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  • So many hugs for you...
    ... and some foxies.


    And a beautiful new fur chirren husband and I are considering adopting.
    You gets to see his face first.
    Enzo - S.H.A.R.E | S.H.A.R.E
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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    • I hope you can get him, that kind of happy face should be experienced frequently and in person

      thank you for foxes and hugs, i like both of those things
      beautiful
      yeah you are

      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
      lol

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      • Maybe if you can see this after sunset, it will make you feel better.

        The CELESTIAL Convergence: SIGNS IN THE HEAVENS: Celestial Convergence - Planetary Alignment Of Venus, Jupiter Any Mercury Converges In A Grand Conjunction With The Penumbral Lunar Eclipse & Supermoon!
        "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

        B*tch-lite

        Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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        • Wait, it said "a grand conjunction" and all I can think is...

          “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
          ~Friedrich Nietzsche
          And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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          • I just want to pop that thing in the middle of its head. LOL
            "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

            B*tch-lite

            Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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            • making me think of cyst popping vids i've watched after i just ate is evil. if i puke, you're holding my hair

              and i can't see nothin i'm surrounded by all the trees. but i do have a lovely view of several big satellites. when they first went up i wondered what manner of ufo they were, because they'd be stationary for a few hours then ease down or up or to the side, then back to the start. and then it hit me, and i felt like an air head

              i tried to make nonsandwich cuban sandwiches, but it was just kinda.. there

              i felt better in the head so i decluttered a little while. i started to get overwhelmed and stopped.

              have been sleepy but i stayed up all night anyway

              waka's getting long flowing locks, so i've dubbed him my little fairydog. who's also a bit neurotic. and a bit of an asshole to his brothers. but that's all part of his charm, and i find him to be very charming.

              i sort of wish cookie and bear had silky hair like waka, then i could luxuriate in what would feel like a bunny fur blanket of dog cuddling
              beautiful
              yeah you are

              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
              lol

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              • i don't know what this is but i love it already



                annnnnd...

                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • I don't know if the Slob Sisters still exist, but they used to recommend a 27 thing fling. Sometimes if you can't get organized, just throwing 27 things in the garbage is a start. It can also be maintenance if you're as pack ratty as I am.
                  "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                  B*tch-lite

                  Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                  • i think they evolved into the flylady and her cohorts. i should fling things more often, but sometimes i have trouble letting go of things. i inherited every crazy gene in my family, which includes hoarding tendencies. i would punch myself in the face if i ever thought i should hang on to bottles of pee 'just in case' though

                    or own bottles of pee at all
                    beautiful
                    yeah you are

                    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                    lol

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                    • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                      i think they evolved into the flylady and her cohorts. i should fling things more often, but sometimes i have trouble letting go of things. i inherited every crazy gene in my family, which includes hoarding tendencies. i would punch myself in the face if i ever thought i should hang on to bottles of pee 'just in case' though

                      or own bottles of pee at all
                      That made me laugh enough that I had to get up to go pee. Not in a bottle though. With an aging population, we may need more acronyms for laughing.

                      LSHIAPMP - laughed so hard I almost peed my pants.
                      FMDLMAO - filled my Depends laughing my ass off. (Hey, we're all going to 90 someday.)
                      "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                      B*tch-lite

                      Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                      • Just as an FYI I read your whole journal and you are wildly entertaining and relatable.

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                        • for you, heregoes, for saying nice things, a quote;

                          Scott Evil: I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!
                          Dr. Evil: Scott, that hurts daddy when you say that. Honestly.


                          also!

                          Dr. Evil: The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
                          beautiful
                          yeah you are

                          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                          lol

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                          • bless you puppy



                            the gods answered my joking calls for male cats to pee-ward the mice away. i couldn't find any electronic mice shooers yesterday, but last night whilst piddling around at the homestead i saw an orange tom's balls outside the door. i think 'what the..' then it sprayed the glass

                            i mean yeah, i wrote about wanting a tom to pee around the house but that was just disrespectful

                            the poison tray was untouched though, so i can't get too offended by tomcat ass

                            also, there is literally nothing bear will not eat. bananas? yes. jalapenos? yes. and now cherries? yes. he is officially a black hole on feet, nothing is safe

                            i've been dealing with a lot of feels, and come to an understanding with myself about some of them. after the understanding phase is over, it will be 'what do i do about it' then 'where is the motivation'
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • Cats rock. You really don't even need an intact one to do the trick. My neighbor claims he never had a mouse issue until my fixed boy kitty died.

                              If I ever get a normal job with a steady income again, I'm thinking one of each - a small/medium dog and a cat. What do they say about the difference in temperament? Something like: A dog thinks, "this being feeds me, she must be a god." A cat thinks, "this being feeds me, I must be a god." I like both of those.
                              "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                              B*tch-lite

                              Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                              • i think me setting up bird feeders lured them in. first one i saw was a long haired black cat in march, then a short haired black one trying to stalk birds a few weeks ago and now the orange tom pranced over to pee on everything

                                i was a cat person before i was a dog person. if i only had one pup i'd be tempted to have one of each, and if i was lucky i'd have a shoulder cat

                                i've always liked those
                                beautiful
                                yeah you are

                                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                                lol

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