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  • for my birthday, everybody get drunk right now!



    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
      for my birthday, everybody get drunk right now!
      Wooo hooo! Party on!

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      • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
        birthdays are weird for me.

        yeah i've been to therapy several times, it never took
        Oh, honey, ain't that the truth.
        I like badgers, books and booze, more or less in that order.

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        • i am officially 32

          wheeeeeee

          i'm making me birthday food. pot roast and gluten free lobster mac (yes i bought my very first lobster tails. here's to not fcking it up) and cheesecake

          i discovered i could make cheesecake when bay visited. i asked if it tasted right and he said 'you did it' so i said something meaningful like 'EVERYBODY CAN SUCK IT CAUSE I MADE CHEESECAKE'

          bay texted me a happy birthday and i replied 'where's my present!'

          that's love right there

          beautiful
          yeah you are

          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
          lol

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          • Happy birthday! I hope it is a good one

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            • where's my present!
              beautiful
              yeah you are

              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
              lol

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              • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                where's my present!
                sorry, I am not here to give out gifts, only birthday spankings. :P

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                • http://towleroad.typepad.com/.a/6a00...bf1d970c-800wi
                  I'm not sure what he's trying to say, but that's your gift.

                  Can't find a proper GIF to imbed for you .
                  Last edited by namelesswonder; 05-16-2013, 10:51 AM.
                  Depression Lies

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                  • but how can i be shallow and materialistic then?
                    beautiful
                    yeah you are

                    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                    lol

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                    • Originally posted by namelesswonder View Post
                      http://towleroad.typepad.com/.a/6a00...bf1d970c-800wi
                      I'm not sure what he's trying to say, but that's your gift.
                      haha that's pretty cute
                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                        but how can i be shallow and materialistic then?

                        This is 'Merica. You don't need a birthday for that.

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                        • Originally posted by canio6 View Post
                          This is 'Merica. You don't need a birthday for that.
                          i feel so patriotic now

                          beautiful
                          yeah you are

                          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                          lol

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                          • Birfdays! F*k yeah!!!
                            Last edited by cori93437; 05-16-2013, 11:38 AM.
                            “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                            ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                            And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                            • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                              i am officially 32

                              wheeeeeee

                              i'm making me birthday food. pot roast and gluten free lobster mac (yes i bought my very first lobster tails. here's to not fcking it up) and cheesecake

                              i discovered i could make cheesecake when bay visited. i asked if it tasted right and he said 'you did it' so i said something meaningful like 'EVERYBODY CAN SUCK IT CAUSE I MADE CHEESECAKE'

                              bay texted me a happy birthday and i replied 'where's my present!'

                              that's love right there
                              Happy birfusday!

                              Happy cheesecake/lobster celebration! (If you can boil water, you can cook lobster...)

                              I din't get you a present cuz I'm a selfish materialistic bastage....

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                              • thank yew
                                beautiful
                                yeah you are

                                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                                lol

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