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  • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
    I didn't know they made walkers for donkeys!
    oh crud... I missed the word "other" in there somewhere.... reading is fun-da-mental

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    • Good lord, I've just spent - far too long - searching the youtubes for the Ben Elton sketch if men had periods...cannot find it. And yet, I remember him dragging a sports bag of tampons across the stage.
      I like badgers, books and booze, more or less in that order.

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      • Originally posted by ssn679doc View Post
        no, my neigbors ass uses a walker.... not much coveting going on here... actually my neighbor really does have an ass.... named Jack..... what a noisy ass he is to! brays at all hours of the day and night!
        Looks like Jack is the better option, that's worrying....

        Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
        I didn't know they made walkers for donkeys!
        Fiendishly clever those Chinese ya know!

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        • y'all buncha weirdos

          food; chicken on salad, some of ma's candy corn, half a thick steak, diet dr pepper, orange crush, liter of water

          no squats today

          orange crush due to food shopping while hungry, thick steak due to beef sales before they went bad. aw yiss, meat sale. aw yiss, almost rotten meat.

          i passed out early yesterday evening, i don't remember eating anything after the cornbread and potatoes

          i got to play with a pissy kitten and that's always fun
          beautiful
          yeah you are

          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
          lol

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          • oh food. half a bowl of honey and yogurt last night, almost half a steak, 2 handfuls of grapes, some cheesey rice and a liter of water this morning.

            cramping is pretty constant

            stuff i got my sibling and me arrived, i'm all like 'pretty! NOW I WANT MORE NEW THINGS!'

            back let me know how much it hates squats last night. hydro only put a dent in it for a few hours.
            beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

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            • Ylvis - The Fox [Official music video HD] - YouTube

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              • i've decided that is furry propaganda, and his fox says yiff yiff yiff yiff

                i did 5 single leg squats this morning which is 5 more than my back wanted to do

                breakfast food was a big bowl of yogurt with too much honey but i felt so rough i didn't care, i deemed today a cheat day

                yesterday i thought i wanted pizza so i decided today would be a pizza and movie day. gramma had pizza so i had a couple slices and some veggies then a slice of cherry cream cheese pie crunch cake whatever. then a cousin came by with cake pops and she was excited for me to try one so i did

                so sweet, holy hell, woo no. but edible glitter is a thing, and my lips were glittery and i liked it

                so i decided that pizza wasn't very good and my stomach felt heavy almost immediately

                a guy down the road's dog decided he likes visiting, cookie and bear tolerate him and he's gentle with them so i dub him okay to visit. they need more socializing kinda like i do. waka hates it when he's here because waka spends so much time trying to hide from him that waka now fascinates him and he trots behind waka whenever possible

                he also tries to walk in front of me and block me from walking, but no. no. i'm the boss here and when you're here i'm the boss of you too so scooch out the way

                cramps stopped. after the pizza dunno if they'll start back up any time soon
                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                  i've decided that is furry propaganda, and his fox says yiff yiff yiff yiff
                  * Panda walks into journal *
                  * Panda walks out *

                  You may express your apology to me in the form of cake pops.
                  JOIN THE PANDA SHOW!!! Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and PANDALOONERY!

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                  • gramma thought they were cute and volunteered me to make some

                    when i do i will dip yours in glitter and tie on a large pretty ribbon. i will tuck a card in that says, in delicate edwardian script, Yiff
                    beautiful
                    yeah you are

                    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                    lol

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                    • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                      when i do i will dip yours in glitter and tie on a large pretty ribbon. i will tuck a card in that says, in delicate edwardian script, Yiff
                      I love you. I want to make you my Valentine next year, but my mad public twerkin' as of late has won me so many admirers that we may have to reschedule for 2025.

                      * Panda twerks it on way out of journal *
                      JOIN THE PANDA SHOW!!! Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and PANDALOONERY!

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                      • like this, right? right??


                        god i love the internet
                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • Exactly like that, just with more dogs and shoppers chasing me down the freezer aisle at Whole Foods.

                          Oh yeah. I got it, ducklings. And I'm gonna flaunt it.

                          Sizzle.
                          JOIN THE PANDA SHOW!!! Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and PANDALOONERY!

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                          • i'll have to turn up the ac cause it just got hot in here
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • I have that effect on people.

                              It's a problem. Don't envy me.
                              JOIN THE PANDA SHOW!!! Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and PANDALOONERY!

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                              • Y'all are cracking me up.

                                so i decided that pizza wasn't very good and my stomach felt heavy almost immediately
                                I didn't know they had pizza in TN. No wonder it gave you ajita.
                                "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                                B*tch-lite

                                Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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