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  • i wouldn't doubt it, his mom came from a backyard breeder who had to go out of business cause she couldn't afford to heat her pens so she was throwing dogs at everyone. i don't know how exactly she was set up cause an aunt picked up 2 after a facebook plea, kept one and gave one to my mom and surprise! she was preggers
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    • Uh oh- if you don't have any trouble with ladders, doesn't that mean fewer options to ignore the corners? Dang Primal.
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      Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

      And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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      • it's okay, my ocd loves it

        Finally, an 'American Psycho' Remake - Entertainment - The Atlantic Wire

        Best Of The Really High Guy Meme

        i can feel the bones in the back of my neck despite carrying some water weight from worchestershire sauce. my relationship with sodium is a complicated one. i love it, it leaves 3 lbs of water on me

        duck cartilage and bones have been simmering for.. a long damn time. waka let me hold him like a baby. the inevitable 'my left arm got a workout, nawmean??? lolol' comments on female workout videos is obnoxious because they're on every. single. video. like every guy thought he was the first person to ever think of that joke. but i did learn i probably haven't been doing squats right, which is why my butt remains small but the backs of my thighs are muscly and amazing. i also discovered that when i squat down to look at or pick up something i'm doing hindu squats, so why aren't my quads more bigger

        i get motivated watching people work out on youtube. now i have to go do squats before i can go to bed. stupid youtube.
        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

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        • Don't read this unless you have time to kill:


          With that warning, my trainer introduced me to a series of videos that are targeted towards trainers to give them new ideas to work with their clients. He wanted me to watch some of them to hear things like kettlebell snatches explained a different way. Yeah, hours and hours and hours later, I finally went to bed, and then nearly killed myself in the gym the next day. They are all short videos, and summarize in a 1 minute or so exercise: Minute of Strength
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          • i did a once over before bed the other night and i can tell i'm going to absorb all of that like osmosis through a sponge, high five

            and this


            and today was a decidedly 'not even gonna pretend today was a primal day' day. went out for christmas family get together and had pizza and fruit punch and lemonade. i was fricken hyper. i'm trying to talk myself into a quick workout but i'm sleepy, whiiiiiiiiine
            beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

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            • the pizza from the other day triggered another beloved pcos symptom. brain fog fumble face. symptoms include trying to say a word, forgetting what word you need to complete your thought, forming one sentencein your brain and having your mouth say something completely different, and forgetting what some things are called

              if i wasn't used to this from a few years ago i'd swear up and down i had early onset alzheimer's, find someplace pretty to kill myself and take a bucketful of pills

              i'm not worried about it. either because i know i don't have alzheimers or if i did, there isn't a shitload i could do about it anyways. which is my philosophy on life in general, if i can't do shit about it then don't worry about it. it's an attitude of apathy that has served me well
              beautiful
              yeah you are

              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
              lol

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              • Oh crap, that's PCOS? I thought I was just incapable of being coherent some days. *you want Swiss cheese, it's called Swiss cheese* "Can you put (oh shit, what's it called?) Swiss cheese on my omelette?" just this morning. There's a reason I like to write. No one sees the "what's that word?" pause.

                I've heard about that apathy thing, but I can't seem to get around to learning about it . . .
                http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

                Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

                And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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                • Hi Bloodorchid,

                  I've been meaning to ask - where do the hilarious quotes in your signature come from?
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                  • Originally posted by drssgchic View Post
                    Oh crap, that's PCOS? I thought I was just incapable of being coherent some days. *you want Swiss cheese, it's called Swiss cheese* "Can you put (oh shit, what's it called?) Swiss cheese on my omelette?" just this morning. There's a reason I like to write. No one sees the "what's that word?" pause.

                    I've heard about that apathy thing, but I can't seem to get around to learning about it . . .
                    i'd get a blood workup if i were you. also take note of what you've been eating when the brain fog hits. you getting enough vitamins? my brain fog has been pretty bad the last few days, i can only assume i'm not as 'used' to bread as i used to be.

                    the apathy thing in some people is just sheer assholery, for me it's a survival trait

                    hi sweet pickles i get them from everywhere online, this one is from textsfromlastnight

                    foods have been cleaned up considerably. i'm also going for simplicity. boiled eggs and carrots dipped in swanky brand ranch. the swanky brand had fewer questionable ingredients. i feel clearer headed today, i've peed a lot more than i've drunk so goodbye water weight

                    my emotions are another story. i feel intentionally internally closed off from the world and today i don't care
                    beautiful
                    yeah you are

                    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                    lol

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                    • i waited at least 5 days between pain pill popping. i realized i was getting al ittle too eager to eat one at the slightest sign of discomfort. after years of quickly increasing levels of pain that advil and tylenol wouldn't touch, i liked not hurting quite a bit

                      so i said to myself, 'self,' i said, 'no more goddamn pills' and after talking to her about it i asked my mother if she was proud for raising such a responsible junkie

                      so between 5 days ago and now, i felt good on day 1, slight burning on day 2, increased on day 3 and 4 and today it started flat out hurting so goddamn it i took a goddamn pill and my back is still unfuckingcomfortable and goddammit that with other things i am pissed off. i am uncomfortable. i hurt.
                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • i'm going to get some lipstick called Born With It and top it with a gloss called Orgasm.

                        it's the little things that make me feel better

                        more bone broth simmering, i figure if i chug it daily i won't have to worry about so many extra supps. back is still painful. i love my guy. i haven't worked out. that is all.
                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • i'm going to get some lipstick called Born With It and top it with a gloss called Orgasm.
                          yessssssssssss! so glad there's someone else who isn't soooo primal that they won't use cosmetics =D
                          I have the Orgasm nail polish.
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                          "Not baked goods, Professor, baked bads!" ~ The Tick

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                          • i went for a few years not wearing makeup just because i was too tired/run down to bother with it, now the desire is back in full force so i've restocked on eyeshadow and lip gloss/stick. i am not enough of a caveman to want to go without

                            orgasm was a pure indulgence purchase, cause whoa 24$ lipgloss, but it feels good on my face. everything else is maybelline, cause i am the drugstore queen
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • the dogs love bone broth and coconut oil

                              my body likes drinking bone broth but my mouth says it has a strange mouth feel. it had simmered down from a full pot to half a mason jar full which i topped with water. i had planned on cutting it into thirds and drinking a big glass of watery broth a day but eff it, i drank 8 oz full on while starting the next pot. it's very.. thick feeling, but that's a good thing, all the good junk leeched out of the carcass

                              the new stock has been on 10 hours. the carcass has fallen apart, but my ocd says it's not ready yet because the bones and skin are still solid and not crumbly. i honestly have no idea how much longer i should leave it

                              i'm trying to talk myself into working out before bed, but my tiredness says 'do it when you wake up, then you can do it every day when you wake up' like i don't know how lazy i can be when it comes to structure and plans

                              bought msm with the lipstick, msm soap is on the way, one of my xmas gifts will be a ninja food pulverizer which will be used to pulverize veggies. maybe i can get my body built up to healthy everything levels

                              and look good doing it
                              beautiful
                              yeah you are

                              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                              lol

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                              • I'm trying to up my broth intake, too- but I'm not brave enough to drink it as stock! I thin it with hot water to have a quick broth drink.

                                I think chicken does fine at 20- 24 hours, but my second round of turkey off the Thanksgiving carcass went for about 48. Some of the bones were crumbly like the chicken bones at 36, but the thick leg bones were still tough. It was watery this time, but after it'd been simmering a little while I realized that I didn't have as many bones as I usually do. By then, of course, it was too late to do anything since those were the last of my bird bones.

                                Hey, you know, some days you just need a mouth orgasm. Particularly when you're at work.
                                http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

                                Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

                                And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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