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  • nice boobies.............
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

    ...small steps....

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      ...i think my stab wound is closed already. but that still doesn't keep some jerk part of my brain from making me hit that exact spot of my hand on things. and cookie's claw snagged on the glue and pulled it up from the wound. and i'm not gushing rivers of blood again so i guess it's okay but i'd really like to do some push ups and i'm pretty sure it would split the stab again.

      and that would hurt.
      beautiful
      yeah you are

      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
      lol

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      • noooooooo waaaaaaaaggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

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        • and now my brokeback muscle is cramping



          the various bumps and scrapes and aches and pains are seriously getting on my nerves

          but i made a no-breads sandwich from the link, win-win-win all around. cucumber filled with catfish and salad greens and honey mustard.

          and no it's not really like eating a sandwich, it's unweildy as hell

          cramps cramps cramps fugh
          beautiful
          yeah you are

          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
          lol

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          • i have shorts and a tee on, and because i'm cold i'm wearing a coat. this arrangement seems kind of dumb

            and i feel kind of twitchy and anxious. i put forth my weight and now i feel all 'i'm sorry i'm trying please don't judge me'

            and i still keep hitting my stab, to the point i put a bandaid on it and keep my hand in my pocket

            and i'll probably live on fish and cucumber 'sandwiches' for the foreseeable future

            and i'm gaining instead of dropping water weight and i really don't see how if i cut carbs and salt and diet soda intake

            meh. who knows. my body processes are messed up in every other way, why not this too. and it's really really cold outside.
            beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

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            • Originally posted by NZ primal Gwamma View Post
              nice boobies.............
              What boobs... I couldn't get past the TEETH!

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              • Originally posted by ssn679doc View Post
                What boobs... I couldn't get past the TEETH!
                anatomy 101 Doc. Boobies live south of the border !!!!!!!!!
                first find the teeth..............then go down down down down down down down eventually you WILL find some mammilian glands.........
                "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

                ...small steps....

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                • Originally posted by NZ primal Gwamma View Post
                  anatomy 101 Doc. Boobies live south of the border !!!!!!!!!
                  first find the teeth..............then go down down down down down down down eventually you WILL find some mammilian glands.........
                  lol... yes mammillian glands....

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                  • *stage whisper* thats a drag queen
                    beautiful
                    yeah you are

                    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                    lol

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                    • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                      *stage whisper* thats a drag queen
                      *stage whisper* I knew that! (hiding my shame of not knowing that)

                      Really???hmmm... I guess thats why my internal boob alarm didn't sound off....

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                      • i really really like her

                        and i hope she wins this season of drag race



                        and oh laws, guess what's comin back to tv!



                        and my back muscles feel stiff and inflamed. i don't know what this portent portends. but the stab glue came off early i think, so i looked at my stab and it's all gross and neat and still open at the top so i neosporined and bandaided it

                        i mean seriously, how can a straight edge blade make a triangle cut?

                        i don't know. science.

                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • that was not a drag queen ?????? how did she get a rack like that ?????????????????? I would be proud of a rack like that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                          "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

                          ...small steps....

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                          • victoria's secret, padding, squishing and contouring
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • food this morning;

                              half a diet dr pepper
                              bowl of fatty honey greek yogurt

                              hunger- nope

                              food for lunch;
                              canned chicken salad cucumber boats (don't judge me, god it was good)

                              hunger- yes

                              half a giant cucumber and half a cup of filling. i only feel like i had a small bite, my stomach feels empty and hungry... i'd make a terrible anorexic when my appetite is up

                              and washing cucumbers in your hands looks dirty. don't tell me you haven't noticed.
                              beautiful
                              yeah you are

                              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                              lol

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                              • my eyes are heavy again and i'm sniffling again. i sneezed once earlier today. if i'm gonna fight off another cold i'm punching someone in the taint.

                                ...even though heavy eyes and sniffles aren't bad... it's the principle of the thing.

                                but this

                                Pal's Hilarious 'Cheat Sheet' for Buddy with Severe Short-Term Memory Loss a Great Reminder That Good Friends Are Hard to Find

                                and this

                                Netflix unleashes the first trailer for its werewolf murder mystery series Hemlock Grove

                                look at that fricken poster. i'm all atwitter, it's so coo. netflix is trying hard to win me back, since the begging emails didn't work

                                and some stupid slattern told my bay beards were 'out'. shut up slut, he and his manly bearding are decadent.
                                beautiful
                                yeah you are

                                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                                lol

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