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  • he's like a hundred and 5, he won't notice
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    • he might when he gets further south-er.....

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      • that's when you make sure you didn't sign the prenup
        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

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        • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
          that's when you make sure you didn't sign the prenup
          at 105+ he'd proly has a hearts attak... then I gets PBM....

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          • Meh... he always has his girlies around in multiples.
            As long as you can give head and shove one of the other girls forward when he goes groping south it'll be fine.

            None of the floozies girls are getting PBM... they are basically on contract cause he's old, but he's a pretty smart cookie.
            He has a daughter who already runs PB and is pretty much getting everything.
            “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
            ~Friedrich Nietzsche
            And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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            • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
              As long as you can give head
              Houston, I think we have a problem.....

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              • Originally posted by ssn679doc View Post
                Houston, I think we have a problem.....
                I bloody well hope so ................
                "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

                ...small steps....

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                • Hehehehe... well, not everyone is perfect.
                  And you know... Navy... so I just assumed.
                  “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                  ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                  And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                  • i don't know why i'm ear worming this, but let me edumacate you on fun 80s music



                    oh god! oh god look what i found!

                    i remember you, preshus

                    Last edited by bloodorchid; 03-01-2013, 10:07 PM.
                    beautiful
                    yeah you are

                    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                    lol

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                    • nice
                      "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

                      ...small steps....

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                      • yeh

                        and i couldn't sleep, so this is utterly delightful

                        Build Your Own Concrete Table | The Family Handyman

                        i am a fossil fan, i wonder if i can find an obliging fish to volunteer to make a concrete imprint for me

                        'just close your eye little buddy. what? ...ohhh riiiiight'
                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • thats a very nice table BO.

                          I love fossils too, in fact anything old !!!!!!
                          Are you gonna make that there concrete delight ????
                          "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

                          ...small steps....

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                          • it is on my to-do list, yes indeed

                            though smushing in faces with different scared expressions would be fun
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • a wee bit like photocopying your butt - except there is a face involved !!!!!!!!
                              "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

                              ...small steps....

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                              • actually I can see a wee flaw in that plan...................... you would have to be very careful where you placed your wine glass, or it could sink into a wee orbital indentation.
                                The resultant over balance may not be pretty !!!!!!
                                "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

                                ...small steps....

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