called for....

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                • I'm glad this movement finally got a name. While I've seen it more with an emphasis on the forward thrust, it's kind of been around for a while. Belly dancing certainly has a thrust like it. "Dirty dancing" was a form of screwing with one's clothes on. And I seem to remember "dog" or "dirty dog" being used to describe it in the 70s.

                  The booty pop thing is new. And what young woman doesn't enhance her reputation in the community by popping her ass all over the dance floor? heh
                  "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                  B*tch-lite

                  Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                  • for some reason, when i am in my own dreams, i terrify me

                    a few months ago i dreamed i saw my toddler self at the end of a dark hall and it was scary as fck

                    last night she talked to me and it was less scary but still scary

                    weird. and nameless, you get up and you jiggle your butt! jiggle it all over the room!

                    and i heated some food in the micro to eat. it was still cold in the middle. gross, man
                    beautiful
                    yeah you are

                    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                    lol

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                    • and i believe this might be an accurate representation of the guys on the twerk thread

                      'helloooooooo ladies'


                      and i'm sick. dagnabbit. i'm southern, i can say that word. i want to find someone and rub my burning eyes on them.

                      though again, i can only be grateful i'm not sick like i would have been before being a caveman, with bleeding throats and shredded, ripped up, dipped in acid ab muscles from coughing. so there's that i guess.

                      i freakin.. i just... i freakin love this


                      and i kinda sorta really miss this show

                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • Is it a Mardi Gras lizard?

                        Sorry you're sick. Sometimes a cool cloth on my eyes or forehead feels so good.

                        I think I'll be twerking on MW&F as part of a balanced exercise routine.

                        <---twerk class
                        "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                        B*tch-lite

                        Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                        • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
                          <---twerk class
                          Of course that's the first thing I see upon visiting this journal. Of course.
                          JOIN THE PANDA SHOW!!! Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and PANDALOONERY!

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                          • Well the twerk thread had a spectacular 24-hour life did it not.

                            Also, the toad gif is mesmerizing.

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                            • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
                              Is it a Mardi Gras lizard?

                              Sorry you're sick. Sometimes a cool cloth on my eyes or forehead feels so good.

                              I think I'll be twerking on MW&F as part of a balanced exercise routine.

                              <---twerk class
                              it is glorious is what it is

                              Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                              Of course that's the first thing I see upon visiting this journal. Of course.
                              gp, it's like you're the satellite receiver to the wtf rays that originate here

                              Originally posted by moluv View Post
                              Well the twerk thread had a spectacular 24-hour life did it not.

                              Also, the toad gif is mesmerizing.
                              beautiful
                              yeah you are

                              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                              lol

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                              • i haven't squatted the last few days. it feels like much longer. and taking my pills like i should is something i still struggle with. i think about why sometimes, and what i've come up with are these; dependence, i want to be strong, but i can't be if i have to eat pills til i get old and die a few hundred years from now. stubbornness, if i have to take it i don't want to take it. idiocy, just eat a damn pill.

                                having physical problems and mental problems when i just want to be a real boy (girl) like everyone else makes me feel low

                                my anxiety is up, my sleep is a little weird. the days of proper sleeping, brief tho they were, were nice.

                                i'm looking through pinterest for food porn inspiration, and it's working. i'm getting a lady food boner. but not a big enough one to go shopping, i still have eggs.

                                i'm just.. very tired. toughing things out makes me very tired.

                                beautiful
                                yeah you are

                                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                                lol

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