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  • it's an itty bitty hybrid no-smell i got it as part of a 3 pack, because the others were yellow and pink and he's the only winter survivor

    and so nice of you to note that they're cute i agree completely
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    • Beautiful flowers and adorable woofers - best journal ever!
      "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

      B*tch-lite

      Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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      • thanks

        this page this video was on had my emotions already in the comments



        while i was watching the video, with the vulture reporters and then the poor dog's nose and no one helping the poor lady save her dog


        and then i put myself in her position..


        to say i'm attached to my boys is an understatement

        my back, head and stomach have been hurting all day. i got in bed around 5 and stayed there til around 9.30. cookie helpfully offered himself for petting for most of that time, and i'm sure the others would have too if i loved them enough to make them a dog step up the bed

        i'm pretty tired. i had my emotional breakdown yesterday and last night and i guess today the gathering of the pieces begins again, and i'm exhausted. i'm still not happy but i'm not calling myself bad things

        my birthday box is coming in tomorrow and i already have buyer's remorse on some of it. in my defense, i did give myself time to decide what i wanted. i'm just real tired and trying to find my can, it turned into can't for a little while

        gramma's punkin pie filling helps a little. if my feels and the taste were objects, it would be camera flashes in a dark room

        and i think i should wear makeup more often, just to look like this

        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

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        • holycrap thats alot of work...... I'm glad all I have to do is shave my face to be gorgeous! lol j/k (about being gorgeous.... I do have to shave every 3 or 4 days)

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          • I should not have watched that clip at work. [[sniffle]] Those Tennant-feels GIFs are so accurate. I would have that kind of response about my kitty. She is our fur-child. I never thought I could feel so strongly about a cat before, but now I want a tattoo of her. I hope I don't have too much human children someday or I won't have space for their tattoos. I think they might be mad if I kept it a cat-exclusive right
            Depression Lies

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            • Originally posted by ssn679doc View Post
              holycrap thats alot of work...... I'm glad all I have to do is shave my face to be gorgeous! lol j/k (about being gorgeous.... I do have to shave every 3 or 4 days)
              I took a look at my armpits today, and really, it's not 1975 - I need to take a razor to those damn things. Looks like I'm housing ferrets. And that's not the only "garden" of mine that needs tending.
              "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

              B*tch-lite

              Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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              • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
                I took a look at my armpits today, and really, it's not 1975 - I need to take a razor to those damn things. Looks like I'm housing ferrets. And that's not the only "garden" of mine that needs tending.

                My arm pits have managed to keep pretty neat lately some how... I'm not sure what is going on.




                *pppsssssttttt........ but i can feel the breeze in my leg hairs..... giggle.

                Ahhh, I must be feeling apologetic about ^^that^^.
                “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                • Originally posted by ssn679doc View Post
                  holycrap thats alot of work...... I'm glad all I have to do is shave my face to be gorgeous! lol j/k (about being gorgeous.... I do have to shave every 3 or 4 days)
                  being a girl is hard work indeed

                  Originally posted by namelesswonder View Post
                  I should not have watched that clip at work. [[sniffle]] Those Tennant-feels GIFs are so accurate. I would have that kind of response about my kitty. She is our fur-child. I never thought I could feel so strongly about a cat before, but now I want a tattoo of her. I hope I don't have too much human children someday or I won't have space for their tattoos. I think they might be mad if I kept it a cat-exclusive right
                  if you make it a full body tat they won't be able to get angry, because there's no room to squish their precious little faces in and it just shows you love them TOO MUCH to get bad tats of them

                  Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
                  I took a look at my armpits today, and really, it's not 1975 - I need to take a razor to those damn things. Looks like I'm housing ferrets. And that's not the only "garden" of mine that needs tending.
                  Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                  My arm pits have managed to keep pretty neat lately some how... I'm not sure what is going on.




                  *pppsssssttttt........ but i can feel the breeze in my leg hairs..... giggle.

                  Ahhh, I must be feeling apologetic about ^^that^^.
                  dude i would become a hairy hippie no problem just out of sheer laziness
                  beautiful
                  yeah you are

                  Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                  lol

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                  • my self bought birthday box arrived, and i love urrthing. URRTHING.

                    i want to rub my face all over everything

                    squee

                    my stomach is still unhappy. i'm sleepy, which is a good thing. i cuddled with waka a while and he repaid my loves by puking up a leaf he'd eaten outside.... thank god they aren't children, who spray puke everywhere when sick

                    the smell and flies were dramatically decreased at the homestead. i was being peaceful, then my aunt's dogs found me and made loud big-dog-mouth sounds which disturbed my bird-twittering peace. i noted that the dumb one, in addition to having cheeks that flobble and hang and smoosh and drag, has teeth that are decidedly crooked. so, up close, his face cracks me up

                    yes i got this, and yes it's gorgeouser than the internet told me
                    The Aqualillies for Tarte Amazonian Clay Waterproof Eye and Cheek Palette Is Making a Splash With Me » Makeup and Beauty Blog
                    beautiful
                    yeah you are

                    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                    lol

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                    • welp, i weedeated a while. 1, i'm covered in grass bits despite spraying and wiping myself off and 2, a stick jabbed itself under the skin on my foot. it was not pleasant. so i cried to bay

                      i remembered i put chicken wings in the fridge to thaw for the boys so they got raw foods. they really like their freeze dried raw treats, and after reading over the ingredients multiple times i am well content with them also

                      breakfast was eggs and tomato slices and vitamins, lunch is gluten free bunned burger and happy dog scritches

                      i'm still wiping off grass bits, yo..

                      and after poking and prodding and dabbing and rubbing all my new stuff, buyer's remorse is gone. i wanted to transition to more natural products for my face a nd eyes. i guess i graduated makeup home school, now it's on to Fancy Application U
                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • so half a steak and half a cantaloupe and about a bowl of rice flour mac and a glass of milk and a glass of v8 fruit blend and holy hell i'm full. holy hell.

                        i laid on the floor while talking to a sister and nieces. the boys get excited when i do that, not just excited but OH MY GOD THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MOMENT OF MY LIFE excited. i figured i was safe fielding off face licks, they were running around on and around me. i let my guard down and cookie flopped on his back between my hands. i wasn't really paying attention til i felt something weird, looked down and saw his entire face hidden in my cleavage with only his nose showing. he was licking my chest. i lol'd at his nose.

                        bugs have bitten me all over and i'm uncomfortable

                        holy hell i am so full..

                        bay took over the squat challenge for me, he said he's gonna have so much butt for me to grab. i said i wanted a butt for him to grab too he said i have just enough butt for him

                        he's a sweet guy. seriously. i'm still not used to his compliments, sometimes i'll tell him to tell me all the good things about me to hear the nice things
                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • i'm taking the blasphemer's road and having meat and fruit

                          all the good feels are in my stomach right now

                          i don't know what bit my hand and woke me up with the burning yesterday, but it looks like a giant diseased hill of little water balloons. i hate biting bugs. i'm going to buy 10 bat houses and send out flyers that say 'rent-free housing' then cheer quietly as they feast.
                          beautiful
                          yeah you are

                          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                          lol

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                          • *Whew* All caught up. Another May baby! Happy Birth . . . Month!

                            The ups and downs suck hard- but at least you're on an up right now
                            http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

                            Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

                            And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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                            • and now it looks like a man nipple. having a nipple on your hand is weird.

                              i realized that my bug bites are a combination of bites and grass juice splatter irritation. i'm so itchy.

                              ....le gasp!... i have benadryl! guess what drugs i'm taking tonight!



                              as much as i pet and brush my boys, one of them still managed to hide a tick til it fell off on its own. next thing you know they'll be doing the marijuana and skrillex

                              i can't tell if i'm in a decent mood today or faking it. or if i was in a decent mood until i lay down a while then got up and my whole back area was stiff and then started faking a decent mood. because i'm still not used to crippledom even though it's been snowballing for ages

                              and dammit i'm not patient enough for yoga. stop telling me to do it, fellow cripples

                              my third nipple itches
                              beautiful
                              yeah you are

                              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                              lol

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                              • I'm pretty sure skrillex generally calls for something a little wilder than just teh marijuana.

                                Although... I skrillex clean. Woot!
                                “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                                ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                                And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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