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  • yep, smells old. i was sad that my orgasm was disappointing

    but i did order from sephora instead of nars' main site so maybe it was an older tube

    my eyes are hooded too (it's aggravating) they're even hoodier when i wake up (more aggravating). i wound up just subscribing to some asian ladies with monolids because they fake crease and i figured i can just do that with mine. maybe. i'm still kinda wobbly handed

    sam on pixiwoo has hooded lids, tho not as hooded as mine or yours. tanya burr on pixi2woo has them as well, if you can get past the HIIIIII GUUUUUUUUUYS she does some really gorgeous looks. she doesn't label them as for hoods, i don't think she thinks she has hooded eyes, but she's in the it club too

    this lady has some hood
    Sarah Victor | The Beauty Guru - YouTube

    i didn't subscribe to this lady, but this vid helped on my self teaching




    and this lady, she hasn't uploaded in a while but i subscribed for the hell of it

    chrryblossm's channel - YouTube
    Last edited by bloodorchid; 12-05-2012, 02:28 AM.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    • So it took me a few days to actually try it, but nori + tuna + horseradish mustard is yummy. Good breakfast. With various odd other items that shall remain unnamed.
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      • as long as there aren't onions

        if you add onions, you're out of the cool kids club
        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

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        • i feel bad. i got extra sleep, but i still feel stiff all over and tired, and that makes me feel depressed

          and i think someone is going to have to explain to me in small words why exactly eating potatoes for a week is a big deal, because i don't get what all the fuss is about

          i want to drag myself across the floor, hissing like a lizard, back to bed. but i reckon i can stay out of it for 5 more minutes
          beautiful
          yeah you are

          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
          lol

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          • “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
            ~Friedrich Nietzsche
            And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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            • <3
              beautiful
              yeah you are

              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
              lol

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              • what kind of cojones does this dog have to look at ME like i'm inconvenient for twitching my arm while reading when he's the one under my pit and over my bicep and yanking the phone cord out of my face

                and these FAYCES



                i've been sleeping a lot of extra sleep the last few days. i don't know what i'm sleeping off but i'm sure it's a good reason to sleep this much

                and i'm kind of dizzy which means it's been too long between zoloftes

                but i did get bedding washed, so that as soon as the bed's remade i can just climb back in. clothes are less important and can be washed another day

                and one day all my leftover hangups from voldemorte will go away. as i've been sleeping more, i've been talking to bay less, and in my brain it means i'm doing something 'wrong' and i get anxious to make it right before he gets angry or whatever

                he calls me silly for feeling that way, and i'd call myself assdumb if i wasn't so anxious and hover-y

                so yeah, bay, that's why i'm not texting, so i won't text too much saying some variation of 'i'm sorry' in ever increasing dramatics
                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • I have 47 pairs of panties, so I can go that long between washing clothes. Sometimes longer if I put a few pairs in the sink. I didn't strive to have that many pairs, it's just simply easier to buy a 6-pack of cotton panties at Walmart than it is to do laundry. I also have two thongs, but as I get older, my patience with thongs is less. Once I'm wearing a thong, I'll usually go the whopping 15 feet from my front door to the laundry room.
                  "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                  B*tch-lite

                  Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                  • Should I pair my socks-and-sandals with a thong? Or is that one step too far?
                    JOIN THE PANDA SHOW!!! Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and PANDALOONERY!

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                    • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                      Should I pair my socks-and-sandals with a thong? Or is that one step too far?
                      Only if you're a hot dog vendor in FL. (This may not make sense if you've never seen the thong wearing hot dog vendors in FL.)
                      "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                      B*tch-lite

                      Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                      • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                        as long as there aren't onions

                        if you add onions, you're out of the cool kids club
                        Oh no, no onions. I wouldn't dare to risk membership!
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                        • I just want to know where they are getting those deformed faced grumpy-cats!
                          WTH... not there are TWO of them...
                          Last edited by cori93437; 12-06-2012, 10:23 PM.
                          “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                          ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                          And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                          • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
                            I have 47 pairs of panties, so I can go that long between washing clothes. Sometimes longer if I put a few pairs in the sink. I didn't strive to have that many pairs, it's just simply easier to buy a 6-pack of cotton panties at Walmart than it is to do laundry. I also have two thongs, but as I get older, my patience with thongs is less. Once I'm wearing a thong, I'll usually go the whopping 15 feet from my front door to the laundry room.
                            that's a really good way to make me do laundry, because i've yet to find a comfy thong

                            and i searched

                            ...for all of 5 minutes

                            Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                            Should I pair my socks-and-sandals with a thong? Or is that one step too far?
                            no, do it, then take strolls around the neighborhood

                            Originally posted by Zee View Post
                            Oh no, no onions. I wouldn't dare to risk membership!
                            good *stare* but i'm watching you, newbie

                            Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                            I just want to know where they are getting those deformed faced grumpy-cats!
                            WTH... not there are TWO of them...
                            there are TWO! *paroxysms of joy*
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post

                              there are TWO! *paroxysms of joy*
                              I know... that's totes me being jelly... I just wish teh Grumpy cat was mine, and NAKED.

                              Also...
                              spent the evening giving myself a manicure with 5 different colors.
                              All fingers except ring fingers got a sheer milky base of cream white, then a sheer gold shimmer, then a sheer pink shimmer w/gold micro glitter top coat= milky pink with gold shimmer/micro glitter.
                              Ring fingers got a base coat of cream chartreuse then a two coats of lime green and gold glitter mix.

                              All got a couple of top coats... cause glitters are never smooth enough without topcoats... and POW!
                              So really pretty neutral light pink/golden nails, and one limeGREEN nail.
                              I've gone crazy.
                              “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                              ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                              And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                              • "thong" is just another word for butt floss.....

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