while grocery getting, i was fortunate (hur dur) enough to witness an in-store demonstration of knives cutting into hammers by a walking talking infomercial
why did i do this when i'm not interesting in buying knives? because he gave me a free one
*head tilt one way* *head tilt the other way* sharp? free? i'm in
the lady in front of me was disturbingly excited to watch the knife cut into things. like.. i thought she was going to take pictures. and she called someone. weirdo. 'IT'S LIKE MAGIC I'M SO UHCITED'
and i'm gonna try the whole 'cook massive foods to freeze and eat over time' since i hate doing things like that, cause i'm duhm. so i'm gonna be a responsible adult, and responsibly cook ahead so i only have to take a container out of the freezer when i'm staring in the fridge looking for inspiration