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  • man up and drink it, woman! with a little bit of sea salt, it's not delicious, per se, but i woke up this morning having bone broth fantasies. my body apparently really really likes it

    i let it go for 11 hours yesterday and the entire skeleton fell apart, the skin just tasted like water and it was thick when it cooled . so i hope i got calcium etc along with the gelatin and collagen, but next round is going for much longer just cause you cooked yours a long time. neck bones and pig feet, mmmmmmmm mmmm

    i'm not having a mouth orgasm today, but i am having a born with it day. eff it, i'm gonna have a mouth orgasm day. and an old bra that used to be my 'comfortable' bra is a full size or 2 too big so i'm wearing a dressy one. sigh. :P. pants are loose again, my weight loss is noticeable, i put makeup on for the hell of it but i couldn't find pigs feet in the freezer so i guess i'm going shopping. too mch diet dr pepper makes me eat ice cream and wake up feeling wobbly and hungover with a leaden stomach. i'm trying to sip water but my stomach slammed the door shut and is screaming 'NO'. very angrily.

    good god i feel like shit but i look and smell good
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    • i logged my workout on fitocracy

      it was worth 652 pts

      mwahahahaha

      10 sets of reps on anything and over 100 crunches will do that

      i kept busy watching conan the new barbarian

      i kinda dread squat time. those have always worn me out quickly. but slightly pervy youtube videos have helped me tweak form, and no i wasn't perving on all the T&A. urrbody else was tho

      lookit that 30 days butt



      i either need an easy button or a quit being so lazy button, i want a 30 days butt. also, for the last few years i was into the lean figure model look but i like how this lady's butt and legs have a little bit of padding and jiggle, so if i get lucky i want this kinda lower body. with a bigger butt.

      and this also makes me want to go full on cheeseball retro

      Last edited by bloodorchid; 12-16-2011, 02:33 AM.
      beautiful
      yeah you are

      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
      lol

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      • watching waka play with bear is like watching a capuchin monkey try to take down an orangutan

        still on target with food, ate more cold gelatin, still making more hot gelatin, washed dogs. cookie gets confused with the new smells on his brothers and gets kinda rapey, of which i do not approve. my butt is more sore than my arms and shoulders and abs and all i did was get up and down from sitting on an exercise ball several times

        been taking msm for a few days, the msm soap came today. naturally right after i'd showered. my father who notices nothing, really, noticed that i've lost weight. i buhleev his exact words were 'don't blow away out there, you'll blow away in a breeze' and 'you don't have enough ass to hold your pants up!' and 'i'm proud' thank you. thank you very much. the man notices nothing but he noticed my improvements. i liked it. i was happy

        then my feelings got hurt with someone else, then i got angry, then i cried, then i got angry and cried. because i am a girl and that's how we do, and if we aren't too crazy then that's what we do.
        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

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        • dear jesus the neck fell apart in the stock and the esophagus stayed intact and attached to bits of muscle that had blood in them that turned black and *hurk* oh god *huuurk* so disgusting *gag*

          made it taste damn good tho

          OM NOM NOM

          i ordered hyaluronic acid lotion. or "creme" if you drink your tea with your pinky raised. i don't know if this is a new hobby or a determination to look young forever, stopping just short of plastic surgery

          not that i could afford that right now anyway

          but i think maybe it's pure jackass stubbornness. 'no i will NOT face the ravages of time like some bawdy, fen-sucked applejohn'

          not that i'm getting haggard, i still (act) look younger than 30 despite the mushed-face-in-pillow under eye creases. it's just that i'm losing weight, some days quicker than others. and i've watched reality tv. i've seen what weight loss does. i'm no no0b, i know what waving flaps of knee length hanging flesh looks like. looking like billlowing jellyfish in swimming pools that show producers threw the subjects into for extreme fish lens viewing because who cares about dignity when we have reality tv ratings to consider, amirite?

          not that i have 500 lbs to lose, but dammit i've been not hot long enough. there will be hotness to be had! but maybe i have to be 19 for the hotness having after weight loss?

          i don't know o.o
          Last edited by bloodorchid; 12-17-2011, 03:00 AM.
          beautiful
          yeah you are

          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
          lol

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          • dear jesus the neck fell apart in the stock and the esophagus stayed intact and attached to bits of muscle that had blood in them that turned black and *hurk* oh god *huuurk* so disgusting *gag*
            eaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh
            I'll let you know how my broth with chicken feet comes out =D

            Eat your bone broth, all that collagen should be good for your skin =)
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            • i really want to cook with chicken feet, i also want to see how the dogs look eating them

              but i don't know where i can find them locally, maybe one day
              beautiful
              yeah you are

              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
              lol

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              • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                i really want to cook with chicken feet, i also want to see how the dogs look eating them

                but i don't know where i can find them locally, maybe one day
                I have chickens and they have feet, but they're currently using them. Thwarted!
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                • but but!! they make little wheelchairs for animals!
                  beautiful
                  yeah you are

                  Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                  lol

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                  • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                    but but!! they make little wheelchairs for animals!
                    They do! Your chicken feet will be in the mail tonight.
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                    • Yes!
                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • oh mai god this is going to be THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER



                        a big ole plate of scrambled eggs was a mistake, it's been 3 hours and i still never want to eat again
                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • beautiful
                          yeah you are

                          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                          lol

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                          • I have goose feet in my freezer from the ones Meadow gave me. They'll be going in the stock when I get around to roasting the goose that is also sitting in my freezer. But, before I get to that, I have to make a dent on the gallon or so of turkey broth in my freezer. Man up . . . Just do it . . . (now to remember )

                            19 is not required for hotness. You're working on that lasting age-proof babe look, not the flash-in-the-pan "I'm just nubile" look. Being "born with it" and defaulting to the sexy bra always helps
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                            • hahahahaha "i'm just nubile" IS the look i'm going for

                              i'm kidding. mostly

                              the stock will be good, eat it *nodnod*
                              beautiful
                              yeah you are

                              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                              lol

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                              • the dr wants me to come in and talk about cutting me open to cement my rod and spine. i do not like this. there is resigned eye leaking.
                                beautiful
                                yeah you are

                                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                                lol

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