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  • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
    And unless you are sure how they're raised, well, it's despicable. Worse than CAFO cows and pigs.

    Are you looking online or at grocery stores? We sometimes have them here, and LA and TN are sorta cultural bros.
    i saw em on us wellness. redamndiculous, yo. but they had lard and hearts i'm interested in that *cultural brofists*

    if i give you 5 dollars, would you be interested in raising my rabbits for my consumption and deal with all the hassles involved?

    while grocery getting, i was fortunate (hur dur) enough to witness an in-store demonstration of knives cutting into hammers by a walking talking infomercial

    why did i do this when i'm not interesting in buying knives? because he gave me a free one

    *head tilt one way* *head tilt the other way* sharp? free? i'm in

    YAAAAAAAAAY

    the lady in front of me was disturbingly excited to watch the knife cut into things. like.. i thought she was going to take pictures. and she called someone. weirdo. 'IT'S LIKE MAGIC I'M SO UHCITED'

    and i'm gonna try the whole 'cook massive foods to freeze and eat over time' since i hate doing things like that, cause i'm duhm. so i'm gonna be a responsible adult, and responsibly cook ahead so i only have to take a container out of the freezer when i'm staring in the fridge looking for inspiration
    Last edited by bloodorchid; 05-10-2013, 11:54 AM.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
      if i give you 5 dollars, would you be interested in raising my rabbits for my consumption and deal with all the hassles involved?
      Sure, but the delivery fee would be hellacious!

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      • and this



        is nice

        and back is singing. screamo death metal. phase 1 of pil addiction has begun

        and cooking ahead is reaping me benefits already



        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

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        • Free anything is good (if not needed, can always be gifted LOL). Free knife - lovely.

          Is that a fox digging for treats? I was speaking to my young neighbor about how screwed her generation is because of the economy. She went to good schools (USC and Columbia), has a couple of Masters degrees, and while she does have a job, probably 20 years ago, she'd already be making good bucks and have a title other than lackey.

          *cultural brofists* back
          "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

          B*tch-lite

          Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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          • delurking to salute you xx
            I like badgers, books and booze, more or less in that order.

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            • i think he is digging for treats, maybe digging is instinctual in foxies or maybe it's a trick the owner is indulging in. which if it is just indulgence, i disapprove. my boys dig at my legs like they when they get overly excited and it does not feel good

              one day they're gonna make me mad enough to buy them girly pink dog booties

              humiliation

              Originally posted by badgergirl View Post
              delurking to salute you xx
              hello you

              i've already missed a day of 30 squats, but in my defense my back muscles were pinging and jerking. but i did run a vac on gramma's floor while visiting.

              she's having a dude clean up around the homestead while he cleans up around the rest of the ginormous property. and it's nice. and i was like 'you want some money for that?' and she was all like 'naw son ima spend my money'

              and she was telling a story about some doofus we both know who lost a bet, but didn't vocally acknowledge she won it. she said 'when i'm right i want everybody to know i'm right!' hahaha good to know i come by that trait honest

              food the last day or 2 has been on track til a mishap with fried fish gramma sent home with me. and tomorrow she's making definitely not primal approved food for my early birthday. i'm afraid.

              but i discovered PUMPKIN BUTTER at the grocery store. which is essentially pumpkin pie in a jar minus the pie aspects. but a spoonful mixed in a bowl of yogurt is real damn yummy

              the oregano seeds i planted sprouted a month ago but haven't grown. it's like time is standing still in the container.
              beautiful
              yeah you are

              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
              lol

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              • If I could save time in a container...
                "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                B*tch-lite

                Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                • The first thing that I'd like to doooo
                  Is to save every day
                  Till Eternity passes away
                  Just to spend them with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

                  gramma food damage was minimal. for some reason a black cat is hanging out around the homestead. like, look cat. you can maddog face me all you want, unless you're gonna chase off the squirrels AND ONLY the squirrels, stfu and gtfo because i'm done being nice and welcoming to strange animals

                  stupid cat.. lookin at ME like I'M the one trespassing..

                  he was the one sitting in the road while i was driving!

                  and dot, if you would stop freezing up while im trying to grind points it'd be great
                  beautiful
                  yeah you are

                  Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                  lol

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                  • but there never seems to be enough time
                    to do the things that I wanna do .....................
                    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

                    ...small steps....

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                    • this is definitely something i wanna do

                      How to Grow Your Own Crystal Geodes – Cool Science Experiment for Kids

                      i feel.. pretty bad today. i woke up with my torso creaking and stiff and in need of oiling. after a while of gimping i took a p ill. now i'm woozy and tired.

                      i had entirely too much ham for breakfast and tea for lunch

                      i played with dirt and flowers

                      i should brush the dogs and finish trimming bear

                      and bay said i couldn't have one of these because it was ugly

                      he's not ugly, he's wonderful

                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post

                        he's not ugly, he's wonderful

                        Yes, he's adorable to the max.

                        Sorry your body isn't feeling good.
                        "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                        B*tch-lite

                        Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                        • Your bay is wrong... Soooooooo wrong.

                          That thing is FABULOUS!
                          “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                          ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                          And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                          • a majestic creature indeed. i'm pretty in love with his derpy little face.







                            i still feel bad but i spent about an hour on bear with a comb and thinning shears. he was happy for the most part til i had to comb and trim his butt, but he looks much more summery. tomorrow is cookie's turn :| he escaped a billion times and picked up a billion nettley pods

                            they're in love with the crumbly treats

                            i finally read a book

                            it was a good book but my inner bookworm is still comatose

                            hormonal rollercoaster is still happening

                            mario batalli alfredo sauce was at the store and there was nary a soybean oil to be found in the ingredients so i got some. it tastes like real food.
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                              a majestic creature indeed. i'm pretty in love with his derpy little face.




                              i still feel bad but i spent about an hour on bear with a comb and thinning shears. he was happy for the most part til i had to comb and trim his butt, but he looks much more summery. tomorrow is cookie's turn :| he escaped a billion times and picked up a billion nettley pods
                              Majestic!
                              *giggle*

                              Ok, dose the great googly eyed goodness have a name? I neeeeeeed to know.
                              Puuuhweees.


                              Also.
                              I shaved my Schnau today. Pretty much naked.
                              Ahh the indignity of the summer cut!
                              He is still pouting about it...
                              And may continue to do so for several days.
                              It's OK. He doesn't really like me anyway... LOVES my husband.
                              I did however leave him his "old man hair" (beard and eyebrows)
                              I would never go so far as to take that away from him...
                              It would just be shameful!!!
                              “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                              ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                              And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                              • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post

                                Ok, dose the great googly eyed goodness have a name? I neeeeeeed to know.
                                Puuuhweees.
                                I have found that which I seek!
                                It is the Great Potoo!!!
                                “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                                ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                                And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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