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i was sleepy. i got hungry. had some burger meat and i'm awake again for now. engh. i think, for me, good burgers are the ones piled with toppings and condiments. i can easily do without ground beef
ok good my eyes are still burning, i'm not awake
oh god bear just sneezed on my ankle.. i've been picking myself apart and my not sparkly clean abode apart. i keep reminding myself i have broken bones where bones shouldn't be broken, ergo i should cut myself some slack but i keep internally yelling QUIT BEING LAZY THIS PLACE IS MESSY CLEAN IT ALL NOW MOVE THAT TABLE BLOW THOSE LEAVES HUT HUT HUT
and i should probably do something with my hair
buy some new jeans
..clean out my car
what if i have a beard hair from gramma food that i missed and he sees it and is disgusted like voldemorte was but bay is too nice to look disgusted and say 'goddamn' in a disgusted tone
what if what if what if, i could list them all night
and he wouldn't tell me what foods he liked so i could get them, he just said to send him out hunting with a stick and rock
i mean, i guess it's okay. i just thought a host was supposed to feed the guest, but if you want to hunt a deer then this is the place to do it
can we have split custody on the fur rug? or make 2 pair of boots out of it and i get one? i'll help you clean the kill *brow waggle*
and i wish i understood dog behavior sometimes. bear has this thing about my hand. he sits by me, stares at me going 'peh.. heh heh.. peh' til i look at him, he stops, ears perk, eyes glow, i stick my hand down to scritch him and he sits on his back feets, neck tucked in so his mane puffs out, waves his arms around to catch me with his tongue sticking out of his teeth and licks my wrist while i scratch his chest and pants 'hah hah hah hah'
i know this is straight forward behavior, but he's such a goofball. what does his brain say during the whole thing?
hand.. hand.. hand... .....hand? hand! hand!handhandhandhand yay hand
yeah you are
Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
cos you may have time for a booty lift !!!!!!!!!!!!! a boosum insertion !!!!!!!!!!!!! and a cow killing excursion !!!!!!!!!!!
Just yell if you need a hand - I am sure that Doc and his hence men would be there in a flash
"never let the truth get in the way of a good story "