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  • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
    i watched it when i was 18 (31 now) so really, all i remember is sucky sucky, me so horny & vincent d'onofrio offing himself

    for some reason i forgot all about mister ermey, and i am shamed. uh-shamed
    The Gunny is one of my heroes..... The movie gets different after the boot camp scenes.

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    • Originally posted by ssn679doc View Post
      The Gunny is one of my heroes..... The movie gets different after the boot camp scenes.
      Yeah, it's almost like either they made 2 stories into one movie or 2 different people directed/produced it. I've watched the first half 2x more than the second half. What can I get for $10 is still a favorite line though.
      If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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      • Originally posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
        Yeah, it's almost like either they made 2 stories into one movie or 2 different people directed/produced it. I've watched the first half 2x more than the second half. What can I get for $10 is still a favorite line though.
        Agreed. After the first half I usually just stop watching.

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        • i shall lord this over mister richmahogany forevars

          Originally posted by RichMahogany View Post
          You two are bastards. Absolute bastards. Absolutely hilarious bastards.
          and i think i'm going to need a nanny to watch me while i cook, i burned my green beans again last night and eating them today is interesting

          this seems to be some kind of pattern
          beautiful
          yeah you are

          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
          lol

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          • someone's following my newly acquired pinterest. this is what it must feel like to be popular

            i'm all a-giddy

            this gif is horrifying, and you know why.

            guy fierrieryery going dowwwwwwntowwwwwwwwn


            i don't want to imagine that man having sex but i can. sweat soaked droopy hair spikes leaking hair gel filled sweat down his huffing tomato red face, giant gold chain crooked around his sweaty neck while he gasps out 'oh yeah that's the slamma lamma ding dong right there'

            also, please don't keep goldfish in a small home, they can and do get ginormous.. and i find the second, larger, one strangely adorable

            Giant goldfish are breeding in Lake Tahoe

            but another day done. another pile of dog hair brushed out.. it's more than a little ridiculous, i mean damn, hang on to some hair

            ain't nobody wanna get a clear view of your man parts. but sweet little confused papillion waka is getting fluffier. and everybody's getting chicken wings most every day. i can't even open a package of thighs for myself without them standing on back legs and snorting and whining. no, mine! go 'way!
            beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

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            • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
              [i don't want to imagine that man having sex but i can. sweat soaked droopy hair spikes leaking hair gel filled sweat down his huffing tomato red face, giant gold chain crooked around his sweaty neck while he gasps out 'oh yeah that's the slamma lamma ding dong right there'
              ohhhgod I need brain bleach! Thanks for that!

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              • if i have to suffer, so do the rest of you!
                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • UGggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. OMGeeeeeeeee!
                  Guy IsScary!


                  In that article on the goldfishes... the first one was an actual goldfish.
                  The second one was a Koi. You can tell if you go back to the picture because it has little fu-manchu whiskers next to it's mouth.
                  Koi are just really colorful carp and can totally get HUGE! Up to about 3 feet long. And it's possible for them to live a crazy long time.

                  I have a solid black koi/gold fish hybrid, named Frank, who I've had for about 6 years... he's about a foot long, lets me pet him, and he feeds by hand. He's a pretty cool dude.
                  He has One small set of fu-manchu whiskers instead of the bigger double set like a real Koi.
                  “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                  ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                  And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                  • So you say "I'd hate to imagine this..." then proceed to describe the act in detail.

                    Seems Legit.
                    If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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                    • lol

                      you caught me, i feel all funny in the pants when i think of it
                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • i did not notice the 'old wood and dirt' smell i thought would forever be part of my new house. seriously, if just spraying the bricks with febreze fixed it i will ell oh ell

                        and the post i oiled up like a male stripper was indeed bone dry, so i slathered pledge on it and relished the lemony scent. i love that smell. i took some old coke crates to stand on to reach the beam but it wasn't tall enough

                        also, can i just say i am stoked my mom is giving me some antique luggage to turn into tables?

                        also, 8 legged death is trying to mass exodus into the old house. 'ohhhh brunhilde! look, is there someone moving around inside? we should go introduce ourselves by creeping around the ceiling right above her head!'

                        i found the squirrel entry, and thus the source for the mysterious fur clumps on the bed. little a-holes crawled out of there, plopped onto the dryer and left dirt and fur all over it


                        i could probably stick my whole body in there, or else the monster ghost could crawl right out there ):<

                        onions have layers, ooooogres have layers


                        but i have hope that the youtube vid i watched can help me with a painted wallpaper problem of this magnitude


                        but there are nice things too

                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • woo!




                          beautiful
                          yeah you are

                          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                          lol

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                          • Draco -> Draca. Obvs. She turned out kinda cute
                            http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

                            Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

                            And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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                            • you know hariet was thinking 'i wish she liked me ):'
                              beautiful
                              yeah you are

                              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                              lol

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                              • Harriet's not bad, but Draca's got the whole bitch thing going on, so, yeah . . .

                                (I could have liked Draco if he weren't such a whiny, well, bitch. Why is that word a compliment one way and not the other?)
                                http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

                                Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

                                And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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