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  • He got a Google doodle: 226th Birthday of John James Audubon

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    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

    B*tch-lite

    Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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    • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
      He got a Google doodle: 226th Birthday of John James Audubon

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      And what more can anyone ask than a Google doodle!
      Etta James got hers yesterday... and I spent most of the day humming.
      “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
      ~Friedrich Nietzsche
      And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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      • i've seen some weird ones, perhaps i can be recompensed for my weird yard birds

        i spent 5$ at a dollar tree. those items would have cost over 23 anywhere else. hoo ray.

        also, and i was texting bay about this, but also. i was dressed horribly. i put on comfortable clothes to shop in. a baggy tee and baggy yoga pants and i didn't know they made baggy yoga pants but they do. so needless to say, while i was feeling a bit insecure about people seeing me in baggy clothes, comfort was paramount at the time. what happens? men are polite and smiley.

        okay, cool

        and i am still rageful. it's either from discomfort or early pms or both. but i still want to punch everything in the face and have been waking up with aching teeth from clenching my jaw so hard

        food has been spotty. i cook for me, it's primal. i'm not in front of a stove, i get subway

        it's a taste disappointment, but the demon raking ragged claws over my back muscles makes me not care. it's fast, it's carbs.
        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

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        • I want to you, but I think you'll think I'm a mushy wimp.

          My name is Joanie and I am a mushy wimp.
          "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

          B*tch-lite

          Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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          • according to bay, i may or may not be mushy as well so i may or may not be able to call you a mushy wimp and not be considered a hypocrite

            so i may or may not squeeze you blue
            beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

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            • whilst perusing the wares at said dollar tree i came upon milani eyeshadows, said 'let's see what the big deal is' and picked some up for a buck each

              chalky. as. fck. i am disappoint.

              there are so many interesting shows to watch and i don't want to watch any of them. i wanna lay down, i'm tired of laying down, i wanna do something

              but i don't know what to do. so here i am again.

              i'm pretty miserable. and spilling a bad mood all over the place is always a good idea. so maybe i can do that a while.
              beautiful
              yeah you are

              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
              lol

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              • i decided to kill 2 birds with one stone tonight. spend time with the dogs and rest my back, so i layeded (lay? lie? laid? god this always throws me off) on the floor after scratching bellies, and let them belly flop on me a while

                i sort of got stuck on the floor. back is pretty dead. so i stayed there and watched family guy upside down

                i ate a lot of food today, but it was 80% veggies and 20 meat so it was good til i went by gramma's this evening and she gifted me with a most delicious punkin pie. sooo... i had a slice with milk

                the dead mice in the homestead now smell like an old, urine soaked adult diaper. i had an older relative with incontinence issues (bless the poor thing) and it smells like that. i don't even. i would actually prefer the normal rot scent.

                gramma got wind of my spray painting so she called and said she had an ornament she wanted me to paint, so i said cool and stopped by and it's not a plain solid decoration. it's a decorative statuette with lots of details that she wants painted, so i get to make it look pretty and new for some ghoul to steal off the grave it's intended for

                because people do that. steal grave decorations.

                also, i found some old ocean bottom fossils with, i believe, the animal and coral bits poking out of the broken areas. i love fossils. if you ever wanted to get me something cool, get me a gun or knife or fossil
                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • And maybe a boobie holster for the gun?



                  I'm still trying to decide how much boob is necessary to pull this off, and if I have that amount.
                  Because I certainly don't have near the amount of boobage as the model in the test shoot or the desiger/inventer.
                  “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                  ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                  And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                  • That brings a whole new meaning to the concept of a loaded bra....

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                    • i'll take 2 please

                      i keep random things in my bra when i run out of pockets (lip balm, cell phone, money ..car keys...... knives.....) so i won't have trouble remembering where the boomstick is

                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                        i'll take 2 please

                        i keep random things in my bra when i run out of pockets (lip balm, cell phone, money ..car keys...... knives.....) so i won't have trouble remembering where the boomstick is

                        lol... TSA just loves it when you come through a security check point.....

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                        • I hear cashiers especially love when someone takes a sweaty $20 bill out of a bra to pay. hahaha.
                          "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                          B*tch-lite

                          Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                          • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
                            I hear cashiers especially love when someone takes a sweaty $20 bill out of a bra to pay. hahaha.
                            Ewwwwwwwwww!

                            And also... I LOVE the new TSA procedures...
                            That walk through thing that sees shit is glorious!!!
                            It means that I don't have to be frisked/molested and treated like a terrorist by indignant and rude TSA employees everyfreakingtime I fly anymore. *happydance*

                            I know. Weird but true.
                            “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                            ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                            And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                            • ladies

                              whilst carrying money in a bra strap is not the norm, it would be below gauche to stick a bill where it will get hit with boob sweat whether you're about to spend it or not

                              it's like strippers buying breakfast with g-string cash, it simply isn't done
                              beautiful
                              yeah you are

                              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                              lol

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                              • i sat in the sun this afternoon. it was nice.

                                i watched bats swoop around low eating bugs this evening. that was nice too.

                                a group of large dogs decided to wander around the back while my boys were out, so now i have to set out land mines in case they think my small dogs look tasty in the 5 second windows of time i'm not checking on them to make sure cookie didn't escape again

                                i am really annoyed by large, free roaming packs of dogs and will have to perfect my prison guard impersonation by strolling around with a bb gun incase they come back hungry for little dog meat. or in the mood to destruct things. LOL *tail wags* I'M JUST EATING THIS PEN FOR YOU, IT'S IN THE LITTLE GUYS' WAY

                                then a trio of 'wheeeeeeeeeee's as my 3 run wild on the hunt for cat poop and raccoons

                                rosebuds abound. that helps my mood. i still want to break things as i'm still in a rage, but it's contained.

                                i washed the dirt off the to be painted future grave decor. she doesn't have a hole in her butt to jam a stick in like my painted lady does, so my choices are either paint carefully or get paint all over everything

                                option b sounds most fun

                                beautiful
                                yeah you are

                                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                                lol

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