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  • Whoa, I forgot this show has been on for 6+ seasons! He is quite a bit thinner there...and I definitely like her hair longer.
    Depression Lies

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    • out of all the seasons of that show, i've watched a grand total of 15 seconds

      and this.. i've seen it so many times in so many places, but every time is like the first time

      <3

      beautiful
      yeah you are

      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
      lol

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      • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
        are there any real boobs left in the world?

        lmfao......

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        • I think fake boobs are a little like twins or sisters.
          In the 'now' you don't even think about it, you just dive right in, but maybe later/after you think to yourself "that/those weren't quite right..."

          *don't look at me like that*
          “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
          ~Friedrich Nietzsche
          And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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          • bloodorchid, those dinosaur garden statues are wonderful!

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            "that/those weren't quite right..."
            LOL!
            "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

            B*tch-lite

            Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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            • beautiful
              yeah you are

              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
              lol

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              • That is perfection.
                “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                • why is it so hot? why am i so hot? why do sweat pants make you hot when you just want to be warm?

                  and i like this picture, mainly because i took a similar one of a previous and also beloved pet



                  squirrels have found the bird seed at my homestead. and i've decided that squirrels are stupid. mainly for the one who was sprawled crossways on the feeder with his tiny furry butt aimed in my direction. when i cleared my throat he just stared over his shoulder like he got caught fapping or something. like O.O

                  i've made it a little more comfortable at the homestead, inside anyway. the layout is so straight that i'm not sure if i can be too creative with furniture placing. the yard is still full of glass and nails and wood shards and i'm seriously thinking about just getting a quote from a yard service then setting money aside and let someone else worry about it

                  then sit on the porch like a southern belle, gracefully fanning myself and occasionally sipping a fruity alcoholic beverage with random ejaculations of 'ah dew declayuh'
                  beautiful
                  yeah you are

                  Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                  lol

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                  • l o l o lol...ol

                    beautiful
                    yeah you are

                    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                    lol

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                    • ^^^ lol!
                      "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                      B*tch-lite

                      Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                      • some days i have a mental collapse. it can last anywhere from 5 minutes to several days, it really depends on how quickly my inner tough cookie takes over.

                        i've been sleeping but i haven't felt rested so that always doesn't help. it started with some insecurity, okay that's fine no big deal, next thing i know i feel wholly unprepared, unworthy and pathetic

                        and i hate it, because a whole lot of past experience made sure the feeling of unworthiness was ingrained in the dna. i can't shrug it off as emotional bs because it's 'paht of hew i ahm', i just ignore it until it sucker punches me in the solar plexus

                        then boom, i am a pathetic human being who can't do anything. i'm disgusting, i can't do anything right, i haven't lived up to my academic potential, i am a stupid and pathetic little mouse that's terrified of life and i don't deserve the peace and happiness i finally found because i'm weak and fat and crazy

                        so, like i said, sucker punch. physically i'm standing, emotionally i'm curled over and holding my abdomen til i fall. klaxons sound, TC runs in to the pilot seat still chewing lunch and i spray paint a delightfully tacky garden ornament a homogenous satin almond white and try not to accidentally huff the fumes

                        then i had steak with a side of bacon/squash/brussels sprouts and white tea while i watched some season 1 spartacus

                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • stole this from bay

                          Last edited by bloodorchid; 04-23-2013, 01:31 PM.
                          beautiful
                          yeah you are

                          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                          lol

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                          • i was sitting on the homestead porch this afternoon watching birds and enjoying the mind-silence, after hovering over minor repair work, when i started thinking to myself that i couldn't do that forever. watch birds and be peaceable and sht for the next 50 something years. that's not productive. that won't make me a billion dollars. it's ridiculous.

                            well, i used to pray for peace and this is pretty damn peaceful so pipe the fck down, brain. why the hell can't i watch birds for 50 years? i am a grownass woman.

                            i am in a bad bad mood. back hurts, the giant hand has a handful of muscle and is twisting. all my nerves are rubbing themselves against sandpaper. i want to punch everything in the face. i can't find the perfect angry song for my mood so marilyn it is, because i like this even if it's old

                            and mice died in the walls. it's not the normal dead flesh scent, i wouldn't be that lucky. it's a sickly sweet smell that i hope dissipates soon. i found secret hoards of poison pellets in kitchen drawers so i'll need to vacuum carefully, and offer the rest of the pellets with a sweet smile to the squirrels who are eating bird seed and belly flopping on the roof at all hours. in a gift basket. with bows. and then when they lay gasping on the ground and weakly ask why, i'll say it's for startling me when i'm trying to get things done. there is no reason anywhere at any time to throw yourself against a wall and gallop across the roof sounding like the jersey devil. ass.

                            ugh. mind dump isn't helping.

                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • Kill squirrels! They freak me out. All fuzzy and cute looking, but they're just rats in uptown garb.

                              You can do whatever you please. If you want to get rich, get rich. If you want to watch birds, watch birds.

                              For you...
                              "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                              B*tch-lite

                              Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                              • Didn't Audubon get rich watching birds???? hmmmm

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