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  • bloodorchid, I love the 15 sandwiches. I put it in my recipe folder.

    Does anyone know the exact date and time when eggplant (in the US) became aubergine?

    I agree that washing a cucumber looks dirty, but hacking one up with a knife can be therapeutic.

    Cucumber in French is concombre, which really does sound dirty, because well all French sounds dirty.
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

    B*tch-lite

    Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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    • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
      I agree that washing a cucumber looks dirty, but hacking one up with a knife can be therapeutic.
      hmmm the Lorena Bobbitt defense....

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      • Originally posted by ssn679doc View Post
        hmmm the Lorena Bobbitt defense....
        isn't it Loretta ??????????????????????
        "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

        ...small steps....

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        • Originally posted by NZ primal Gwamma View Post
          isn't it Loretta ??????????????????????
          no, I doesn't think so

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          • .............. and porno john wayne .......................... bobitt
            "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

            ...small steps....

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            • Originally posted by NZ primal Gwamma View Post
              .............. and porno john wayne .......................... bobitt
              I think that's John "Reattachment" Bobbitt.... but yes the same...

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              • and I have said this before - I wouldn't have thrown it on the side of the road - I would have aCTUALLY FED THE DAMN THING TO THE DOG !!!!!!!!!!!!!

                WOULD HE HAVE EATEN IT ???????????????? THAT IS THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION !
                "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

                ...small steps....

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                • Originally posted by NZ primal Gwamma View Post
                  and I have said this before - I wouldn't have thrown it on the side of the road - I would have aCTUALLY FED THE DAMN THING TO THE DOG !!!!!!!!!!!!!

                  WOULD HE HAVE EATEN IT ???????????????? THAT IS THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION !
                  pooches ARE carnivores.....

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                  • Originally posted by NZ primal Gwamma View Post
                    .............. and porno john wayne .......................... bobitt
                    Apparently he enjoyed his little slice of fame...

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                    • Originally posted by ssn679doc View Post
                      Apparently he enjoyed his little slice of fame...
                      are you playing with words Doc ??????
                      "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

                      ...small steps....

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                      • Originally posted by ssn679doc View Post
                        Apparently he enjoyed his little slice of fame...
                        you'd have thought he'd become detached from the infamy
                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                          you'd have thought he'd become detached from the infamy
                          Me thinks he had a hard time separating fact from fiction...

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                          • probly thought he'd have to toss all his hopes out the window
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • true.... he spent some time searching for his manhood....

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                              • think he still has a bone to pick with lorena?
                                beautiful
                                yeah you are

                                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                                lol

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