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  • No blacklight. Just crawlies. Two years ago, I moved from OR to Louisiana, and mostly stayed at Motel 6es for the drive. No crawlies. Scully (boy kitty now deceased) and I were very comfy and I never got any skin issues. I was more frightened of the hotel I'd booked in New Orleans, but we even survived that.

    Don't wash your mattress. You are okay with your own skin sloughing and dust mites (those things which eat your skin sloughing). I just don't want other peoples' crap. Which might explain why after sex, I ask people to sleep in the guest room or go home. Or maybe I'm just nuts. Either way, I'm okay with it. heh
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

    B*tch-lite

    Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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    • re mattress: use your vacuum cleaner on it every time you change your sheets and turn it four times a year.
      See, for instance: How to care for and turn a mattress. Hints and tips on bed care from - Sleepmaker: Australia's beds, bedding and mattress specialists.
      I like badgers, books and booze, more or less in that order.

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      • i think i could reliably say that my ocd would indeed drive me to vacuum the mattress one inch at a time

        'WHY IS THIS MATTRESS NOT LIGHTER? *vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*'

        and bay showed me how to squat right. stupid magazines with their inadequately squatted models. so i ignored the back and practiced some tonight, and entertained the boys 'whatcha doin? *head tilt* huh? *tail wag* *other head tilt**hop up on back feet*'

        bay helped move a mattress. and by helped, i mean he squatted down and lifted the entire thing up by one corner.

        'is this why you work out?'
        'yeah'

        so when i see someone with a delightfully bubbly set of cheeks, i'll pay attention to what they say on squats. and he was right, dammit, cause my butt cheeks and backs of thighs burned for several hours after

        i say dammit because he is a man and as such, he should never be right

        I'M KIDDING. i'm kidding. ...don't hurt me

        i've eaten terribly since he went home. so many carbs. too many carbs. i am listless and malcontent. i should make a mountain of cheesecake and watch a marathon of games of throneses
        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

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        • “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
          ~Friedrich Nietzsche
          And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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          • That image is so joyously accurate. Tyrion ftw.

            My chiropractor is having us practice squats by facing a wall, with toes touching the wall. The goal is to be able to hold just past neutral, with your quads below parallel with the floor. I can't quite get there yet, but I can hold the position for longer now. I try to hold it for 5 seconds, a few times, everytime I use the bathroom. Facing the wall helps train you not to lean over your toes, since you would have to put your face through the wall in order to do that.
            Depression Lies

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            • oh tyrion <3

              and i'll try facing a wall next time. if i whomp my nose on it, as i suspect i will, i will report back accordingly

              and i want to see this



              hermione just stole all our sht
              beautiful
              yeah you are

              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
              lol

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              • oh tyrion <3

                and i'll try facing a wall next time. if i whomp my nose on it, as i suspect i will, i will report back accordingly

                and i want to see this



                hermione just stole all our sht
                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • That exercise is in the book Enter the Kettlebell.... and it's purpose is to keep your back straight and flat when you squat, as opposed to rounding your back the way most people do when they bend over. Another trick you can do to help keep your weight over your heels is to wiggle your toes when you do squats (also mentioned in above listed book)

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                  • i kept my weight on my heels, my feet spaced right, i don't know what i was doing but he said 'hip hinge. hip hinge.'

                    like this?

                    'no, this'

                    like this?

                    'better'

                    and suddenly i felt things i never felt before in my bottom

                    if you know what i mean

                    and can i just say that i have a pan full of leftover sketti squash leftovers and i do not want any more of it? like i could freeze it, but i just do. not. want.

                    wwjd?
                    beautiful
                    yeah you are

                    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                    lol

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                    • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                      and suddenly i felt things i never felt before in my bottom

                      if you know what i mean

                      wwjd?
                      Well, I can certainly guess..... but the way my mind works, I often guess wrong....

                      wwjd? What Would Jessica Do? probably get her nails done.... and buy a new blouse or something

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                      • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                        wwjd?
                        I think J would go back and watch that trailer again. Thank you for sharing it!
                        I like badgers, books and booze, more or less in that order.

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                        • Originally posted by ssn679doc View Post
                          Well, I can certainly guess..... but the way my mind works, I often guess wrong....

                          wwjd? What Would Jessica Do? probably get her nails done.... and buy a new blouse or something
                          i think jesus would tell me to feed the starving children in africa, but i can't mail food and it not rot so i may side with jessica on this one

                          Originally posted by badgergirl View Post
                          I think J would go back and watch that trailer again. Thank you for sharing it!
                          any time, any time

                          oh bay.. i'm awake again. this sucks. and cookie keeps staring at me. wake up and entertain me.

                          making pitchers of green tea is so much easier than making it by the mug, i honestly don't know why i didn't think of it before. and i bought a stevia plant so i won't have to pay out the ass for truvia to put in said tea. and i bought mint for said tea, and peppermint because it's there so why not let's grow it and smell up the joint with nice smells and hopefully drive the squirrels and mice away like the internets says it will

                          i'm just.. ugh. pining. i guess. bay, i'm pining for you. i've gone on 3 shopping trips, and even though i'm only spending 20 bucks at a go, it's still not good. and i don't even really want the stuff.

                          YOU DID THIS TO ME, FIX IT

                          or i'm divorcing you and leaving the kids
                          beautiful
                          yeah you are

                          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                          lol

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                          • What Would Joss (Whedon) Do?

                            Put poison in it and kindly feed it to your favorite character... because he's an asshole!
                            “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                            ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                            And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                            • so i should poison the starving children in africa?

                              unconventional but.. i like it!

                              and in memoriumness, oh andrea. you were a perpetual dumbass ho









                              beautiful
                              yeah you are

                              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                              lol

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                              • you're asleep my bay, so i say here that we have sproutings in the cherry tomato container. i think tomatoes are the easiest things i've ever seen. they sprout up, they can break in half or get sunburned or dry out or break in thirds or get blasted with a flame thrower and they just keep growing

                                of course the sprouts are tiny with rounded leaves so it's possible i could have dropped other seeds in there by accident. but still. it's alive...! it's ALIVE! IT'S ALIIIIIVE!

                                my malcontentness has turned to outright aggravation. people bother me. the dogs want to run under my feet or jump all over me for pets and i want to growl at them. i pet them though. not their fault. i knew i should have sat on bay's feet. slashed his tires. hidden his car keys. something, you know?

                                i kid. mostly. it's just surprising how a week can make someone being there into 'this is all that is right and good in the world'

                                and i signed up for cronometer. i'm unsure how accurate the carb counter is. i had chili fries and string cheese sticks for supper (shut. up. don't judge me.) and it reported that 2 servings of fries and a cup of chili is about 300 carbs? wha?

                                what is this i don't even

                                but that, then glasses of green tea, then 6 eggs covered almost all my micronutrient needs? lol... ahhh good times

                                yesterday i had a buttload of raw veggies and steak, it would probably have reported that my nutrient intake was insufficient

                                i guess i'm gonna go get my swole on now
                                beautiful
                                yeah you are

                                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                                lol

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