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  • the great googly eyed goodness's's name is potoo *all wise all knowing nod*

    your dog is brave, putting up with shaves. mine are leery of scissors. i pick it up and ZOOM head turns 'what's that what's it do why are you putting it close to me why is it touching me i'm not sure i like this but i love you so i will suffer through it oh look the brush again happypantpantpant'

    and i'm pretty sure if bay'd been here longer they'd love him more too

    i bet it's a guy thing

    a dumb guy thing
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    • i bow to your ninja-quick google skills
      beautiful
      yeah you are

      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
      lol

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      • I don't think there are majestic babies of any species. My guess is that their silly countenance is a survival adaptation so adults all go, "aww," and don't kill them when they wake us in the middle of the night.
        "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

        B*tch-lite

        Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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        • if you saw that last face looking at you while you were choking it, could you keep choking it?

          dat face

          dem eyes
          beautiful
          yeah you are

          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
          lol

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          • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
            a majestic creature indeed. i'm pretty in love with his derpy little face.


            Sorry, but this bird looks like it got goosed with something big and hard...

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            • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
              Also.
              I shaved my Schnau today. Pretty much naked.
              I'm trying to keep a clean mind here.... trying.... trying.......... trying................... fail...

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              • Originally posted by ssn679doc View Post
                I'm trying to keep a clean mind here.... trying.... trying.......... trying................... fail...
                Well, like I said... I did leave a little beard.
                You know, for dignity.
                “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                  Well, like I said... I did leave a little beard.
                  You know, for dignity.
                  OK... YOU ARE NOT HELPING!!!!! lol

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                  • .....sorry Gwamma is having a huggy sort of a morning................
                    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

                    ...small steps....

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                    • hugs for everybody and everything



                      i blinked and my nails grew again

                      i had a tomato and mayo sandwich while hanging out with mom. but i had sketti squash alfredo for supper. it all cancels out!!1!

                      i told her about the failed 30 days of squats and she said i should have done 1 squat for 50 days. i frustrate me in my inabilities.

                      i'm trying to bypass my current anger inducing pains by thinking about all the rosebuds and lavender buds and reinvigorated fox glove i bought. the peppermint is finally growing big kid leaves. the sweet mint that died off in the cold spells is growing new leaves on a new shoot. my big rose plant has at least 22 buds, the small one has 4, but they're so heavy they're dragging the limbs. and smell beautiful.

                      waka likes pruning the stevia with his face. i was okay with it til i saw he was just ripping off leaves. 'you're not even eating it!'

                      *head tilt* *other head tilt* *tail wags*

                      rt 44 half sweet teas are good and handy

                      i should never assume 2 days of rain is plenty of water for a plant. the foxglove was sitting away from the rest of my stuff. i walked by, noticed it was uber wilty, said 'what's wrong with you?', and soaked the bejeez out of it. next day it leeves a-gain. moral of story is don't trust a rain.

                      i want to buy me nice things, but nothing looks good enough to buy.
                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • i blinked and my nails grew again
                        Ack, mine are like that also. I usually notice when I start hitting the number keys when I'm typing.

                        i had a tomato and mayo sandwich while hanging out with mom. but i had sketti squash alfredo for supper. it all cancels out!!1!
                        Yumm! Tomato and mayo is a childhood fave of mine. Juicy and squishy. Now I'm having a craving. LOL

                        i should never assume 2 days of rain is plenty of water for a plant. the foxglove was sitting away from the rest of my stuff. i walked by, noticed it was uber wilty, said 'what's wrong with you?', and soaked the bejeez out of it. next day it leeves a-gain. moral of story is don't trust a rain.
                        I pretty much suck at growing things, but I currently have some thriving Lucky Bamboo. They seem to thrive on benign neglect. Recently with the weather warming and me just watering them a little more, they've had a growth spurt. I'm going to have to put them in something else before they tip over the tiny pot they came in.

                        i want to buy me nice things, but nothing looks good enough to buy.
                        I hate when that happens.
                        "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                        B*tch-lite

                        Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                        • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
                          Ack, mine are like that also. I usually notice when I start hitting the number keys when I'm typing.

                          i looked down at my hand and went 'holy crap'

                          Yumm! Tomato and mayo is a childhood fave of mine. Juicy and squishy. Now I'm having a craving. LOL

                          it was so much better than the alfredo :|

                          I pretty much suck at growing things, but I currently have some thriving Lucky Bamboo. They seem to thrive on benign neglect. Recently with the weather warming and me just watering them a little more, they've had a growth spurt. I'm going to have to put them in something else before they tip over the tiny pot they came in.

                          i've had one since 07, it's gotten tallish but not as much as i'd have thought after all this time. maybe i should stick it by a window and see if it explodes... hmmface...

                          I hate when that happens.
                          that totally sounded like a first world problem didn't it? i was having a pity party moment
                          beautiful
                          yeah you are

                          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                          lol

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                          • i still don't know what i want for my birthday.

                            'why do people bother arguing with loons?' because i'm right, dammit

                            i played in dirt more, the results are nice. lavender in a bigger home, foxglove in a bigger home, some weirdly amazing succulent in a new home because my life would have been incomplete if i hadn't gotten it

                            i have faced the self realization that i am depressed again

                            i wanted chinese but i settled for some eggs and oats

                            birthdays are weird for me. i spend the days leading up to it sad and hoping someone makes a fuss (via a conglomeration of tangled reasonings, i feel like a sad neglected puppy) and then the day arrives and family says 'happy birthday!' and i feel loved again

                            yeah i've been to therapy several times, it never took
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • yeah i've been to therapy several times, it never took
                              This is why so many of us self-medicate.
                              "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                              B*tch-lite

                              Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                              • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                                i still don't know what i want for my birthday.

                                birthdays are weird for me. i spend the days leading up to it sad and hoping someone makes a fuss (via a conglomeration of tangled reasonings, i feel like a sad neglected puppy) and then the day arrives and family says 'happy birthday!' and i feel loved again

                                yeah i've been to therapy several times, it never took

                                Hmmm... methinks an online birthday suareeeee is in order.....

                                thereapy? keep coming back... it works if you work it.... Is that Step 10 or 11? <scratches head thoughtfully>

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