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  • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
    Women have rights?!?!?

    I've been watching the goings-on in Texas with my jaw (very gracefully) dropped.
    if you're a woman, expect to have entitled old men and entitled religious folk be shoulder deep in your lady parts as they try to work you like a puppet

    you're lucky you're a panda, all they'll do to you is make you watch porn so you'll maybe make babies

    Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
    Where is bloodorchid, by the way? BLOODORCHID! I know you're not sleeping. You're like the Eye of Sauron.

    I mean it in a nice way.
    you say the sweetest things
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    • Where is this panda porn?
      "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

      B*tch-lite

      Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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      • Ok, I'm a little late to the party, but I wanted to show up with my hammer for prying out the nails the douches have been hammering in over the years. Anybody else want to join in? Later, we can use the hammers when we go douche-hunting.

        Just a random thought if this happens to come up again in the future: Turn to him and say in your sweetest, kindest, sugeriest voice "You are such a good father to be teaching your child these things at such a young age!"

        (Also, not really following the Texas thing, but I love the bumpersticker- Mind your own uterus.)
        http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

        Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

        And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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        • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
          Where is this panda porn?
          Good grief, I'm already not wearing any pants in my avatar!
          JOIN THE PANDA SHOW!!! Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and PANDALOONERY!

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          • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
            Good grief, I'm already not wearing any pants in my avatar!
            But but... I don't see any nasty bits. I'm going to google "panda penis" and see if I can find one. Maybe vaginas also.
            "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

            B*tch-lite

            Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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            • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
              But but... I don't see any nasty bits.
              because all his bits are nice and fabulous and wonderful of course.

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              • But maybe it's because of this: Attenborough: Extinction threatens pandas because of their ¼ inch tiddlers | The Sun |News|Green

                Panda, if you're male, my apologies for exposing your secret.

                Okay, this is only a still shot, but we're getting closer to panda porn:

                "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                B*tch-lite

                Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                • Well...

                  That just seems a but unsatisfactory doesn't it.
                  “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                  ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                  And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                  • iiiiii sawwwww HORSES TODAY

                    and panda porn ^

                    BUT I GOT TO RUB A BABY HORSE'S SOFT HAIRY NOSE AND I DUG IT. one of his eye's is blue. all the hairs growing out of his snout were sporadic and 4 inches long. he is a cute little goober.

                    but then i got sick driving home. i haven't puked yet. the dogs went nuts over smelling horse stuff on my shoes. every time i passed out with my face on a towel just in case i'd wake up feeling better. then i'd move and was sure eminent puking would happen. it hasn't yet. i finally ate food and i'm not sure yet if i regret it or not. i'll find out.

                    and bob's burgers is so weird and i like that too

                    but i really want those horses. COME BE MY BIG GENTLE PUSHY NUZZLY ANIMAL!

                    yeah i still don't know if i regret it or not
                    beautiful
                    yeah you are

                    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                    lol

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                    • i don't know what's wrong with me but it seems to be easing up. stomach is sore like i spent the night puking, but i didn't. i've eaten some food, leftover steak and squash from the other day, i dumped some steak sauce on the steak but i feel okay so far.

                      and from tossing out ideas on another thread, i'm in the mood for yogurt and honey, fruit salad with avocado, cottage cgeese and chocolate avocado pudding.

                      and this is my new favorite song



                      from my symptoms i have captain tripps. near puking and sinus headache yesterday and now i'm constantly coughing and sniffling. and i'm worn out apparently because i almost spelled coughing a coffing. surprisingly enough, i did very well in school!

                      but long story even longer, i felt horrible yesterday and slightly less so now

                      baaaaaay *cough cough* *body drag body drag* come love meeeeeeeeeeee

                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • I love watch eyes on horses! Isn't it the coolest thing! You know- a blue eye means he can see the spirit world out of that eye

                        Hope the illness continues to abate- preferably faster, since it still sounds pretty yucky
                        http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

                        Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

                        And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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                        • he was all laid back and chill, as wise ones are wont to be *nodding*

                          he stuck his nose through the fence and was all 'hey. sup? rub my face.' and i obliged. i kinda want to go steal him. a relative owns him so i'm sure no charges will be pressed.. for a while..

                          and it IS yucky, it IS O.O i am super pathetic, but bay is denying me his cuddling love by not driving hours just to lay in my sick bed with me. perversely i do want to reread the stand, be all 'i know that feel' when the people are captain tripping all over the place
                          beautiful
                          yeah you are

                          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                          lol

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                          • Feel better, baby.
                            "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                            B*tch-lite

                            Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                            • yes ma'am
                              beautiful
                              yeah you are

                              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                              lol

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                              • eeeeeeeears





                                waggly little tail



                                i miss puppy breath
                                beautiful
                                yeah you are

                                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                                lol

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