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  • fruity pebbles and ham...hmm...odd combination, but hell, if it works go with it.

    btw now all I can picture is a roaring walrus.

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    • Yeah i got the walrus 'HUUUUHNRG' with the occasional seal AR AR AR!

      I dont know why. But it seems appropriate *nod*
      beautiful
      yeah you are

      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
      lol

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      • i've been...

        sleeping... regularly, even! it's so weird! and i finally felt like eating, and the food tasted good.

        but my stomach didn't want it..

        fml
        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

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        • free food?



          my nails are a mile long again and my stomach is unhappy. wtf is wrong now, body? quit being stupid

          but i saw this and had to share. and i'll be back, i have to go taser myself in the face.

          beautiful
          yeah you are

          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
          lol

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          • I touched up my red bob today and thought I'd share a pic...

            I don't know why that pic spoke to me... but I decided that you needed it!
            The cat looks just like my cat I had as a kid, Cheez-it. So coo.

            Did my NAILS too!
            A cream mocha (or mud) brown color called "Pumping Gas".
            Ring fingers got an accent. Two coats of "Jewelry Heist" multi-size, multi color, glitter...
            Other fingers got a single top coat of "Gold Wash" sheer gold pearl because I felt the cream brown was a little harsh looking...
            It's my first time with a dark color on all the fingers!
            Outa the BOX!

            I gotta admit I'm kind of fond of doing the one odd accent nail thing though, instead of doing them all the same.



            Also...
            Fruity Pebbles and Ham...?




            No, Beiber cannot do any of those things.
            Avengers needs less swag.
            Old Brits are awesome. Even if that Craig fella isn't my favorite one...
            And Beiber grow a beard... HOW? He doesn't even have as much testosterone as me, and I'm a LADY.
            Gah.
            Last edited by cori93437; 12-15-2012, 03:13 AM.
            “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
            ~Friedrich Nietzsche
            And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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            • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
              and oh yeah, i find these delightful

              Stuffed Animals With Teeth Are The Creepiest Thing
              those are art. so i love them.

              but i probably couldn't live with one.

              I will use the excuse of my extreme minimalism as to why.

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              • <3
                “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                • i lol't
                  beautiful
                  yeah you are

                  Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                  lol

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                  • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                    hair and kitties and unicorns and sparkly fun nails!
                    i want to scoonch his cheeks... *ruffle ruffle ruffle* that flat fuzzy face!

                    also if your hair is that hair, i like it. i think i might need to do something with mine... but i'm uh.. too low maintenance to work up the effort to go to a salon (i.e. lazy and indecisive o.o)

                    ALSO! what you're saying with that unicorn manbearpig pic is.. that.. i'm awesome! right? yeah? yeah

                    Originally posted by zoebird View Post
                    those are art. so i love them.

                    but i probably couldn't live with one.

                    I will use the excuse of my extreme minimalism as to why.
                    yeeeeah we'll go with that

                    i've been sleeping at night still, it's nice still. but i can't really tell you what i've been doing because it's the memory version of 'in one ear and out the other'. i'm in the moment, i do whatever, and then on to the next moment with the previous moment not held on to

                    i know i don't have alzheimers, i never find myself confused as to where i am or what i'm doing. i'm just not focused ON the moment in a way to imprint it

                    but it's damn easy to scare yourself up some if you're paranoid

                    food's been 99%. there may have been a sugar cookie in a moment of hungry weakness.

                    and speaking of cookies, cookie is getting uppity. he paw slapped the samsung out of my hand then sprawled over my belly so i'd rub his

                    gah. okay.

                    it's sort of a chicken or the egg thing with my emotions and eating and sleeping habits. when i can sleep at night, i'm more centered and better eating just slides naturally into habit

                    when i can't sleep i want bad food and diet soda and i'm more depressed and anxious

                    but it comes in cycles. so i'll enjoy this sleep cycle.
                    beautiful
                    yeah you are

                    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                    lol

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                    • my anxiety

                      is giving me fits. randomly. and as soon as i figure out the source of current fear, another anxious bout hits.

                      it's aggravating. i'm afraid i'm afraid i'm afraid i'm afraid why am i afraid? oh that's nothing. calm. i'm afraid.

                      i shall be helping mum clean for the holidays. it's begun. i could feel my broke areas burning. but we love the mum so we'll keep helping.

                      bay called earlier. 'whatcha doin?' trimming cookie's junk furs 'that's weird' NO YOU'RE WEIRD!

                      i have manly man pomeranian dogs, they need lower tummy and junk fur trims on occasion

                      it's not weird

                      think of it this way, if i hadn't started trimming, their junk fur would almost reach the floor. all that would be on me after they pee. that's a lot of pee fur i don't want soaking into my shirt. so you see, i'm a forward thinking analytical genius. hire me and give me money

                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • ICP translation... "Broken Condom Style.


                          ... and in other news, I mostly sucked whipped cream out of an aerosol can instead of eating food today.
                          Total fail.
                          At least it was unsweetened... ketosis GUARANTEED. LOL.

                          I have no idea why.
                          Maybe because I have to fly my ass back to TN in a few days.
                          Last edited by cori93437; 12-18-2012, 07:26 PM.
                          “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                          ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                          And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                          • i can understand it, on the one hand. there are relatives you want to see. but on the other i just want to tell you don't even worry about going, write letters and send cards

                            my emotions can be shut off a little too easily if someone hurts me (massive homerun baseball bat hit hurting). my triggers are different than yours but when they get hit and after the initial emotional hurricane blows through i go numb so i think.. it'd be easier for me to just not go. safe place is away, so i stay away

                            i dunno. everybody's different. so it probably wasn't helpful
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • Going to get my son and bring him home... otherwise I would most certainly not be going at all.

                              I've been up there twice already this fall... that's a LOT for me.
                              Sometimes I get there twice in 3 or 4 years... much less as much as I have been lately.
                              I need some space for a while to let things settle you know.
                              After I get back with the boy then I can have my space and they won't see me again for a while.
                              “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                              ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                              And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                              • i put sleep off last night. i was wandering around the internet trying to get motivated to work out regularly. i don't, because it hurts. but i feel like if i can just find the magic words i can make it happen and lose weight like a normal person. what i've discovered over the last few years is that i won't lose weight eating a cup of food a day and i'll gain 1-2 lbs over 3 weeks of eating 2000 calories. it may have felt like i was eating less but something went wrong

                                however i WILL lose weight if i take prescribed medication, but i'll gain it just as quickly as i lost it as soon as i stop taking the pills

                                but it only works once. round 2 won't do anything.

                                and i have zero desire to go full on meat and organs only right now

                                and i can't 'push through' pain and just workout my ass off or i'd have to eat 5 pills a day

                                i feel..weak. like i'm whining. because i'm 'strong' and i can handle anything. terrible childhood, terrible adulthood, abusive relationship? i'm strong and i can handle anything. no one has to worry about me because i can stay out of the way and take care of it myself.

                                i just need to find the magic words.
                                beautiful
                                yeah you are

                                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                                lol

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