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    that reminds me of how little progress i've made *rubs chin* i'm going to have to rob a hospital, grab some morphine bags & get to squatting 500lbs

    i will have my hot ass
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
      *rubs chin* i'm going to have to rob a hospital, grab some morphine bags & get to squatting 500lbs

      i will have my hot ass
      Do you do bodyweight squats? That'll firm the booo-tocks......

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      • I have a broken back that thwarts my hot ass plans with pain when i work out

        because it's a dick
        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

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        • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
          I have a broken back that thwarts my hot ass plans with pain when i work out

          because it's a dick
          Ahhhh, I see said the blind man.... I'll leave the dick thing alone....

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          • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post


            OMG - is that a chinchilla? Soooo cute. I'm going to go google them now to see if they make good pets. I've been pet-free since my Scully-kitty died and I kinda miss taking care of a furry friend.
            "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

            B*tch-lite

            Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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            • those little furry feet wibbles <3
              beautiful
              yeah you are

              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
              lol

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              • It's so cute and furry, I must have one. And I'll love it and hug it to death. Except KC the hamster killer might strike again or run away in fear.

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                • the wibbles got you too

                  it's always the wibbly feet

                  but you tell kc the hamster killer that i said i will turn kc into a pair of socks if kc kills that furry little angel from snuggly heaven D:
                  beautiful
                  yeah you are

                  Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                  lol

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                  • Im watching the walking dead

                    andrea. Why are you forever such a dumb. Ass. Ho. ?
                    beautiful
                    yeah you are

                    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                    lol

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                    • Because TWD (TV series) is essentially a soap opera + zombies.
                      SNORE.
                      “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                      ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                      And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                      • you read books with big words for fun

                        SNORE
                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                          you read books with big words for fun

                          SNORE
                          I do.

                          And for flattery...
                          You get...
                          Zombie cuteness kisses!
                          Last edited by cori93437; 02-11-2013, 02:54 PM.
                          “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                          ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                          And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                          • she looks like she has so much herpes right there

                            but look what youtube gave me, world!

                            I SAID LOOK ):<

                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • Jenna Marbles totes pwned his shizznit!
                              “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                              ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                              And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                              • yeh
                                beautiful
                                yeah you are

                                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                                lol

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