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  • i saw the one she did on bed mites (i think it was)

    when she got stabbed and went OHHHHHWUH, i side eyed her and was all 'guuuuurl, you dirty'

    and ticks are ashholes. i saw one crawling on my foot 2 days ago so i picked him up and tossed him. yesterday my ankle itched like hell and today i have a freaking 3 inch line of tick bites. i hate ticks. ticks can go to hell.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    • my broke area bones ache when i walk around

      it's annoying

      and i'm annoyed, ergo what i really want to type around the forum i'll keep to myself, however i will say this

      sell sht on your own site and stop riding coattails

      also, 'jon snuh'

      also, hormones are all over the place. damn pcos and damn me for eating wheat
      beautiful
      yeah you are

      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
      lol

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      • Yeah, she dirty... in teh best way.

        And ticks are total assholes.
        I couldn't find ticks. But I did find praying mantis porno!

        (Which I was already well versed in... )

        And spider porno!

        (Which taught me something about male spiders that might make less likely to play with them in the future... )

        And one more... because this Bee thing is priceless.
        Last edited by cori93437; 04-15-2013, 10:34 PM.
        “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
        ~Friedrich Nietzsche
        And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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        • Poor little bee dying with no penis!
          "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

          B*tch-lite

          Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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          • brienne of tarth + jaime lannister 4ever



            beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

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            • Girlfriend is awake in the wee hours. Waving from Louisiana.
              "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

              B*tch-lite

              Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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              • g'morning

                i seem to sleep 3 nights a week, and tonight is not one of those nights
                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • aw. insomnia is craptastic.
                  I like badgers, books and booze, more or less in that order.

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                  • bay says it's the blue light from the computer or tv screen

                    i say it happens whether or not i'm on the pc

                    but i did sleep when he was here so i think his pheromones are magic
                    beautiful
                    yeah you are

                    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                    lol

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                    • I'm not sure about his pheromones, but orgasms knock me out. I'm just like a man. Ditch the cuddling - I'm rolling over and going to sleep after sex. Maybe that's why you slept.

                      I've had bouts of insomnia since I was a teenager, and believe it or not, we didn't all have computers in the 1970s! And I didn't have a tv in my bedroom, so I'm not sure the blue light thing is that much of a big deal to those of us who just wake up in the middle of the night and stay up for a few hours.
                      "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                      B*tch-lite

                      Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                      • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                        bay says it's the blue light from the computer or tv screen

                        i say it happens whether or not i'm on the pc

                        but i did sleep when he was here so i think his pheromones are magic
                        methinks it was exhaustion...... related to pheremones..... but exhaustion nonetheless....

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                        • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                          brienne of tarth

                          Ohhh, do I have me a crush on Lady Brienne...

                          ... Yes. Yes, I do.
                          All 6'3" of her.


                          Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
                          I'm not sure about his pheromones, but orgasms knock me out. I'm just like a man. Ditch the cuddling - I'm rolling over and going to sleep after sex. Maybe that's why you slept.

                          I've had bouts of insomnia since I was a teenager, and believe it or not, we didn't all have computers in the 1970s! And I didn't have a tv in my bedroom, so I'm not sure the blue light thing is that much of a big deal to those of us who just wake up in the middle of the night and stay up for a few hours.
                          Have you f.lux'd (just look up f.lux )your PC? It changes the lighting color the screen gives off to yellow toned at sunset and resets it to blue tones at sunrise.
                          I still stay up too late most of the time though. *shrug*
                          But that could be because I stay on my husbands shift hours.

                          And I was a night owl as a kid too... no PC or laptop or other devices... no TV.
                          Just a radio... and a flashlight to read by until I got busted. And they all gave off yellowy light back then anyway.

                          Originally posted by ssn679doc View Post
                          methinks it was exhaustion...... related to pheremones..... but exhaustion nonetheless....
                          I think Doc's got this one! *nods*
                          “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                          ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                          And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                          • i still haven't finished the series so i'm just gonna assume that she and jaime hook up and he realizes what a dumbass cersei is

                            because lady brienne's uptight exterior is powerful magic, and she totally kicked his ass and he liked it

                            i could tell

                            and 40 cloves of garlic chicken is supper. if garlic pores don't shoo wasps away from me then nothing will. i wouldn't mind their curiosity so much if they didn't have stabbing death hanging out of their butts

                            the wisteria i thought was dead and bought a replacement for sprouted leaves so i have to dig another damn tree root filled hole. i bought bamboo reeds and fishing line so my grapes have something to trail on. i'm gonna play in the dirt cause that's (almost) always fun

                            my nails are a mile long so they may get trimmed cause i don't like dirt under my nails. the mice at the homestead are protesting their poisoning by chewing the pressed wood under the sink.

                            they're beyond pissing me off and i'm ready for them to die

                            i'm a smidgen ocd, anal and i don't like something being made dirty after i clean it

                            and bay, no sketti squash seeds or plants to buy yet
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • i want almost all of these :| now

                              Dinosaur statues dinosaur garden figures dinosaur playground dinosaur casts

                              beautiful
                              yeah you are

                              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                              lol

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                              • are there any real boobs left in the world?

                                beautiful
                                yeah you are

                                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                                lol

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