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  • she has a grumpy smile

    i've been thinking about it. on the downside, they'd feel they had even more right to literally run all over me than they already do haha

    they're lucky i find that comforting. fuzzbrains.

    also, also... orange push pops are still as good as they were when i was a kid. my mother is a terrible enabler.

    but i did plenty of walking today too, so maybe the delicious badness was cancelled out
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    • i like doing exercisey stuff with bay, with bay on the phone

      also, tracking food on a gramma food day is scary lol

      beautiful
      yeah you are

      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
      lol

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      • Chris Brown Attacks Comedy Writer Jenny Johnson On Twitter — Then His Account Is Deleted

        'you ignorant fck' <3 i don't even know you, lady, but i think i like you

        yes, seeing chris brown sht still pisses me off and nauseates me. but this, this i will willingly read

        but i also discovered that seeing some random guy say things to his lady (nice stuff i guess) will also nauseate me if it's something voldemorte would have said in the earlier days

        and if you dump enough lemon pepper on anything, you'll have no choice but to eat slowly
        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

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        • hold a dog for 5 minutes, be covered in 15 layers of hair

          and i couldn't sleep again. i was pretty tired, but here we are, so i'm roaming online to figure out what i'm getting people for xmases

          it helps that they're all girls

          bay is pickier, he says 'don't get me things', he says 'i don't need things'

          so i guess when i inevitably hit one of the numerous stupid deer trotting across the road, i'll make him jerky and organs. they're really pretty tho. today's group were young'ins. i'd make a terrible hunter. i can't pull the trigger, but once someone kills it, i'm over it and start doing my version of poking dead things with sticks
          beautiful
          yeah you are

          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
          lol

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          • normally i don't like creepy software overlords being all tracky and creepy

            but for this one app, i'll let them. it uses gps tracking to follow me where i walk and tells meh how many steps and i'm all 'thas so coo!'. when i got done testing it, it was stopped at 666 steps, so i sent bay a pic for posterity

            beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

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            • That cat fascinates me.
              Depression Lies

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              • i have a feeling bub would be less delightful as a furless human D:
                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • My response is the same as the last time I saw that. That cat looks like...

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                  • beautiful
                    yeah you are

                    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                    lol

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                    • sigh.. chad michaels won. i was rooting for raven, even though i knew chad being as polished as a new penny would cinch it

                      and my tolerance for humanity and its many quirks is at an all time low, to the point where i have to restrain myself from even posting replies on the internets because my replies would be loquacious versions of 'you a dumbass ho'. man, woman, doesn't matter. if you're being obnoxious i am face raging and super gluing my hands down so i won't type and get banned

                      because i am sore, my body is stiff and it's making me angry and i am uncomfortably aware of my liver so i can't pour a few shots

                      meds be damned, i wish
                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • I just spent like 70bucks just under the wire during the Coastal Scents 50%off Cyber Monday-Wed sale...brushes, brushes, brushes, two "Go" palettes (bejing and cairo) and including 3 things of "Love Kitten" lip gloss... because DUH! "Love Kitten"!!!

                        You have doomed me!
                        Last edited by cori93437; 11-27-2012, 10:19 PM.
                        “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                        ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                        And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                        • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                          hold a dog for 5 minutes, be covered in 15 layers of hair
                          So true! Especially one of mine... Doesn't matter how much I brush him, which I must admit is not often enough, but still.

                          Anyway - hi! :-)
                          My journal

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                          • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                            I just spent like 70bucks just under the wire during the Coastal Scents 50%off Cyber Monday-Wed sale...brushes, brushes, brushes, two "Go" palettes (bejing and cairo) and including 3 things of "Love Kitten" lip gloss... because DUH! "Love Kitten"!!!

                            You have doomed me!
                            mwahahahahaaaaa MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

                            and that's like me buying orgasm lip gloss cause it was called orgasm. cause i'm maybe kinda pervy, sorta

                            Originally posted by Zee View Post
                            So true! Especially one of mine... Doesn't matter how much I brush him, which I must admit is not often enough, but still.

                            Anyway - hi! :-)
                            hi
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • i was about to stretch my legs out. i looked down .7 seconds before i moved and had to stop or else i would have kicked bear in the face. i have a feeling he would frown on that

                              and i guess i'm more relaxed now



                              my internal litany of profanity is down to internal eye rolling. i watched cold case. i like that show. it's a nice show. and a relative wants me to fix her pc. i don't wanna )):

                              fixing pc means socializing, socializing means hearing 'go to the accupuncturist, i said! you'll feel better!'

                              well maybe i will! but i don't want to right now! you can't tell me what to do, you're not my real mom!

                              beautiful
                              yeah you are

                              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                              lol

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                              • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                                mwahahahahaaaaa MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

                                and that's like me buying orgasm lip gloss cause it was called orgasm. cause i'm maybe kinda pervy, sorta



                                hi
                                You know Nars makes an Orgasm blush... yes, I want my cheeks to be flushed with Orgasm ALL the time now!


                                I painted my toenails "Shrimp on the Barbie" tonight.
                                Clear-ish fuchsia based coral sparklie with coppery golden glitters!
                                They are totes adorbs.

                                I also went back to Coastal scents for London and Moscow... and camo-quad things.
                                WTH... is mah birfday.
                                Last edited by cori93437; 11-28-2012, 02:36 AM.
                                “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                                ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                                And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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