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  • dogs are great huggers. mine are anyway.

    and i was in bed watching tv last night, cookie jumped up, sat on my chest, laid on it, then flopped down on his side with his head under my chin

    SWEET. PUPPY. *hug*.

    and i'm sleepy. and supper was 2 cod fillets (those damn things crumble at a soft breeze), an avocado, half a cucumber and home mixed honey mustard drizzled on em.

    i need to look up what all foods besides potatoes and bananas have potassium. edumacate myself, because i can't remember. and i like decluttering. for the last half of my life i've had issues with hanging on to items. hoarding tendencies, like crazy, run in my family. but round 1 is going well, i donated several bags of books and clothes. i have/d a lot of books. until the last few months i was a voracious bookworm

    i don't read much now. dunno why. i still haven't read the latest dresden book

    im so sleepy wtfomg
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    • Dogs are awesome.

      Top 10 Foods Highest in Potassium

      Mushrooms, avocados, salmon and spinach? Sounds doable.
      Disclaimer: I eat 'meat and vegetables' ala Primal, although I don't agree with the carb curve. I like Perfect Health Diet and WAPF Lactofermentation a lot.

      Griff's cholesterol primer
      5,000 Cal Fat <> 5,000 Cal Carbs
      Winterbike: What I eat every day is what other people eat to treat themselves.
      TQP: I find for me that nutrition is much more important than what I do in the gym.
      bloodorchid is always right

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      • infinitely doable

        and the last pic got me right in the area where my heart would be if i had one

        Ten Bizarre Tales of Taxidermy
        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

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        • Latest Dresden was goooood
          Depression Lies

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          • gah i need to get over this no-words slump and devour new harry and the games of thrones i haven't finished yet

            i can't even finish a magazine

            food has been 99% fish based today. ham, avocado and some honey drips are good. dogs smell like dogs so they need baths. stab is mostly healed. i took a muscle relaxer last night and it didn't really relax anything, and it's just making me sleepy today

            that's probably the worst side effect ever, besides death and anal leakage

            i decluttered some more. 10 year old panties shoved to the back of the drawer? ain't nobody got time for that.

            cookie's developed greys on his muzzle. when i call him my soul mate i'm mostly joking, and don't expect him to go premature white like i am. so everybody got egg yolks. it's a reminder that i need to supp food too

            unless he has progeria, then supp food won't help much

            god i'm tired

            beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

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            • f me sideways with a donut wtf is wrong with my back aggghhhhh

              i am eating de-flamation foods. DEFLAME ME. STOP POURING MOLTEN SUPER GLUE IN MY MUSCLES.

              owh. fugh. pt exercises only help while the muscles are contracted. so i mean iguess i can walk around and do things with my arms out and a band in front of my face like an idiot

              ow.. salmon.. y u no help
              beautiful
              yeah you are

              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
              lol

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              • the pain is centralized over the original break so i guess i'm very slowly growing wings. wing. a wing.

                i seriously don't know. i mean i have a rod holding shiz in place, the injury is too old for general compression fracture remedies. or mine is. but maybe that guy was just a lying dick. so i'm growing a wing or a parasitic twin is burrowing out.

                but i've been filling up on cucumbers and salad greens and 3 different kinds of fish and avocado and milk and eggs. is growing a wing pain good? am i being healed via the flesh of dead animals? or is it crumbling more? because it feels li ke it's crumbling more

                my poor boys didn't get a bath again today, but they did get raw egg yolks and cooked to caramalized mush sweet potatoes and they've been running around outside like outside lovin fools so iguess i'm not a bad person for not washing them
                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • no food yet today, water weight flucs up and down and up and betwixt

                  but i did eat a pill for breakfast, broke spot is still pain-throbbing

                  well. i reckon that'll work.

                  but new window ac/heat unit is in so i get to get that mofo installed this week at This Old House and can stop fretting about the gas bill from the ineeficient gas heater. and it's not that it's inefficient, it's just that the house is a heat black hole
                  beautiful
                  yeah you are

                  Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                  lol

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                  • 'shantay you BOTH STAY'

                    aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhh you kidding me?!

                    and i cut the water-induced white fuzzies off a cucumber and ate it anyway, so if i'm consumed from within by mildew and mold and fungus my spirit will haunt this forum for eternity
                    beautiful
                    yeah you are

                    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                    lol

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                    • i actually giggled. outright giggling is a rarity



                      mood has been pissy. pain is taking its toll and turning me into a seething bitch. ERB has been my soundtrack. i occasionally babytalk and scritch the boys, like right now i'm wrist deep in bear's neck pelt

                      but i am puh-hiiiiiiissed

                      maybe it's just the pain, maybe it's pms, i don't know

                      no seriously, i don't know

                      i sort of went overboard on carbs tonight, but it'll be okay

                      but i'm going to do some push ups and squats before bed. why? i'm a masochist
                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • that was just cute !!!! made my night really !!!!!!

                        and I am happy to be puh-hiiiiiiissed with you BO !!!! Sometimes (read every night here) some of us need a wee release !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am here.................
                        "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

                        ...small steps....

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                        • just gonna leave that here
                          beautiful
                          yeah you are

                          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                          lol

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                          • i did indeed do my squats and pushups last night. i kept it to 10 each. being subscribed to a youtube channel that features scantily clad women with close ups to their butts and boobs motivates me. i really don't know why, i don't perv on them. i just feel all 'I WANT TO LOOK LIKE YOUUUUUU!! *shakeshakeshake the monitor*'

                            the break throbs have shifted to the side to muscle pain and burning

                            i don't even know wtf. but i am slightly less bitchy beastmode. i am only decluttering and clearing out in bits and pieces. maybe i should try one of the hillbilly cocktail pain pill enhancing recipes i found from other brokeback people just so i can get things done

                            mass cooking chicken thighs results in a metric fck ton of chicken fat
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • this. this 'you both stay!' bs.

                              for real though, alyssa is annoying but the way she scandalized herself with her own awkward not funny jokes cracked me up

                              she had this one in the bag. in my opinion anyway. or maybe i'm biased because the other queen seems bland as a person



                              i made one of my rare ventures onto facespace, saw a guy i grew up with and spent my entire school career 5 feet away from linked by someone else so i clicked to see what he looked like now (the last time i saw him i was 20, i was sipping an alcoholic beverage in a honky tonk bar club thing and he looked over in what looked like surprise cause we're the same age and he probably remembered that, but i went with an older cousin and pretended to be his 21 year old girlfriend who forgot her purse so i could drink with the rest of the small group) cause he's always been soft and round faced

                              welp, now he's broad shouldered and square jawed and i barely recognized him

                              weird, man

                              i don't really keep up with anyone i went to school with cause i was never really close to any of them because i was an alien, but sometimes i like to see what people are up to

                              usually it's being married with kids, and that's weird too
                              beautiful
                              yeah you are

                              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                              lol

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                              • yeah dave, take your tampon out



                                *excited EEEEE!*
                                beautiful
                                yeah you are

                                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                                lol

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