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  • smiling - just a little bit .....................
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

    ...small steps....

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    • "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

      B*tch-lite

      Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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      • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
        Hes still here were playing app games
        So THATS what techie types call it.....

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        • he went home earlier today

          i'm full of happy that i saw him and full of sad that i can't see him through the phone

          i have all the feels again, baby

          i stuffed him full of cheesecake and took him on a short, terror filled 2 am walk one night. we watched bad movies and GoT and i shared my lip balm via kisses every day. and i love him. i love love love him. even my boys love him. yeah, waka too

          and if you've never had spaghetti squash with a full pound of ground beef and a full double pack of mushrooms, i recommend it. i used to be sparing with my sketti meat. no longer... no longer
          beautiful
          yeah you are

          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
          lol

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          • yay for sketty meat!

            yay for cheesecake!

            yay for happy!

            Aw crap for sad....

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            • this



              friggen this, man. i wanna see the show for this kind of thing alone
              beautiful
              yeah you are

              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
              lol

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              • Originally posted by ssn679doc View Post
                yay for sketty meat!

                yay for cheesecake!

                yay for happy!

                Aw crap for sad....
                the biggest crap in the world
                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • aw, sorry. Long distance sucks arse.
                  I like badgers, books and booze, more or less in that order.

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                  • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                    the biggest crap in the world
                    Saw that on Jurassic Park..... Triceratops pile....

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                    • Originally posted by badgergirl View Post
                      aw, sorry. Long distance sucks arse.
                      big time

                      Originally posted by ssn679doc View Post
                      Saw that on Jurassic Park..... Triceratops pile....
                      how do you know if an animal is sick? stick your arm in poop
                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                        big time



                        how do you know if an animal is sick? stick your arm in poop
                        Which would be why I'm not an elephant doctor..... chicken poo is much smaller, and usually doesn't have to be picked up to tell if a bird is ill..... their posture/demeaner usually is an indicator before their poo is...

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                        • Girlfriend comes up for air! So happy the visit went so well.

                          Love just about anything on spaghetti squash. Though I will admit that after avoiding fat for years, my serving covered with butter and black pepper when I was new to Primal did have a bit of a laxative effect. I never did understand the love of spaghetti pasta. Now if only there were a penne squash in nature.

                          Many kisses are a great thing.

                          Missed you and welcome back!
                          "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                          B*tch-lite

                          Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                          • thanks

                            i made more sketti squash tonight, but i couldn't finish cutting the mushrooms cause there was no my baby to talk to so i said 'pluh..' and just dumped them in the pan

                            another thing i liked about his visit, besides everything, was that i got less apathetic about food and cooked some fun things

                            i went to goodwill today. i only go when the voices in my head say 'now is a good time, get in there' and i listened and went in and found some nice antiques and vintage items. and lots of so very ugly blankets and pillows and smelly people

                            i do not care how poor you are. there is no excuse to smell that bad.

                            and no excuse to donate your worn panties. why do people donate panties and man-panties? that's how herpes get spread, browsing through sexytimes lingerie of failed relationships past

                            'look at these panties! i'll buy them and wear them! ...*5 minutes later*... how did i get gonorrhea?'
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • LMAO from "I don't care how poor you are" to the end of that post. Still chuckling.

                              I have to agree. While I love thrift stores, there are some things I just can't buy used. Panties, sheets/bedding, and mattresses. I'd rather sleep on a cheapy air bed from MalWart than inherit someone else's dust mites. Here's a fact to make you retch: the average mattress weighs more after a few years of use. Dust and dust mites. Yep, not gonna buy me a used mattress. I will however sleep in hotels or motels with nary a thought. After totally inspecting bedding for things worse than dust mites. I have a nurse friend who travels with plastic sheets. It's good to know there are people more neurotic than I.
                              "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                              B*tch-lite

                              Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                              • do you inspect with a blacklight? does the whole bed light up like the fourth of july?

                                hmmmm.. i've had my mattress several years... i wonder if i took it outside and leaned it up against the wall and put the hose to it... would i rinse out enough material to make a small person?

                                dang it joanie, it's too late and full of coyotes for you to be teasing me with thoughts like this!



                                beautiful
                                yeah you are

                                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                                lol

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