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  • yeah my back still hates squats

    it's worth it though

    my rear will be magnificent! *tears* i hope

    also, miley's terrible wardrobe decisions are now art



    also. this.

    Last edited by bloodorchid; 08-28-2013, 10:29 PM.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    • my everything is stiff and painful but i'm still perfecting my stair climbing. every time it's tweaked a bit

      i've actually been taking hydros as needed instead of toughing it out cause at some point i throw in towels and admit i'm not a manly woman

      i've been having trouble falling asleep, and when i nod off a noise wakes me, but finally by that time i can fall asleep fully

      the day i finally buck up and lower my carb intake is the day my stomach bugs up again. after a while i just wanted a twinkie and i haven't had a twinkie in years

      i also realized in the last few days that i do not feel feelings, i shut down feelings

      it's one thing to acknowledge the idea, but another to finally believe

      waka and cookie were play fighting while bear was with me for loves. i told him he was my smartest dog, but that wasn't really saying much. he just said 'pah ha ha ha *rolls around in loves*'

      beautiful
      yeah you are

      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
      lol

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      • i think bay fell asleep

        since he's the only person outside my family i know how to be social with i guess i'll just twiddle my thumbs since i can't think of anything to internet

        there's a promo on adult swim with this old lady where she's laughing like a maniac and i do not like that. but since i couldn't find the scary one i'll just put this one up because wtf is this show (besides the heart she holler, smartass)

        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

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        • well, i couldn't sleep. and then i couldn't sleep some more. and my jaws are achier than yesterday.

          listen face. i'm trying to unstress you by sleeping but you won't let me.

          also, there's a difference between wanting to help people and being a twerp.

          also, i saw nixxy's journal and am officially jealous of her pcos body.

          damn my effing broken spine.





          beautiful
          yeah you are

          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
          lol

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          • Aaaw!

            Well, if nothing else, you have some of the cutest pictures and gifs in your profile.

            Also- love the Cinderelly one
            http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

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            • Did I really have to get up close and personal with Miley's ass that way?

              Only in this journal.
              JOIN THE PANDA SHOW!!! Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and PANDALOONERY!

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              • Originally posted by drssgchic View Post
                Aaaw!

                Well, if nothing else, you have some of the cutest pictures and gifs in your profile.

                Also- love the Cinderelly one
                It's a pretty even mix of the cutest and the most disturbing/most horrific. LOL


                I actually kind of like The Heart She Holler... it's soooooooooooo weird.
                “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                • as a balm to soothe your eyes, pants, this is for you

                  beautiful
                  yeah you are

                  Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                  lol

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                  • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                    It's a pretty even mix of the cutest and the most disturbing/most horrific. LOL


                    I actually kind of like The Heart She Holler... it's soooooooooooo weird.
                    i really wanted to find that laughing promo. real bad.
                    beautiful
                    yeah you are

                    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                    lol

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                    • i have this thing for bad nicholas cage movies

                      not the good ones. those don't interest me. i like the bad ones, the more terrible it all is the better.

                      also, spoilers

                      spoilers spoilers spoilers don't look it's spoilers



                      poor jesse. i want to hug jesse. he's a sad little kid and he needs a hug. too bad hanks an asshole too.

                      and amc keeps trying to get me to watch low winter sun. i've tried, i can't get into it. it's not you, amc. it's me. it's just not working out.

                      i'm waffling about posting what i eat. i know if i put it here i'll be less inclined to eat bad (RICE! WOO!) for me things.. and that's really the only reason. i'm stubborn. I'M A GROWN ASS WOMAN I DO WHAT I WANT kinda thing.

                      but here, food today. torn up chicken pieces on baby lettuce, hamburger with some tomato slices and pickles my ma canned, half cup of cheesey rice, 1 diet dr pepper, 1 slow liter of water

                      i cooked extra burgers and chicken

                      cooking chicken breast strips takes the mastery of long practice. or it does for someone who doesn't generally follow recipes.

                      and i'm pretty sure the swede is gonna kill the family and take the boy. i just needed to get that out there.
                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • i'm all caught up on hell on wheels, the boys are in bed, i had more burger and salad and chicken and it occurred to me i'd have to disclose my adoration of poppyseed dressing if i were to get drug tested for any reason

                        this bra is uncomfortable

                        i want these
                        L

                        yes, i'm just accepting my girly phase and settling all in my makeups articles

                        back still hurts but i'm going to continue with the squats. i'll need to add in more body work soon too.

                        my stomach is still being weird and i honestly don't know if it's just part of my particular pcos, there is no rhyme or reason and hasn't been for years.
                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • squats did. 1 legged on steps to parallel. i'm strong on 2 legs, not one leg

                          food; water, the last burger, the last chicken, english peas, diet dr pepper

                          was up all night and if i have to be awake i'm going to be caffeinated

                          i don't do coffee. or i rarely do coffee. every time i think about it i smell the coffee from the hospital and that's just all kinds of no. negative associations, wheee
                          beautiful
                          yeah you are

                          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                          lol

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                          • and arguments like this are why we can't have nice things

                            http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...ml#post1299209

                            food was spinach and alfredo sauce with a side of rotisserie breast

                            food was a bowl of cheesey scrambled eggs

                            phone was my baby that i love so well

                            when the boys were pups and teenagers, they were skinny. my preference for baby animals is Chunky, it just seems healthier to me for some reason, so i would go through bouts of concern and feed them extras. never worked so i just accepted it. i realized the other day that now they are grown they (waka and cookie) have padding over their bones now. that makes me happy. bear's always been stocky, now he's like a pomeranian sized brick shithouse and holding him feels like cradling a bowling ball

                            he's all manly and shiz

                            but this little guy, he's so cuddly (<3) but he can't get up (</3)

                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • food; chicken and strawberry cream cheese

                              mashed potatoes, corn bread, black eyed peas and green tomato relish. look, i'm southern. southern food happens sometimes. and it was all in a bowl instead of a plate

                              more mashed potatoes, corn bread, butter, green tomato relish

                              skim milk, diet dr pepper, water, diet dr pepper, water

                              i was worried, earlier, if i shouldn't update meals more frequently because unless i take special note of something it floats out of my memory and i'm trying to half ass some personal responsibility here, but i'm doing okay so far

                              squats did again, i definitely feel it more on one leg and i like that. i recognize i will have muscle imbalance if i keep this up, but front work will come at another time

                              stair squats still confuse the boys. 'hey what're you doin?! let me get your face! ... no wait come back! oh hey what're you doin?! let me get your face!'

                              upper back muscle on the left is unhappy. this is new as it's usually a right side muscle.

                              down 4 lbs. if onleh fat was dropped as quickly as watah.

                              i'm having issues where i don't want to spend my money again, only worse because now i'm reluctant to pay the bills even. i should get on that before i have to pay the 2 buck late fee and/or get shut off as well as miss a sibling's birthday gift buying window

                              i would like it if my mental problems would manifest in more helpful manners
                              beautiful
                              yeah you are

                              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                              lol

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                              • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                                food; chicken and strawberry cream cheese

                                mashed potatoes, corn bread, black eyed peas and green tomato relish. look, i'm southern. southern food happens sometimes. and it was all in a bowl instead of a plate

                                more mashed potatoes, corn bread, butter, green tomato relish

                                skim milk, diet dr pepper, water, diet dr pepper, water

                                i was worried, earlier, if i shouldn't update meals more frequently because unless i take special note of something it floats out of my memory and i'm trying to half ass some personal responsibility here, but i'm doing okay so far

                                squats did again, i definitely feel it more on one leg and i like that. i recognize i will have muscle imbalance if i keep this up, but front work will come at another time

                                stair squats still confuse the boys. 'hey what're you doin?! let me get your face! ... no wait come back! oh hey what're you doin?! let me get your face!'

                                upper back muscle on the left is unhappy. this is new as it's usually a right side muscle.

                                down 4 lbs. if onleh fat was dropped as quickly as watah.

                                i'm having issues where i don't want to spend my money again, only worse because now i'm reluctant to pay the bills even. i should get on that before i have to pay the 2 buck late fee and/or get shut off as well as miss a sibling's birthday gift buying window

                                i would like it if my mental problems would manifest in more helpful manners
                                interesting food choices.... and being southern, I get it.. southern comfort food is the bomb!

                                good on ya for the squats!

                                Bill paying sux..... and I'm lazy and usually pay them late.... so I put them all on an automatic bill payer through my bank... now the only stress I have is making sure there is money in the account....

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